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Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 00:59:48 No.49537495 View View Reply Original Report

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If dumped in the Pokémon world, why would you go after a child or an animal when you could have a 10/10 woman who positively oozes sex?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 01:03:11 No.49537517 Report

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>>49537495

If I was dumped in the Pokémon world, I would have 0 chance with a 10/10 woman who positively oozes sex compared to the other choices.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 01:03:30 No.49537522 Report

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>>49537495
if she really oozed sex you wouldn't need to post offmodel art

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 01:04:28 No.49537531 Report

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>>49537522
Kek OP btfo

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Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 01:04:30 No.49537532 Report

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>>49537522
There's nothing off-model in this thread.

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Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 01:14:14 No.49537599 Report

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>>49537495
im perfectly fine getting dom'd by massive lopunny ass all day

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Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 01:17:25 No.49537617 Report

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>>49537599

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Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 01:25:39 No.49537676 Report

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>>49537495
that woman (or any other) wouldnt give you the time of the day just like women in this world
pokemon would be forced to be around you when captured

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Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 02:03:00 No.49538018 Report

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>>49537495
only if she pulls her weight on the team, unless she can counter dragons and cover HM's I'm not interested.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 02:48:59 No.49538415 Report

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>>49537522
she oozes sex even when on-model. i wish all the off-model artists would understand this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 02:50:55 No.49538430 Report

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>anon why don't you go for 10/10 woman who will likely call the police if you greet her
geez anon i don't know

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 02:51:24 No.49538433 Report

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>>49537495
Oh sure, sex with her would be fun, but you know what else is fun? RIDING INTO TOWN ON MY FUCKING SNORLAX. WHAT UP, BITCHES? WANT SOME OF MY POKE BALLS? TOO FUCKING BAD, SKANK!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 03:25:49 No.49538718 Report

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>>49537495
If I was dumped in the Pokemon world why the fuck would I pick the boring choice I could get in this world with money anyway
Thats like asking "If dumped in the Harry Potter world, why would you go after learning spells when you could eat a steak?"
Obviously Im going to go after the new opportunities presented to me and not the normalfag shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 03:31:35 No.49538768 Report

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>>49538718
Anon I don't think fucking a child is supported in either world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 03:33:51 No.49538789 Report

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>>49538768
I want to fuck the monsters if that somehow wasn't clear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 03:37:24 No.49538833 Report

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>>49538789
Sorry bro, it's a coin flip at times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 03:40:46 No.49538862 Report

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>wake up in a world full of limitless adventure and exploration
>first thing you think of is getting laid
Yeah you just have fun catching STDs, I’m gonna go catch me some shitmons and start hunting for my bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 06:25:46 No.49540178 Report

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>>49538862
Bitch everyone knows the way to do it is finding some cute social outcast loli and dragging her along for your adventures. That way you can be ecchi and a Pokemon master.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 07:09:49 No.49540444 Report

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>>49537495
Because Cynthia actually has standards and would be disgusted at balding manlet spergs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 07:47:35 No.49540662 Report

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>>49537495
You do realise the real Cynthia is a 5'7" (in heels) slim figured woman with modest breasts at best, right? This is why no one likes you cynthiafags. You don't even know who she is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 07:49:23 No.49540676 Report

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I would catch a growlithe and keep it as a pet in a normal nonsexual way

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 07:52:53 No.49540698 Report

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A full grown woman has smaller tits than a child. Seethe and cope cynthiacucks.

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Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 07:57:07 No.49540722 Report

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>>49537495
>catch a Pokemon
>it's completely loyal to you and will do whatever you want it to
>date a woman
>__________________

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 08:03:50 No.49540750 Report

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>>49537495
>implying I wouldn't go after all three

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 08:07:49 No.49540767 Report

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>>49538433
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