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Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:21:29 No.49459899 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>49459913 >>49459914 >>49459925 >>49459926 >>49459942 >>49459944 >>49459952 >>49460136 >>49460137 >>49460157 >>49460169 >>49460221 >>49460278 >>49460510 >>49461093 >>49462194 >>49462249 >>49462647

Please take a shower before midnight release, chuds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:22:37 No.49459913 Report

Quoted By: >>49460318

>>49459899
Midnight release?
Bro, I'm just walking straight to target after my morning shower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:22:41 No.49459914 Report

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>>49459899
>wants to play by midnight
>doesn't buy digital
retards

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:23:00 No.49459920 Report

Quoted By: >>49459951

>implying /vp/ knows how to bathe

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:23:34 No.49459925 Report

Quoted By: >>49460185 >>49461519 >>49461541 >>49462143 >>49462980

>>49459899
No, I think I'll shit my pants before walking in, just to spite you clean fucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:23:37 No.49459926 Report

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>>49459899
I wash my charizard onesie daily, this faggot is slandering me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:24:48 No.49459940 Report

Quoted By: >>49460209 >>49461093

>49459899
you people are the fucking worst. even if you personally don't do it that often unlike other blokes, doing it at all is a sign of terminal autism.
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/search/image/MGF8BtHBzDJKmrZW0m9C_Q/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:25:02 No.49459942 Report

Quoted By: >>49460138

>>49459899
why would i go to a packed store full of gamers carrying covid and who knows what else?
not to mention not a single mask will be worn and that is just asking for major trouble
i'll stay home and play my digital version and remain safe

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:25:13 No.49459944 Report

Quoted By: >>49459980 >>49460124 >>49460140 >>49461422

>>49459899
>midnight release during a global pandemic
wow, very essential anons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:25:51 No.49459951 Report

Quoted By: >>49459965 >>49460014 >>49462967

>>49459920
Taking 5 minute showers is impossible because I don't feel truly clean of all the cumsludge and shit crumbs in my asshairs and anus unless 30+ minutes have passed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:25:56 No.49459952 Report

Quoted By: >>49459975

>>49459899
>Telling other people what to do with their own body for your own convenience

Yikes that's not very progressive of you Mr.Reddit user. Who hurt you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:27:51 No.49459965 Report

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>>49459951
Shave your fucking bussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:29:17 No.49459975 Report

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>>49459952
go scrub the muk off your neck, stinky anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:29:59 No.49459980 Report

Quoted By: >>49460105

>>49459944
Pandemic is just about done.
Its, over go back to normal.
you DO remember what normal was like right anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:32:47 No.49460014 Report

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>>49459951
Does that bussy squirt?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:35:24 No.49460040 Report

Quoted By: >>49460089

>chuds
how about i:
shower regularly
buy every copy available
share with everyone but you
cuck your girlfriend away because i smell better than you
call you a tranny because your infected wound reeks of decomposing flesh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:37:21 No.49460066 Report

Quoted By: >>49460108

cant decide if i just get it digitally or go to walmart in the morning to get it physical and $10 cheaper

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:39:13 No.49460089 Report

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>>49460040
Trying so hard to fit in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:40:14 No.49460105 Report

Quoted By: >>49460148 >>49461389

>>49459980
People still catch the coof, stupid.
Omicron is a sign it could be over because there's no reported deaths or hospitalizations from it, it's a good sign but it doesn't mean it's over yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:40:26 No.49460108 Report

Quoted By: >>49460129 >>49460412

>>49460066
>thinks its $49.99 on release

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:41:22 No.49460124 Report

Quoted By: >>49460140

>>49459944
What fucking pandemic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:41:41 No.49460129 Report

Quoted By: >>49460175 >>49460397

>>49460108
Walmart puts their games on sale $10 off ($49.94 to be exact) but the only catch is you have to walk into a Walmart.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:42:21 No.49460136 Report

Quoted By:

>>49459899
>midnight release
What year is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:42:30 No.49460137 Report

Quoted By:

>>49459899
where the fuck is still having midnight releases? kekw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:42:31 No.49460138 Report

Quoted By: >>49460165

>>49459942
>he still believes covid is real
lol you're fucked from the 5g towers nearby anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:42:43 No.49460140 Report

Quoted By: >>49460272

>>49459944
/vp/ doesn't know about the pandemic because they never go outside. >>49460124

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:43:32 No.49460148 Report

Quoted By: >>49460238 >>49461547 >>49462454

>>49460105
I only ever caught Alpha.
Nasty disease knocked me on my keister for about a week.
If I had omicron I doubt it did anything, as has been the case for every one.
Viruses like to mutate to be more virulet but cause less damage or death.
Its over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:43:58 No.49460156 Report

Quoted By:

9 pm release at gamestops in California, but I will be picking it up tomorrow from Best Buy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:44:06 No.49460157 Report

Quoted By:

>>49459899
Jokes on you, it's only smelly sjw NEETs that don't shower

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:44:56 No.49460165 Report

Quoted By:

>>49460138
I wear crystals that absorb negative energy.... oh wait thats a different pusdeoscience you are babbling about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:45:36 No.49460169 Report

Quoted By:

>>49459899
No, you femcels will endure my manmusk.
Seethe and then go tumblr about seething.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:46:05 No.49460175 Report

Quoted By:

>>49460129
I'm a poor browner, I've built up an immunity to Walmart infections a decade ago

Khu

Khu Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:47:02 No.49460185 Report

Quoted By:

>>49459925
BASED

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:47:03 No.49460186 Report

Quoted By: >>49460201 >>49460249 >>49460254

>I wear crystals that absorb negative energy.... oh wait thats a different pusdeoscience you are babbling about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:48:05 No.49460201 Report

Quoted By:

>>49460186
I heckin love state approved sciencerino broserino

Khu

Khu Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:48:43 No.49460209 Report

Quoted By: >>49460220

>>49459940
whats with the normies typing out digits?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:50:03 No.49460220 Report

Quoted By:

>>49460209
what's with you pretending to be retarded? i hit the number, then removed one of the arrows. nobody types out post numbers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:50:05 No.49460221 Report

Quoted By:

>>49459899
I'll go in with cum in my belly :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:51:51 No.49460238 Report

Quoted By:

>>49460148
Bro, I know that shit you said. My point is it's only over when it's confirmed to be over regardless of how viruses work. Some want the jab on more people, others want to hear it from the mouth of the state or institution. The proof is in how things readjust, not on being tired of 2 years of a health scare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:52:33 No.49460249 Report

Quoted By:

>>49460186
5g isn't even microwave light frequency.
Wake me when its actually hitting x-rays.
Till then smash your phone and Wireless router, cause its emitting about the same watts of radiation and has since 4 G.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:53:01 No.49460254 Report

Quoted By:

>>49460186
>he doesn't spread verdigris on toast to fight the cold viruses

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:54:35 No.49460272 Report

Quoted By: >>49460297 >>49462775

>>49460140
>go outside
>instantly bombarded by cosmic radiation, extreme temperatures, insects, and/or dust particles in the air
No shit. It sucks out there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:55:22 No.49460278 Report

Quoted By:

>>49459899
No, now I’m not going to, no one tells me what to fuckimg do.

Not bathing
Not masking
Not testing
Not VAXXING

Breathe in my musk and breath

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:57:25 No.49460297 Report

Quoted By: >>49460383 >>49462775

>>49460272
No anon, you have to go outside and touch grass because you'll start thinking different and sunlight cures your depression within 2 seconds of exposure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 00:58:42 No.49460318 Report

Quoted By: >>49460368

>>49459913
Good luck finding any on the shelf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 01:03:05 No.49460368 Report

Quoted By:

>>49460318
Not all Target stores break street dates, but go off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 01:04:17 No.49460383 Report

Quoted By: >>49462775

>>49460297
Great, so now I'm HAPPY to be cooking my skin while bugs eat me. What a fucking turnaround.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 01:05:21 No.49460397 Report

Quoted By:

>>49460129
>have to walk into a walmart
it's not that bad if they let you pay for it at the media where they get it out of the cabinet, then you can just walk in and avoid all the bullshit... i'm white tho so sometimes they've given me the game and had me go to the front to pay for it and since i'm white i don't steal

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 01:06:36 No.49460412 Report

Quoted By: >>49460496

>>49460108
All their brand new video games have been 10 bucks cheaper than MSRP in-store for a while now. Makes sense, gets people to go there instead of somewhere else and they might very pick up more than 10 bucks worth of something else while they're there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 01:13:23 No.49460496 Report

Quoted By: >>49460540

>>49460412
Buy a bag of Great Value cheesy poofs, Great Value Cola, and a great value Pizza and they've got all that back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 01:14:29 No.49460510 Report

Quoted By:

>>49459899
It released weeks ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 01:16:31 No.49460540 Report

Quoted By: >>49462174

>>49460496
even if you did you'd have snacks to eat while playing the game for the price of the game alone elsewhere. how is this bad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 02:04:17 No.49461093 Report

Quoted By:

>>49459940
Meant for >>49459899

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 02:31:41 No.49461389 Report

Quoted By:

>>49460105
wait until they announce another coof variant so they can keep fear mongering and up prices on artifical shortages because of cut work staff

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 02:35:22 No.49461422 Report

Quoted By:

>>49459944
>Xe actually believes the media.
How about that West Nile Virus? Anthrax? Bird Flu? Swine Flu? Y2K? Terrorism?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 02:45:52 No.49461519 Report

Quoted By:

>>49459925
Alpha move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 02:48:11 No.49461541 Report

Quoted By:

>>49459925
why don't you just take off your diaper and rub it all over the counter

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 02:48:35 No.49461547 Report

Quoted By: >>49461561 >>49461571

>>49460148
>Viruses like to mutate to be more virulet but cause less damage or death.
Which is why I'm still gonna mask up for the next 3 years. By 5 years past, thing'll be about as scary as the regular cold is now and then it'll all go back to normal.
Fuck I wish we were going into lockdown again though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 02:50:20 No.49461561 Report

Quoted By: >>49461961

>>49461547
>Which is why I'm going to wear my face diaper for the next 3 years
Good, destroy your immune system.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 02:51:12 No.49461571 Report

Quoted By:

>>49461547
>Fuck I wish we were going into lockdown again though
same. not just as a way to minimize infections. I also wanna see extroverts lose their minds at the idea of having to lockdown again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 03:29:26 No.49461961 Report

Quoted By:

>>49461561
That's not how it works, retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 03:49:27 No.49462143 Report

Quoted By:

>>49459925
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 03:52:05 No.49462174 Report

Quoted By:

>>49460540
It's not, and anon didn't say it was. It's just that's why Walmart is discounting new releases and probably going to continue doing it since it benefits both them and you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 03:54:25 No.49462194 Report

Quoted By: >>49462212

>>49459899
The beaner working at my local GameStop said only 3 other people are on the list for the midnight release. What are the odds they’re all troons?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 03:56:18 No.49462212 Report

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>>49462194
Well, just be glad they are still doing a midnight release for 4 people. Ones around here, it's all about preorder number, not enough people preorder, no midnight release.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 03:59:52 No.49462249 Report

Quoted By: >>49462322

>>49459899
It doesn't matter how many showers they take, the smell is permeated into their bodies, and requires many spa and sauna treatments to fix it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 04:08:57 No.49462322 Report

Quoted By: >>49462370 >>49462399

>>49462249
This is bullshit, btw i am trans

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 04:14:32 No.49462370 Report

Quoted By:

>>49462322
Lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 04:18:09 No.49462399 Report

Quoted By: >>49462559

>>49462322
And you haven't killed yourself yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 04:24:32 No.49462454 Report

Quoted By:

>>49460148
that's not how the 1918 influenza was, it started out as relatively benign but then mutated into a much more deadly version.
you never know how a virus will mutate, if the mutation is deadly but still very contagious it can easily spread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 04:40:04 No.49462559 Report

Quoted By:

>>49462399
>Can't read irony

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 04:52:32 No.49462647 Report

Quoted By:

>>49459899
Wait do they still do midnight releases after rona?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 04:58:40 No.49462692 Report

Quoted By: >>49462771

>go to midnight release
>half the people in line are trans
>everyone except me is obese
>everyone except me wearing a mask

Why do I play these games

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 05:05:42 No.49462771 Report

Quoted By:

>>49462692
Normal people don't play video games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 05:05:54 No.49462775 Report

Quoted By: >>49462958

>>49460383
>>49460272
>>49460297
Are you niggers shitposting or do you seriously not enjoy being outside. You are MALFUNCTIONED.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 05:25:03 No.49462922 Report

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I went to a midnight release for x and y with my friend. Naturally the people there were unwashed, overweight, disturbed in some way or another, or generally unfortunate. For me to stand in that room and imagine I was somehow the odd one out was the height of delusion. It’s like the Japanese say: “a man is whatever room he is standing in”; the company you happen to engage through deliberate action is your society. So don’t go to the midnight releases. Don’t buy Pokémon in fact. Buy it second hand years later. Say no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 05:31:09 No.49462958 Report

Quoted By:

>>49462775
You seem perfectly normal, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 05:32:28 No.49462967 Report

Quoted By:

>>49459951
Have you tried not being a fucking fat piece of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 05:34:10 No.49462980 Report

Quoted By:

>>49459925
Didn't know Pokegirls were real

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 05:38:11 No.49463018 Report

Quoted By:

I literally just go to Walmart at midnight and find someone to open the case for me. No smelly people, no spergs...and you can be out the door at 12:05.

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