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Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 09:36:13 No.49541198 View View Reply Original Report

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Arceus is a fucking dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 09:51:06 No.49541273 Report

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>>49541198
Arceus is fucking who with His dick?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 09:55:15 No.49541287 Report

Quoted By: >>49541487 >>49541495

>>49541198
No I think it's Palkia that's quite literally a fucking dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 10:34:08 No.49541445 Report

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>>49541198
He had no reason to snatch two people and throw them into the past

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 10:40:18 No.49541469 Report

Quoted By: >>49542177 >>49543652

>Christcucks are so obsessed they actually believe Arceus is god
none of the legendaries have powers at that scale, pokemon is a godless world ruled by Darwinism. Arceus has not demonstrated a single feat proving that he is a "god" and is therefore just another legendary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 10:45:47 No.49541487 Report

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>>49541287
As a kid, I thought Dialga was cooler, but now I’m realizing that Palkia is 10/10
Seriously, he’s based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 10:46:49 No.49541495 Report

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>>49541287
Palkia reminds me of an Elite from Halo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 10:46:52 No.49541496 Report

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>>49541487
as a kid I thought dialga was cool since time travel was epic and I had no idea what the fuck palkia did. now, I realize how fucking retarded the implications of time travel are and have lost all respect for any story these games could potentially have.

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Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 12:49:02 No.49541972 Report

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>>49541198
>cropping official artwork
Why the heck does it make me stiff?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 13:22:57 No.49542118 Report

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>>49541972

because you're a degenerate

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 13:35:58 No.49542177 Report

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>>49541469
You're pathetic kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 14:00:32 No.49542293 Report

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>>49542118
look at that fatass

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 14:02:56 No.49542307 Report

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>>49541198
He's a god. That's a given, mate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 14:04:04 No.49542314 Report

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>>49542293

betcha want to do more than just look...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 14:47:25 No.49542555 Report

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>>49541198
no he's arce

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 15:17:25 No.49542704 Report

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>>49542118
Maybe so, but I have learned fairly quick that merely wanting to fugg the GodLlama is entry-level tier of
poke'fucker degeneracy around here dear Anon

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Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 15:30:08 No.49542775 Report

Quoted By: >>49543354 >>49544198

>What are you looking at, human?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 16:21:22 No.49543104 Report

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>>49541198
That's a part of Arceus, and yeah, it's clearly its dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 16:48:08 No.49543297 Report

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>>49541198
No she isnt

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 16:54:11 No.49543338 Report

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>>49541198
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR DICK?!?!?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 16:55:03 No.49543344 Report

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>>49541495
Never thought of this before but I definitely see it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 16:56:18 No.49543354 Report

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>>49542775
Exodus 33: 20 - 23

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 17:19:01 No.49543541 Report

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>>49542704
yeah on /vp/ we get deep in the rabbit hole by wanting to fuck lopunny and gardevoir instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 17:21:51 No.49543565 Report

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>>49541198
He's a god, you know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 17:22:40 No.49543573 Report

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Arceus chose me, somebody who wants to fuck Pokemon, therefore fucking Pokemon is Arceus' will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 17:28:24 No.49543630 Report

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>>49541495
reminds me of mass produced EVAs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 17:30:22 No.49543652 Report

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>>49541469
he literally created a new creation trio in HGSS

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 17:36:51 No.49543706 Report

Quoted By: >>49544935

So we can agree that Dialga is the favorite "Kid", right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 18:01:46 No.49543877 Report

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>>49543541
No, no no dear Anon - I mean shit that you will both regret seeing or reading while waiting for the vanilla stuff to come in abundance, dont blame it on me and do not complain about it aloud - idots will only misunderstand you and convince you that you are into such wicked shit yourself. . .

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 18:38:09 No.49544184 Report

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>>49542314
>Has no mouth
How'd it get so fat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 18:39:13 No.49544198 Report

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>>49542775
>Nothing down there
>Rub it anyway
>Both you and Arceus learn it's still an erogenous zone

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 20:01:25 No.49544935 Report

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>>49543706
He probably likes palkia more because dialga looks like an abomination

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Feb 2022 20:04:14 No.49544966 Report

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Well I guess everyone busy jerking off, but I thought it was a bitch move that Arcues didn't even ask us if we wanted to return home or stay after beating it. He basically tells you good job and makes you babysit a clone of him to see the world.

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