Sharing this because I see a lot of autists on this site pretending to hate the game, yet covertly feign to play it:

Buy the game off Amazon, open the package and game case, take the cartridge out, put the game case back in the package, file a return and Amazon will direct you to return it free at your local Kohl's. The wagecucks will not inspect your return.

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