NOT EVERY POKEMON NEEDS A FUCKING EVOLUTION MEGA EVOLUTION DYNAMAX GIGANTAMAX ALOLAN HISUIAN ALTERNATE FUCKING FORM YOU FUCKING SHIT-GARGLING MOUTH BREATHING FUCK
1 STAGE EVOLUTIONS ARE FINE, THEY'RE FUCKING FINE. WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO HAVE A RETARDED GIMICK OR A RETCON UPDATED EVOLUTION 1005+ GENS LATER? NOT EVERY POKEMON NEEDS TO BE VIABLE, NOT EVERY POKEMON NEEDS TO BE CONSTANTLY AND CONSISTENTLY RELEVANT YOU ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE PIECE OF HUMAN FUCKING FILTH
