>Pokemon is sad or Pokemon gets angry eyebrows
>Pokemon fans: "HOLY SHIT THATS HECKIN EDGY DUDE. EHY ARE YOU SO FRICKIN' EDGY?! OW THE EDGE EDGE EDGY!!!!!1111"

Is there anything more misapplied in this franchise than the word "edgy?" Why are Pokemon fans such coddled babies that they believe anything beyond the most saccharine preschool presentation is too much for them? Why do they react with such open hostility to anything outside their extremely narrow comfort zone?