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It's been a while, but since the announcement of USUM has happened, I've been thinking about you /vp/. I've been thinking about how pitiful this safespace of a board is with it's contrarian-like mindset. So let's get this started, shall we? Gen 5, the gen that single handedly almost killed the franchise and had a lot of the games core fans thinking of abandoning this sinking ship of a series due to the clear decline in quality. Let's take a look at the long list of objective facts that this gen did wrong.>Absolute dog shit dex filled to the brim with deviant art tier juvenile designs When you have one of the largest new dexes and I can't even put together a team of 6 (six) pokemon that I like, then you know there's a massive problem. This dex was made up of abominations, and I'm not even talking about the big offenders like garbodor and vanilluxe, I'm talking literally almost everything. There's maybe 4-5 good lines in this joke of a dex which is just laughable.>Bland and forgettable region >Trash team with a ridiculously bad looking uniform and an equally ridiculously bad reason for existing >Toddler tier story >Non existent difficulty (always makes me kek when the underage majority of this board says they had trouble with these games literally because these were the first games you millenial fuccbois grew up with) Positives about Gen V - Some great music The very few pokemon from this gen I do like are pure kino. And that's all. It brings a smile to my face whenever I come here and see the sperging out and tears about how gamefreak doesn't give the slightest shit about you or your shitty gen considering they're doing their absolute best to distance the new games from them which is without a doubt the correct move. Everywhere other than here (and I really do mean EVERYWHERE) rates gen 5 as the absolute bottom of the barrel worst games in the series. They scored shit, they sold shit, they are shit. Gen9 can't come soon enough. Feels good to enjoy games :)
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>>49451687 >Words words words Gen 5 was great, stay mad
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>>49451691 >no argument Cope bort
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>>49451687 Isn't the point of these lists that they're about glitches? Like the gen 2 version would mention moon balls having a higher catch rate for pokemon that evolve with burn heal.
This one starts out like that, but only for about 4 of them before becoming memes.
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>>49451687 >Everywhere other than here (and I really do mean EVERYWHERE) rates gen 5 as the absolute bottom of the barrel worst games in the series. Even this place does now. Times have changed, for the better. Progress is so good
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Some of these are legit objective problems I admit. But I give most of this shit a pass because unlike all the games that came before this and especially the ones that came after, I had a good time experiencing the game's story mode and actually gave a shit about most of the characters. Also, this board sure was a hell of a lot more pleasant when these games came out. Anyway, have fun with your little conquest to make people dislike a game that's not even on store shelves anymore I guess.
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>>49451687 > /vp/ lives rent free in my head for 4+ years Into the straightjacket you go.
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>>49451705 The point of these lists is to just shit on a generation of pokemon that isn't your favorite to push a typical nintendie civil war narrative. Nobody gives a shit about most of the things on these lists at the time they came out and people only ever bother making these kinds of things if the games are still fondly remembered several years later in some bizzare crusade to get people to "see the light" and stop remembering something fondly because......???? because it makes people mad I guess?
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>>49451715 Feels great being on the right side of history :3
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I was bored, so I made the version that only mentions actual programming errors. I did want to include the white forest/black city trainer problem, but that's more stupidity and not an actual programming bug. They made an actual choice with that, a stupid choice, but I doubt the programmers of gen 1 chose not to include encounter data on the edge of cinnabar island.
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>>49451687 >80% subjective opinions >20% very minor glitches every fucking time that template is used
fuck right off
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>>49451739 >n’s zoroark womm
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>>49451739 I get that you don't like Emboar or the pokétranfer, but that doesn't mean they are programming errors anon
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>>49451691 Fpbp
>>49451703 >No argument There’s nothing to argue against
>These are my opinions and mommy said I’m her special little boy (stupid bitch doesn’t know I’m a WOMAN) so everything I say is a fact Face it tranny, you and your kind have failed, I recommend trying to find some real meaning in your life before your inevitable suicide
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>>49451687 most of these are either subjective opinions or situations that are very unlikely in the games, with some things that are completely wrong
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>>49451687 >Gen 5, the gen that single handedly almost killed the franchise and had a lot of the games core fans thinking of abandoning this sinking ship of a series due to the clear decline in quality. I've been with this series since the '90s. I still go back to gen V regularly but I stopped buying mainline games after the 3DS era. You're not gaslighting anyone into believing gen V was bad.
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>>49451782 >you and your kind have failed Are you sure about that? The paradigm shift has occurred and now more people than ever hate gen 5, call their fans entitled little borts, and praise the newer games. Genwunners are a dying breed too. Sounds like we won in the end. Your safe-space couldn’t remain a safe-space
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>>49451799 I actually quit pokemon after BW1, only came back because kinnoh remakes. Pokemon designs have never gotten worse than gen 5, surprisingly, though they also haven't gotten better than gen 4.
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>>49451793 Do not incite genwars is an actual rule??
You definitely wouldn't know it spending any amount of time here.
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>>49451824 Mods stopped enforcing it like rules 3 and 5
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>>49451687 I like how most of these points could be applied to DPP too
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cool genwar thread faggot
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>>49451831 And the global "no extremely low quality posts" rule as well it seems.
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>>49451802 You really believe all that shit? Unova really messed up your head friend, from discord shitposter to schizo
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>>49451687 Is there a chronology collection of this?
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>>49452360 Some exist on the internet, and I made one for BDSP. Certain Legends Arceus will have one made soon, now that in less than a day, normalfags will be able to play the game.
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>>49451691 Based OP absolutely BTFO
Every gen is good, except gen8
Gen8 is bad
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>>49451687 >I've been thinking about you /vp/. >So let's get this started, shall we? You sound like one of those faggot know-it-all Youtube essay writers and your post is just as unnecessarily long so I'm not gonna bother reading the rest.
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>>49451687 Nice fanfiction, how long did it take to create this in your discord?
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>>49451802 Your retarded spamming made me go back to play Gen 5 and its much better than I remembered. I like it way more now.
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>>49451687 Don't care, still love Gen 5
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Man Gen 5 has gone from being an underrated game to being so heavily circlejerked that it now has haters desperate for clicks and (You)s. What a shitshow...
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>doing pvp battles >lose because the game didn't register my charge attack tap in time >next battle, get the atk/def boost from Togekiss' Ancientpower and sweep the opponent's next pokemon, Lugia, before it can get off even a single charge attack with nothing but Charm Skill-based games are so fun
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>>49451687 Here's a more non subjective list of problems.
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>>49451687 >blah blah blah gen 5 has niche glitches so it's bad >blah blah blah subjective nitpicks I'll tell you what's a major glitch, the fact that
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>>49452397 Aside from the last point it's not too shabby.
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>>49451687 Based
Gen5 was a mistake
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>>49452397 People are still crying about gift legendaries? The PC is still in the game.
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>>49454103 >Just box the two free legendaries you get before the second gym! Dude, stop being such a shill. There's zero reasonable justification or defense for them not being post-game like every other legendary.
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>>49451687 >The Problem With Gen 5 >6 of these are actual bugs and errors (somehow fails to mention THE biggest gen 5 bug) >everything else boils down to "i didn't like it personally" textbook definition of autism
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>>49451687 Gen 6 was the beginning of the end with the switch to 3D and the soulless washed out models that strip pokemon of any personality or character. Typhlosion still had his fire, and salamence and charizard didn’t have that dopey gliding animation. Can’t stress enough how the 3D models killed this game.
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>>49454175 What if I want to use them in my run bitch? What if I want a full team of onaholemon?
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>>49452397 >battle frontier first on the list the more things change...
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>>49451687 >someone was seething this hard about dunking on Gen I and ORAS that they made this retarded picture of gen 5 nitpicks. okay dude Anonymous
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>>49452417 Even Gen 8 has PLA as a saving grace. Even though SwSh is dogshit and BDSP is a "faithful" (= lazy) remake.
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been a while eh MaZe
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>>49451687 Even with all its flaws, Gen 5 is still objectively better than Gen 1. Stay mad.
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>>49451687 Just had to fix this.
Excuse the phone edit, hiromoot still has my uploads hostage.
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>>49451721 >this board sure was a hell of a lot more pleasant when these games came out. That's because this board was made for BW.
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>>49452397 I feel like this could be much longer given all of the glitches.
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>>49451687 Damn, that's a whole lot of words I'm not gonna read just for me to tell you that I still think Unova was the most fun region in the game and team plasma's cool
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>>49451822 >though they also haven't gotten better than gen 4. AKA the generation where people started to call them digimon because they didn't follow pokemon's aesthetics.
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>>49454175 >DUUUUDE I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'D JUST PUT AN OPTIONAL FEATURE IN MY SHITTY SINGLE PLAYER GAME DESIGNED FOR TODDLERS I think you're wrong about there being no justification or defense, the justification AND defense is "who actually gives a shit about BDSP"
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>>49457432 Yeah, I could make a V2 of this, but in all honesty, it might be worth waiting for the GWS update beforehand, assuming it ever releases.
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