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Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 04:06:30 No.49506876 View View Reply Original Report

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A 5-10 year old asks you to explain Zoroark and why it has a movie
How do you respond?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 04:07:10 No.49506883 Report

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>>49506876
It looks pretty cool and has great design imo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 04:09:07 No.49506902 Report

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he's the trollface pokemon, he does a considerable amount of trolling

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 04:10:25 No.49506911 Report

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>>49506876
They wanted to repeat Lucario's success but forgot to actually make Zorua available in the game without events.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 04:19:42 No.49506978 Report

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>>49506911
This
>"You see, Gamefreak had a cool idea about showing up a mythical pokemon that can turns into humans, and being all fancy and stuff, but then you play the game, and discover is an exclusive event (probably japan only), and you can no longer have it through normal methods."
>"Now come, I shall teach you about the spectacular world of cheats, hacks, and injecting. You'll have a Lv. 100 shiny one in a few minutes inside one of your infinite supply of Master Balls."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 06:55:49 No.49507761 Report

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>>49506876
Bc she's hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 06:56:58 No.49507768 Report

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>>49506911
this but it is way cooler than lucario so it evens out. also can't you get one in bw2? or am i thinkin of somethin else

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 06:58:17 No.49507773 Report

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It doesn't matter. They'd just change the subject to Among us and do a fortnite floss before I could finish explaining.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 07:00:11 No.49507786 Report

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>>49507773
meds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 07:02:54 No.49507797 Report

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>>49507773
yikes. my butthole puckered just reading that.
Alright grandpa lets get you back in bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 07:05:14 No.49507808 Report

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>>49506911
This
Zoroark might've been Lucario's level now if they made getting a Zoroa possible without events

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 07:11:40 No.49507837 Report

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>>49507786
>>49507797
Bitch this is how my literal 6 year old nephews act thanks to their dumb shit parents giving them tablets with youtube on it at 2 years old to avoid actual parenting, and I know this is an extremely common thing among millennial parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 07:14:20 No.49507848 Report

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>>49507837
>anecdotal experiences caused by shitty parents means all kids are shit
ok pal
also they're 6 either way like i was a tismo when i was 6, still am, not that much of one granted but ya know

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 07:22:29 No.49507895 Report

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>>49506876
>You know how Lucario has a movie, Billy? I'm assuming you do because you're asking about a decade old movie in the first place. But the point is, they wanted to do another Lucario kind of thing, but it didn't really work because they forgot what made Lucario cool to people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 07:31:32 No.49507939 Report

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>>49506978
It wasn't Japan only. The shiny event Raikou, Entei, and Suicune allowed you to catch Zorark, and event Celebi allowed you to catch Zorua. Aside from Celebi in Crystal there has never been a Pokémon species exclusive to Japanese games/events. They've all had English releases

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Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 07:36:35 No.49507961 Report

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>>49506876
"I dunno"

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Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 07:43:31 No.49508000 Report

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>>49507939
>The shiny event Raikou, Entei, and Suicune allowed you to catch Zorark
So THAT’s why it was catchable in my game.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 09:47:18 No.49508496 Report

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>>49506876
>child
I am not a pedofork anon, I just want to fuck her senslessly (and maybe milk her cute and funny son's prostate too if she lets me), that is all really

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 10:22:57 No.49508680 Report

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>>49507837
My cousin first son actual first words were in fkin English because of tablets and phones. English is not our first nor second language. The kid needed therapy to start talking properly because of the words mix-up. Even today at 5 he still uses English words for simple stuff like dog or star... Fk dude, it's real.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 10:24:35 No.49508690 Report

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>>49508680
All according to keikakku

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 11:07:03 No.49508873 Report

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>>49507773
This is old man hate iphone cartoon tier

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 11:16:32 No.49508916 Report

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>>49506978
Thankfully they made it available through normal means in B2W2

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 12:49:21 No.49509400 Report

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>>49506876
I remember the silhouette that was introduced in CoroCoro and then weeks later the revelation. We knew Gen 5 Pokemon would be uglier than Gen 4 and our worst fears would come true

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 13:02:25 No.49509503 Report

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>>49508680
>kid needed therapy
You're worse than Americans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 13:16:50 No.49509587 Report

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>>49508873
i mean iphones are bad i don't blame sane people for hating them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 13:24:44 No.49509641 Report

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>>49507837
>CHILDREN ENJOY THINGS AND USE TECHNOLOGY THEREFORE THEY DUMB
Hoo boy you're a faggot. You must have been a complete retard with your little gameboy then. Or was it a 3DS? Since you act like an underage trying to appear """mature""".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 13:33:24 No.49509711 Report

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>>49506876
More publicity to give it more porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 13:49:11 No.49509806 Report

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>>49508680
Oh yeah, my nephew had a problem like that. Good thing we managed to beat the dumb out of my cousin and told him why his son was speaking english.
He can speak spanish now, but also can understand english, so we are like "well, at least he has a brain in there for 2 languages". I wonder if he will learn a 3rd one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 13:54:25 No.49509839 Report

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>>49509587
They're trash but the way boomers complain about them is braindead too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 13:55:44 No.49509846 Report

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>>49506876
N

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 15:11:22 No.49510348 Report

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>>49508680
>because of tablets and phones
I bet they put nursery rhymes in English on loop the whole day for him not to cry.
If so, they're the only ones to blame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Feb 2022 15:31:50 No.49510491 Report

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>>49506911
This but Lucario was way cooler than the zorua line ever was

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