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Quoted By: >>49488267
>"So, Mr. Merrick guy. At first I heard he was some american blogger who made money lying to children on Twitter because he lived off news about my sloppy games. So far so good, I thought him another of my own: a sycophant and a demagogue trying to make easy money, probably to fill his heroin addiction or whatever the gaijin were into."
>"So one day I had to come to America. The thing about visiting America with me is that it's been 20+ years, I don't speak a single word in English and I'm not about to start learning now. That's how much I care about western fans. I was here to tell american assholes that I was fucking locking 600+ Pokémon off the Sword and Shield disc and that they'd have to pay me 6 dollars lunch money until they fucking retire for me to store their Pokémon in my storage service and then I'd delete them if they stopped paying. I wanted to call it Pokémon Hostage, but Ishihara said 'Home' was a more friendly name"
>"Then comes Mr. Merrick in the hotel. Dude starts flaunting and waving about how much he loves Pokémon and how much he owes to me and to GameFreak. At that point I'm about to send security in but he did come alone. In comes some beauty who he had married him for the easy money we make crushing this fanbase's dream."
>"He didn't get it, but the moment I saw her, I knew one of my own. Long story short, she offered to be my interpret while I was in America. One thing just led to the other."
>"So one day I had to come to America. The thing about visiting America with me is that it's been 20+ years, I don't speak a single word in English and I'm not about to start learning now. That's how much I care about western fans. I was here to tell american assholes that I was fucking locking 600+ Pokémon off the Sword and Shield disc and that they'd have to pay me 6 dollars lunch money until they fucking retire for me to store their Pokémon in my storage service and then I'd delete them if they stopped paying. I wanted to call it Pokémon Hostage, but Ishihara said 'Home' was a more friendly name"
>"Then comes Mr. Merrick in the hotel. Dude starts flaunting and waving about how much he loves Pokémon and how much he owes to me and to GameFreak. At that point I'm about to send security in but he did come alone. In comes some beauty who he had married him for the easy money we make crushing this fanbase's dream."
>"He didn't get it, but the moment I saw her, I knew one of my own. Long story short, she offered to be my interpret while I was in America. One thing just led to the other."
