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I've been wanting to order a few of their mousepads because I'm an absolute coomer but I'd rather not have to explain why I rest my wrist on a fox's ass to friends/family

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 18:09:30 No.49630710 Report

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>>49630650
Stop being a horny degenerate. Stop being attracted to Pokémon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 18:09:55 No.49630716 Report

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>>49630687
What did Gamefreak mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 18:12:40 No.49630746 Report

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Because you like pictures that exaggerate human features.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 18:13:34 No.49630757 Report

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>>49630650
Because its essentialy an supernatural animal that can ask for your dick by itself, would probably never get lastingly damaged from getting pounded by it - considering how fierce an average PKMN battle tends to escalate, and will permamently remove from existence anyone who would object to its desires to get dicked by you on its own my dear OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 18:13:34 No.49630758 Report

Quoted By: >>49631338

>>49630716
take your meds

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 18:24:03 No.49630838 Report

Quoted By: >>49631352 >>49631844 >>49634195

>>49630670
Every single online video of someone fucking an unmodified Porkyman plushdoll is evidence on the contrary dear Anon. . .
Fuck off to Facebook or vKontakte with your normie-tier sensibilites, as every other socjal forum / discussion group website has been compromised by degenerates many years prior ;^)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 18:24:46 No.49630845 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 19:22:27 No.49631338 Report

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>>49630758
Heavies>>Meds>>>>>Lights

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 19:23:53 No.49631352 Report

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>>49630838
You Just Know they made the 4 foot tall Lucario doll for fujos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 19:43:22 No.49631503 Report

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>>49630650
>>49630700
Yeah I need to get a new asspad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 19:55:08 No.49631602 Report

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>>49630670
Shut the fuck up you fucking Mormon, fuck you. Being sexually-attracted to Pokémon is the only correct way to live.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 20:25:41 No.49631826 Report

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>fuckable
>when they're all NULL! NULL! Nothing down there at all!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 20:28:12 No.49631844 Report

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>>49630838
ngl I thought about getting one of those big Arcanine plushies for unpure reasons

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 20:59:16 No.49632074 Report

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>>49631826
A mouth is a hole

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Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 21:27:26 No.49632285 Report

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>>49630650
>enter thread
>save pics
>post a couple pics as thanks
>leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 22:36:43 No.49632888 Report

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>>49630650
Any website to get a nice pokemon dakimakura?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 22:38:11 No.49632903 Report

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>>49630650
we just don't know.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 23:22:03 No.49633251 Report

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>>49630687
there have been several pieces of official art that have given me a boner, including the gen 3 art of umbreon showing off his butt

also, pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 23:23:08 No.49633263 Report

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>>49630700
holy shit very nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Feb 2022 23:24:33 No.49633279 Report

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>>49630650
anon, umbreon knows how attractive his ass is, he's very self-conscious about it.

he wants to feel like a man and you make him feel like a woman :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Feb 2022 00:32:17 No.49633899 Report

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>>49633279
But I want him to make ME feel like a woman,,,

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Feb 2022 00:33:41 No.49633916 Report

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>>49632888
Depends on which one you want, but lemoncreme on etsy has some good ones

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Feb 2022 00:36:30 No.49633941 Report

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>>49630650
Pokemon aren't fuckable because pokemon are incapable of fucking. They reproduce via hugs not fugs, they don't even have reproductive organs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Feb 2022 00:37:04 No.49633945 Report

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>>49633941
pokemon mouth + your dick/pussy = pokemon fucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Feb 2022 00:37:10 No.49633946 Report

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>>49633941
This, they're ALLLLL null!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Feb 2022 00:58:02 No.49634155 Report

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>>49633941
its got a mouth it can get skullfucked

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Feb 2022 01:00:11 No.49634170 Report

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Reminder that since humans evolved from pokemon, humans in the pokemon world are null too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Feb 2022 01:01:25 No.49634177 Report

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>>49630650

Why is Umbreon the most popular Eeveelution with furries, at least going by numbers of drawings featured on e621.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Feb 2022 01:02:12 No.49634180 Report

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>>49634177
Easiest to draw, which is also why Joltaon is the least popular, she's the hardest to draw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Feb 2022 01:03:24 No.49634195 Report

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>>49630838
NormalCHADS rule this board, puny little man.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Feb 2022 01:04:45 No.49634207 Report

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>>49634195
true post your favourite normal type

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Feb 2022 01:05:22 No.49634210 Report

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>>49634177
Sleek black cat that can be both mysterious/exotic or ow the edge with little effort. It's highly adaptable to personal taste.

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Anonymous Mon 14 Feb 2022 01:07:13 No.49634225 Report

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>>49634207
Null is null!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Feb 2022 01:08:41 No.49634239 Report

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>>49634177
because he's black
and black is cool

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Anonymous Mon 14 Feb 2022 01:26:48 No.49634348 Report

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store link for the lazy
https://www.etsy.com/shop/LemonCremeStudios
got dakis and other things too
i like the vulpix ones

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Feb 2022 01:35:28 No.49634413 Report

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>>49630716
cute butt!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Feb 2022 01:44:38 No.49634467 Report

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>>49634348
holy fuck they have everything i could ever want. that nanachi mousepad >>

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Feb 2022 03:38:54 No.49635167 Report

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>>49630650
his ass is just so spankable and sniffable bros
how can i live without his scent

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Feb 2022 03:55:57 No.49635251 Report

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