>Be me
>Wandering the Fieldlands, learned quick that I can't just fight everything so I sneak up behind niggas and concuss them with pokeballs
>Pretty confident in myself
>Yo is that a Ponyta?
>Neat, gonna catch it and the one next to it
>Feeling pretty good about myself
>Look around for more
>Is that a fucking rapidash
>It's the size of a fucking semi
>It's practically right next to me
>Does it see me?
>I just invaded its territory, I'm fucking dead
>Why was I not afraid of pokemon until now?
>These things are walking nightmares
>I'm fucking dead
>I'm fucking dead
>I'm fucking dead
In the end I escaped without even being noticed, but that moment was enough to guarantee my money for GF. Vidya has never been able to get that kind of fear out of me before.