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>>49462023
nta but some Pokemon are clearly meant to have sex with humans, they are humanoid, they literally evolved to seduce human males and use their semen to make eggs.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 03:36:46 No.49462031 Report

Quoted By: >>49462045 >>49462047 >>49462054 >>49463221

Female Heracross a good wife?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 03:36:54 No.49462032 Report

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>>49462008
>replying to your own post
Cringe.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 03:37:38 No.49462036 Report

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>>49462023

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Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 03:38:21 No.49462045 Report

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>>49462031
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 03:38:36 No.49462046 Report

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>>49462032
Meds

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 03:38:55 No.49462047 Report

Quoted By: >>49463069

>>49462031
Yes, but my bugwife is Scizor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 03:40:41 No.49462054 Report

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>>49462031
She dummy thicc

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Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 03:40:46 No.49462055 Report

Quoted By: >>49462470 >>49463100

>you may kiss the bride
>get mummied

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 04:26:37 No.49462470 Report

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>>49462055
wrap me mummy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 05:42:18 No.49463048 Report

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>>49461971
>tfw no stinky musclegirl Grimmsnarl GF
We were so fucking robbed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 05:45:19 No.49463069 Report

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>>49462047
based choice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 05:46:57 No.49463085 Report

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>>49462028
They literally evolved to seduce their humanoid male counterparts dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 05:50:19 No.49463100 Report

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>>49462055
perfect way to go, you're with your wife forever after

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 06:11:16 No.49463221 Report

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>>49462031
Not after (((((((((((they))))))))))) added gender differences to the female heracrosses' horns.
(((((((((((((((((((((They))))))))))))))))))))) also ruined the female pikachus' tails.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 06:24:00 No.49463333 Report

Quoted By: >>49463410

>Dilated over cute female features
Medscheck

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Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 06:31:24 No.49463388 Report

Quoted By: >>49464866

You can't wife it, because it's already taken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 06:34:47 No.49463410 Report

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>>49463333
I don't find them cute, so they're not.
kys cuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 06:38:23 No.49463429 Report

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>>49462013
based. also
>owls
>birds

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 11:17:54 No.49464858 Report

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>>49461952
>imagine the blowjobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 11:19:49 No.49464866 Report

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>>49463388
Do not dick down a Klink unless you want your cock mangled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 11:54:46 No.49465022 Report

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>>49462003
Carry on brother, reject your humanity, overcome it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 12:02:45 No.49465058 Report

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>>49461952
imagine unironically being a rock/ground type lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 12:07:05 No.49465084 Report

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>>49461952
But that's just a boulder with Charizard's arms, legs and face! Highly wifeable!

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Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 12:08:19 No.49465088 Report

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>>49461973
Asians can marry pillows and action figures
you can 100% marry pokemon in East Asia

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Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 12:11:49 No.49465101 Report

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>>49462003
A prodigal, male pyschic trainer would be preferable though for Gardevoir, Hypnos or Alakazams. You can't let normie brains near them, they'll melt to goo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 14:55:12 No.49466083 Report

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>>49461952
> Had the alolan version.
> Notice her magnetic eyebrows
> Named her Satsuki before evolving
> Impossible to wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 15:08:53 No.49466195 Report

Quoted By: >>49466267

>>49461952
I'm actually curious how these breed.
Is there's like a hole in it's shell where its dick hangs out during erection? Would be kinda hot to reach to that hole and tease it a bit and then jerk this poor guy off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 15:17:23 No.49466267 Report

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>>49466195
Hec, now i want to put a pretty, frilly, pink skirt on him and milk him like a femboy slut. Imagine this big, hulking, scary thing moaning and begging me to stop while I massage his massive, literally rock-hard cock...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 15:22:09 No.49466304 Report

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>>49461971
Rule 63 says otherwise, unless you mean 100% on model/by the books, in which case then yes, male only couldn't be a wife

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Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 15:29:56 No.49466365 Report

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>>49461971
>>49463048

If gallade could be female, she would be without a doubt the best pokemon wife.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 15:51:16 No.49466540 Report

Quoted By: >>49466612

You can't marry this, she'll sap your life away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Jan 2022 15:57:59 No.49466612 Report

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>>49466540
There's a hole, there's a way.

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