Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Alpha Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Alpha Vaporeon is 5'7" tall and 130.4 pounds. this means they're perfect for human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Calm Mind, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Alpha Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Baby-Doll Eyes, Calm Mind, Focus Energy, Mimic, and Rest, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With the combination of Rest and Focus Energy, they can easily recover from fatigue and get back in action. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, by using Mimic Alpha Vaporeon can dominate you too.