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Except from Masuda's autobiography:>"Year was 2019 or something, I had to go America for the billionth time because Ohmori did not have the balls I have to just straight spit on their faces that we were culling half the Pokedex and forcing them to pay us for some barely compatible shitty storage service until we fucking retire. In case you didn't get it, Ohmori is a patsy — and a bad one at that. He was the dweeb I was gonna throw under the bus for the shitshow that SwSh was turning out to be >Coming to America is a hassle, just like any other Third World country. I never bothered to learn English and actively fired / went after every employee who did. After 20+ years in GameFreak, it was clear to Ishihara and I that the only language that matters is money — and fans kept buying it anyway >It was 11 PM, I had just announced the Dexcut, the entire fanbase was in civil war. I had booze in my room and a hooker coming in one hour. >Only one problem: fucking Ohmori calling me every ten minutes, bawling his eyes out about how the fans would kill him for following my orders, thinking he had single-handedly killed the franchise — something not even I managed to do, despite all my tireless attempts >I got tired of that shit, told the hooker to wait, logged in Skype and called the man for the job: to tear apart this fanbase, to lie to children in their faces and calm Ohmori down >"MISTER MERRICKUH..." I began shouting at the screen.
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>>49606423 this picture LMAO
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>>49606423 cute girl (male)
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Me on the left
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>>49606423 Why is masuda with a tranny
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>>49606423 >>49606865 >>49606876 >>49606898 >"Ok, let's cut it for a bit. Who is Mr. Merrick?" >Back in the early 2000s, I was in Britain whoring away the R/S dev budget while claiming it was a business trip in order to avoid taxes. One day I found myself passing out in a pub after a hard coke binge that ended in an overdose. When I woke up, I was in some kid's hut, Pokémon merchandise all over the walls and the floor. Turns out he had been disinherited by both his parents and since I ruined Pokemania by pissing away the budget instead of working on my game, the kid who only had Pokémon in his life was stripped of nothing >However, he looked up to me. So he washed me and lied whenever the hooker I hired in London came asking for all the money I owed her, waiting days for me to come sober >"I'm Joe, sir. Joe Merrick!" >He replied to me, handing me over my documents and my stash of dutch coke that almost cost my life. I needed >From then on he looked up to me as a father. He built a career around supporting my product and dedicated himself towards worshipping me and presenting unconditional love for the Pokémon franchise. One day, as he announced that he was going to be married, I called him as his Lord and Master, demanding the Prima Noche with his woman, as the kings of Britain used to do. If he didn't, I threatened to abandon him like everyone else in his life already did. He knew he owed everything in his life to me, including the lady >After two Skype calls, he complied. I didn't even pay for the plane ticket Anonymous
>>49607089 >Turns out he had been disinherited by both his parents kek I literally just found this screenshot today in my camera roll from years ago
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>>49606423 >>49607089 >"Mr. Merrick is my Goebbels, but he fancies himself a brave St. Paul yanking a sword from the waist against anyone who dares speak against my sacred works. When he was a kid, I had threatened him, saying he'd be left alone again with the 'bugs in his anus' if he ever turned against me, and he never dared question my knowledge >That Prima Noche was a trust check, I wanted to see how much I had broken that kid. And as I Skyped the whole thing, I knew my job was very well done. Merrick is what I want from the Pokémon fan: loyal, afraid, submissive and willing, in my name, to buy it anyway >I unleashed Merrick on Twitter in order to calm Ohmori down. >To the Dexists, he said that was a sacrifice in exchange of better animation — something he had made up, I culled the Pokedex out of greed and spite and I was not even bothering with explaining my actions >To the Gen-wunners, who celebrated the games that killed Iwata, he swore on his knees that Sword and Shield was his favorite game of all time >He lied to children, adults, fans and even to himself >And when the games were released and all criticism had been mercilessly shilled against, I called him congratulating for his job, saying that he was free from the bugs in his anus — until Home came out Anonymous
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Wtf don't do that! Look at what you made me do! I'm angry now!!
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>>49607124 >even joe's parents hate his obsession and shilling Holy shit this can't be real.
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>>49606423 >>Coming to America is a hassle, just like any other Third World country. I never bothered to learn English and actively fired / went after every employee who did. I'm convinced that sentient thought can only be expressed through the English language, and as a consequence of that, people who cannot speak English properly and fluently are not communicating actual thoughts, and are just NPCs.
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>>49608119 >I'm convinced that sentient thought can only be expressed through the English language Burger education never ceases to amaze me.
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>>49608119 >sentient thought can only be expressed in a retarded barbaric language, not a language like koine greek, classical latin, arabic or middle chinese Retarded amerimutt
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>>49608821 >>49608912 >Ohh das ist so xenophobic!!!!!!!!!!! Das Amerikan!!!!!!!!!!! Case and point faggots. Has nothing to do with country.
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>>49608119 >>49608821 I speak Spanish natively, which is objectively the best language in the world (besides Esperanto, I guess), and even I think English feels way better.
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>>49610627 >Spanish natively, which is objectively the best language in the world >besides Esperanto i thought the amerimutt was the dumbest person in this thread but you took the cake
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>>49610627 Tira a la mierda
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I swear I once saw Mr. Merrick on a bus, 115 kilometres from his Bournemouth seaside home. It was quite a moment to be honest.
