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Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 13:55:40 No.49563409 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>49563422 >>49563423 >>49563672 >>49564223 >>49565092 >>49565954 >>49566231 >>49577442

mom, can you tell me the story about how you met human dad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 13:58:10 No.49563422 Report

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>>49563409
Pokeballs brainwash pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 13:58:11 No.49563423 Report

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>>49563409
human?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 14:13:38 No.49563533 Report

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>>49563422
>forcing some animal into your ball
>suddenly likes, trusts and fights for you
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 14:32:46 No.49563672 Report

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>>49563409
>"Well I was a spunky Kirlia, just minding my own business when your father suddenly jumped me from a bush and wrestled me down and had his way with my anus so hard I could not walk properly for two days or shit straight for a week, and it was like a switch had been flipped in my mind so I sought him out and became his personal cock sleave, and now after all these years of violating the sanctity of my holes and engaging into sexual acts more perverse than the other he can't live or function without me"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 15:07:58 No.49563951 Report

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the "mom" is ralts, gardevoir is her son

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Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 15:39:49 No.49564223 Report

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>>49563409
>"Aww sure, baby! We met back in 2000 in Eterna Forest. He and I were about 15 years old at the time and had to stop a berserking Dustox who was rampaging and causing problems for the Pokemon and Humans trying to just live their lives. It was hard, but we made it and from then on we decided to partner up and travel around together. Quite the first date, haha~"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 15:44:17 No.49564254 Report

Quoted By: >>49564988 >>49565035 >>49565990

fucking gardevoir is like roleplaying slavery plantation relationship between the white master and the black slave woman. Please stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 17:06:34 No.49564988 Report

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>>49564254
What if I'm into that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 17:11:29 No.49565035 Report

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>>49564254
So, broken buck but not gay.
I'm in, especially because at the end the slave owner makes her a wife.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 17:13:37 No.49565050 Report

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You people are sick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 17:16:26 No.49565065 Report

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>>49565050
wtf is that?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 17:20:00 No.49565092 Report

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>>49563409
>you will never catch a ralts when you were ten years old and go on adventures together, forming an inseparable bond over the years of travels and hardships, until you both marry at twenty

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 17:20:13 No.49565097 Report

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>>49565065
a trannies "vagina"
anon posted his/her/its pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 17:22:47 No.49565120 Report

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>human dad
lol, retard

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Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 17:24:38 No.49565133 Report

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>>49565120
>lol, retard

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Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 18:49:33 No.49565954 Report

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>>49563409
Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
Gotta, gotta be down because I want it all
It started out with a kiss; how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss; it was only a kiss

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 18:53:03 No.49565990 Report

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>>49564254
>t. incel gallade

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 19:08:17 No.49566176 Report

Quoted By: >>49579963

what is the percentage of gardevoir that actually end up dating their trainer? 5%, 10% 15%? I feel like it would be higher the younger they met

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 19:10:41 No.49566203 Report

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>>49565065
a tunicate, they grow in the sea as plankton and are pretty much found anywhere and everywhere underwater
google image search isn't hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 19:12:54 No.49566231 Report

Quoted By: >>49568102

>>49563409
>Foolish daughter of mine, your father was a muk who raped me. You are the worst thing to ever happen to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 19:20:35 No.49566306 Report

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>>49565954
I want to have a Gardevoir wife and make her this happy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 21:06:32 No.49567449 Report

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>>49566306
Same

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Feb 2022 22:22:07 No.49568102 Report

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>>49566231
Based

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Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 01:02:14 No.49569595 Report

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The wifest of waifumons

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Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 03:11:18 No.49570724 Report

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Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 03:52:00 No.49571043 Report

Quoted By: >>49571241

Post Gardevoirs with big boobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 04:18:13 No.49571241 Report

Quoted By: >>49572735

>>49571043
Retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 04:28:19 No.49571321 Report

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>>49565990
Imagine his twitter, he'd make a series of NFTs about human men stealing away the gardevoir women

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Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 08:21:45 No.49572668 Report

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Reminder to raise your Ralts lovingly!

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Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 08:34:57 No.49572735 Report

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>>49571241
Seethe
>>49566306
based

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Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 09:57:05 No.49573144 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 10:07:32 No.49573185 Report

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>>49572735
Hyperfags are not human.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 10:16:55 No.49573224 Report

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>>49564223
I wish I was raised by a gardevoir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 13:26:21 No.49574077 Report

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>>49572735
Ideal size for nipple-fucking.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 15:13:50 No.49574774 Report

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...

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Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 15:56:43 No.49575130 Report

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Galar "food"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 17:27:03 No.49575985 Report

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>when I was but a Lvl5 Ralts he found me on a bush, summoned some fire chicken and embered me to almost death before trapping me forever in a plastic ball, changing my name and making me kill hundreds of my kin all over Hoenn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 19:49:56 No.49577409 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 19:54:19 No.49577442 Report

Quoted By: >>49578082 >>49578083 >>49579948

>>49563409
Reminder that humans would be able to reproduce with Pokemon
>"b-b-but egg groups and uh"
Human-LIKE retard, not FUCKING HUMANS

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Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 20:58:30 No.49578082 Report

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>>49577442
>Reminder that humans would be able to reproduce with Pokemon
Correct, they would indeed be able to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 20:58:37 No.49578083 Report

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>>49577442
>Reminder that humans would be able to reproduce with Pokemon
You're right. They absolutely would.

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Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 21:02:44 No.49578118 Report

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>there are people who wouldn't form a loving relationship with their sentient, humanoid Pokémon
Disgusting

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Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 21:28:45 No.49578404 Report

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Why do Gardevoirs make good housewives?

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Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 21:37:30 No.49578499 Report

Quoted By: >>49580070

Yeah i want to have sex with gardevoir, i don't care if this is how she looks without her dress, i'd still bang.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 23:57:56 No.49579887 Report

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>>49578082
Why else would they do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s45dnUW2kE

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Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 23:57:56 No.49579888 Report

Quoted By: >>49580850

>He bought me a donut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 00:04:33 No.49579948 Report

Quoted By: >>49579996

>>49577442
So what are humans?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 00:05:37 No.49579963 Report

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>>49566176
100%

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 00:08:04 No.49579985 Report

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>>49579887
>that awful Plague of Gripes ripoff art style
>2000s tier humor
truly sickening

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 00:09:06 No.49579996 Report

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>>49579948
Humans are the real monsters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 00:09:32 No.49580003 Report

Quoted By: >>49580873

>>49579996
But where do they come from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 00:12:01 No.49580032 Report

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Arceus made Pokemon, and humans split off from the original evolutionary line in ancient times.

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 00:15:58 No.49580070 Report

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>>49578499
>That cute little butt and belly
Mating press

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 01:42:29 No.49580850 Report

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>>49579888
>He fascinated me with cheese.
Both of these outcomes feel reasonable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 01:44:25 No.49580866 Report

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>>49578470

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 01:45:50 No.49580873 Report

Quoted By: >>49580895

>>49580003
more importantly, do they shrink?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 01:48:52 No.49580895 Report

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>>49580873
Humans don't seem to get inside Pokeballs, so I guess not.

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