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Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 21:35:05 No.49578470 View View Reply Original Report

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Massaging my wife's ovaries before lovemaking, to maximize our chances.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 21:36:27 No.49578489 Report

Quoted By: >>49578532 >>49584565

>Kirlia Egg Group: Human-like
>Human-like
>Human-LIKE
Sorry anon you're still a genetic dead-end even with the loli slave you've captured and raped

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 21:37:44 No.49578501 Report

Quoted By: >>49578535 >>49579702 >>49580758

Does that really work

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 21:40:31 No.49578532 Report

Quoted By: >>49578798 >>49580249 >>49581606 >>49583550

>>49578489
I'm human-like too, so it will work. I will impregnate my wife with many healthy babies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 21:40:50 No.49578535 Report

Quoted By: >>49579775 >>49580737

>>49578501
Please finish sex ed course

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 21:43:24 No.49578556 Report

Quoted By: >>49578571 >>49579708

>>49578470
What no sex does to a man
damn

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 21:44:35 No.49578571 Report

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>>49578556
He's about to have sex with his wife though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 21:47:12 No.49578605 Report

Quoted By: >>49580249

>>49578571
Correct. My wife is going to carry our child soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 21:47:41 No.49578610 Report

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>>49578470
Good luck, I hope you have a cute Ralts daughteru

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 21:49:26 No.49578620 Report

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>>49578610
Thank you. We will try as many times as we have to. She WILL get pregnant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 22:03:10 No.49578781 Report

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>>49578470
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 22:05:02 No.49578798 Report

Quoted By: >>49578809

>>49578532
No you're not. You're human. If I describe something as dog-like, that doesn't make it a dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 22:05:35 No.49578803 Report

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>>49578620
Kirlia tummy...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 22:06:12 No.49578809 Report

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>>49578798
I'm not a dog so that's not an issue for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 22:23:01 No.49578965 Report

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she's not even level 30

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 22:33:17 No.49579068 Report

Quoted By: >>49579335

>>49578470
Why does she look so exhausted? I don't think you're giving her enough rest.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 22:59:46 No.49579335 Report

Quoted By: >>49579693

>>49579068
Her urge to get pregnant keeps her awake at night. I'm sure she will get some rest once she's properly knocked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 23:04:23 No.49579376 Report

Quoted By: >>49579602 >>49579667

Why won't you evolve your wife into Gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 23:27:42 No.49579602 Report

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>>49579376
You know why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 23:34:14 No.49579667 Report

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>>49579376
Too overleveled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 23:36:10 No.49579693 Report

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>>49579335
So you're the one who's not trying hard enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 23:37:26 No.49579702 Report

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>>49578501
yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 23:37:58 No.49579708 Report

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>>49578556
*ZAMN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Feb 2022 23:46:06 No.49579775 Report

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>>49578535
>not tenderizing the ovaries before cumming inside

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 00:11:10 No.49580024 Report

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>>49578470
wash your dick so it doesn't reek of Kirlia pussy cum

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 00:17:30 No.49580085 Report

Quoted By: >>49580231

Reminder that black men cuck young trainers and fuck their female mons while they sleep.
Unovan btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 00:34:27 No.49580231 Report

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>>49580085
very jewish post anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 00:37:35 No.49580249 Report

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>>49578470
>>49578532
>>49578605
>>49578620
>all those fucking bags underneath its eyes
I'm not sure if I can fap to this. Seriously, why the fuck would they draw it that way? Is it the artist's fetish? Like, draw Kirlia loli lewds if you want, but did they really need to make it look like it's mentally exhausted due to constant sexual abuse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 00:40:48 No.49580284 Report

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>>49578470
What is she saying in the speech bubbles anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 00:41:55 No.49580298 Report

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>>49580249
>Seriously, why the fuck would they draw it that way?
>did they really need to make it look like it's mentally exhausted due to constant sexual abuse?
You just answered your question.
While I'm not a garde/kirlia fan, I like cute+funny girls and I think it's kinda hot that she's in a constant state of exhaustion, top tier in my opinion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 00:43:57 No.49580320 Report

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>>49580249
She's just tired from making male human x female pokemon coom threads on /vp/ all night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 01:05:04 No.49580521 Report

Quoted By: >>49580559 >>49580681

>>49578470
Just fucking kill you faggot. You will not be misses by a single soul.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 01:08:41 No.49580552 Report

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>>49580249
Hard to sleep when you're fucking like rabbits.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 01:08:52 No.49580555 Report

Quoted By: >>49581153 >>49584867

>*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>ANOOOOOON! GET ME MORE FOOOD! I'M STARVING!
>YOU WANT ME TO HAVE LOTS OF EGGS RIGHT?! HOW DO YOU THINK I COULD-*urp*-P-POSSIBLY MANAGE SO MANY LITTLE ONES WITH SO LITTLE FOOD?
>*churn* *gurgle*
>GET ME MORE FOOD! NOW!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 01:09:33 No.49580559 Report

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>>49580521
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 01:22:34 No.49580681 Report

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>>49580521
>>49580559
I'd miss Kirlia-poster.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 01:24:03 No.49580691 Report

Quoted By: >>49582817

Status Update: She's on her back with her butt on a pillow, angled so the seed can't spill out. Those swimmers have nowhere else to go now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 01:24:32 No.49580696 Report

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>>49578470
My bride and I wish you two the best of luck, friend!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 01:24:51 No.49580700 Report

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>>49578470
I’m calling officer Jenny on you sicko. That poor Kirlia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 01:28:48 No.49580737 Report

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>>49578535
I didn't and yet I almost already impregnated a woman

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 01:28:51 No.49580738 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 01:29:41 No.49580748 Report

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>>49580249
From the rest of his art it looks like she enjoys it and even instigates.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 01:31:01 No.49580758 Report

Quoted By: >>49580773

>>49578501
No that's autistic. Some girls do find pressure on their lower bellies erotic, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 01:32:23 No.49580773 Report

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>>49580758
This.

You're supposed to reach up there and rub them directly, not from the outside. Absolutely stupid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 01:38:50 No.49580826 Report

Quoted By: >>49581556

>Those baggy eyes
Ah so that's how she looked before evolving into Gardevoir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 02:11:22 No.49581078 Report

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>>49578470
Loving both Kirlia and Gardevoir is so painful. My autism doesn't allow me to have both on my team, andas much as I like Kirlia, I like Gardevoir too and one is simply better than the other

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 02:19:57 No.49581153 Report

Quoted By:

>>49580555
That's pretty hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 03:06:45 No.49581556 Report

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>>49580826
I want more of them both. Kirlia and Gardevoir.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 03:13:07 No.49581606 Report

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>>49578470
>>49578532
>those bags
I dunno Anon, I think you should give her a break. Or at least make it slow and relaxing sex that results in her passing out after orgasming.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 05:49:56 No.49582599 Report

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>>49578470

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 05:56:43 No.49582644 Report

Quoted By: >>49582661

>>49582599
tl;dr
nice reddit meme faglord

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 05:59:05 No.49582661 Report

Quoted By: >>49582704 >>49584882

>>49582644
>I can't read a couple of sentences.
>leddit go back lmao
A true coombrain who will rightfully die a virgin.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 06:05:02 No.49582702 Report

Quoted By: >>49582784

>>49582599
you gotta go back

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 06:05:31 No.49582704 Report

Quoted By: >>49582787

>>49582661
didnt read lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 06:07:05 No.49582713 Report

Quoted By:

>>49578470
Ew

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 06:11:04 No.49582729 Report

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>>49580737
>almost impregnated
You mean you had unprotected sex so you think you almost impregnated her? Please finish sex ed course

Unless you mean an early miscarriage

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 06:21:47 No.49582784 Report

Quoted By: >>49582821 >>49584882

>>49582702
Was waiting for this image. What else do you have smart guy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 06:22:49 No.49582787 Report

Quoted By: >>49584882

>>49582704
I know you didn't, it's too hard for you to do basic things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 06:30:58 No.49582817 Report

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>>49580691
>seed
Lord I hate male nerds talking about sex

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 06:32:08 No.49582821 Report

Quoted By: >>49582877

>>49582784
idk, what else do you have other than bitching on the internet about art? have you done anything to stop pedophilia in your neighborhood?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 06:41:20 No.49582877 Report

Quoted By: >>49582903 >>49584882

>>49582821
Does it make you angry? Of course it does. There's your answer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 06:46:46 No.49582903 Report

Quoted By: >>49583152

>>49582877
nice question dodge but i'll take that as a no. go molest more kids into bein trans on twitter then will ya.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 07:39:03 No.49583145 Report

Quoted By: >>49584448

>>49578470
I Kirlia wife would be fun but I think I'll take a Steenee wife!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 07:40:24 No.49583152 Report

Quoted By: >>49583258 >>49584882

>>49582903
Stay mad while you fap to fictional adolescents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 08:06:33 No.49583258 Report

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>>49583152
>fictional adolescents
That's a Pokémon anon
A sexually mature Pokémon that could lay eggs even before it evolved

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 08:43:56 No.49583385 Report

Quoted By: >>49583429

>>49578470
Where is the opening???

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 08:51:41 No.49583429 Report

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>>49583385
Not Op but pokemon females have the ability to hide their pussy clearly! Or rather maybe just psychic types and really smart ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 09:14:25 No.49583550 Report

Quoted By: >>49583614

>>49578470
>>49578532
it's pretty funny how just a few simple lines under the eyes make this kirlia look OLD, like some loli-baba character

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 09:27:16 No.49583614 Report

Quoted By: >>49584191

>>49583550
The fuck is a "loli baba", is that an aladdin character or something?
I usually see girls draw that shit on their face when they want to make sure everyone knows "depression" is one of their personality traits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 11:47:08 No.49584144 Report

Quoted By: >>49584256

OP here, Kirlia says she is definitely pregnant now. I'm not sure how she can know so soon, but she is a psychic type so maybe she can just tell...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 11:57:25 No.49584185 Report

Quoted By: >>49584960

OP here, i forgot to clarify that my Kirlia's son is from Tyrone, my white cock couldn't impregnate her or give her pleasure so we got Tyrone's help im so happy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 11:59:45 No.49584191 Report

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>>49583614
>he can't into moonspeak
ngmi

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 12:20:03 No.49584256 Report

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>>49584144
Congratulations, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 13:07:14 No.49584448 Report

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>>49583145
Plant lolimon is great, just don't let her evolve

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 13:31:32 No.49584565 Report

Quoted By: >>49584873

>>49578489
not with that attitude!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 14:28:09 No.49584860 Report

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>>49580249
She's tired

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 14:29:10 No.49584867 Report

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>>49580555
Henlo Fatty
Henlo you fucking fatass
go eat Wailord fatso

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 14:30:01 No.49584873 Report

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>>49584565
Baste

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 14:31:41 No.49584882 Report

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>>49582599
>>49582661
>>49582784
>>49582877
>>49582787
>>49583152
Is this you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 14:36:33 No.49584911 Report

Quoted By: >>49584960

OP here, I just realized that Kirlia is actually a male. I've been butt pounding him daily in hopes of mpreg but he actually just sharted all the cum out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 14:45:38 No.49584960 Report

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>>49584185
>>49584911
Stop that. You're not me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 16:53:12 No.49585982 Report

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>>49584960
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 18:41:41 No.49586995 Report

Quoted By: >>49589381

>>49582599
Tl;Dr
Treat fictional characters and lines on paper as real human beings.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 18:47:05 No.49587055 Report

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>checks OP's stats
You want to pass on those pathetic IVs? Ruin her family bloodline with inferior stats? If you really love her, you'll let her create eggs with a real man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 19:00:44 No.49587163 Report

Quoted By: >>49587425 >>49588117 >>49588190

>>49578470
>Massaging my wife's ovaries before lovemaking, to maximize our chances.
That's my fetish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 19:38:32 No.49587425 Report

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>>49587163
very premium

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 20:56:35 No.49588117 Report

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>>49587163
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 21:01:10 No.49588163 Report

Quoted By: >>49588174

>>49578470
find a new life

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 21:02:45 No.49588174 Report

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>>49588163
We are making one. :)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 21:04:03 No.49588190 Report

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>>49587163
Why does it feel so good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Feb 2022 23:08:33 No.49589381 Report

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>>49586995
So you DID read it?

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