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Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 14:32:14 No.49734138 View View Reply Original Report

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guys what do I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 14:35:03 No.49734150 Report

Quoted By: >>49735312 >>49737990

ghost her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 14:35:35 No.49734153 Report

Quoted By: >>49734161 >>49734182 >>49736184 >>49736300 >>49740014 >>49740602 >>49741565 >>49741779 >>49742034 >>49743379 >>49744429 >>49746462 >>49747948

What do you think his voice sounds like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 14:37:17 No.49734161 Report

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>>49734153
Eddie Murphy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 14:39:26 No.49734176 Report

Quoted By: >>49736342

>>49734138
>Hey Anon, I know that you’re kinda enjoying your life right now, being the champion of Sinnoh and what not, but I’m gonna rope you into my shenanigans to go to the past and do some shit. And after that, I might consider sending you back to your home time. Please understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 14:41:34 No.49734182 Report

Quoted By:

>>49734153
Charizard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 15:01:59 No.49734293 Report

Quoted By: >>49735695

>not answering God's booty call
What, are you gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 16:01:29 No.49734596 Report

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>>49734138
Do you want to stay in the current time or be stuck in the past forever?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 16:03:53 No.49734614 Report

Quoted By: >>49735070 >>49740627 >>49742705 >>49745954

>>49734138
Get a new better phone, curtesy of Tina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 16:49:07 No.49734943 Report

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>>49734138
Seek out all Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 17:06:18 No.49735070 Report

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>>49734614

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 17:06:52 No.49735077 Report

Quoted By: >>49741554 >>49744397 >>49744485

>>49734138
Bad news bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 17:36:24 No.49735312 Report

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>>49734150
>her
hahahahaha XD
upvoted!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 18:32:07 No.49735695 Report

Quoted By:

>>49734293
>pic
still mad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 18:45:13 No.49735810 Report

Quoted By: >>49735815

>>49734138
How did you charged your phone to 100% during Meiji era Japan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 18:45:45 No.49735815 Report

Quoted By:

>>49735810
Plug in an electric Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 19:37:49 No.49736184 Report

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>>49734153
Gilbert Godfried

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 19:50:19 No.49736300 Report

Quoted By:

>>49734153
seth rogen

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 19:54:04 No.49736342 Report

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>>49734176
Well that sucks, but as long as I have my beloved Pokemon that I've raised with care into a Hall of Fame worthy team I can deal with anything!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 22:13:54 No.49737323 Report

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>>49734138
cure me.
or take my conciousness to a body that is free of my ailment.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 22:47:10 No.49737516 Report

Quoted By: >>49737987 >>49741559 >>49741729 >>49742335

>>49734138
Text her instead

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 23:57:04 No.49737987 Report

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>>49737516

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 25 Feb 2022 23:57:26 No.49737990 Report

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>>49734150
>it has no affect on Arceus...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 00:03:16 No.49738042 Report

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>>49734138
It'll just be another spam call asking if I want to help fill out some guy's Pokedex

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 00:16:21 No.49738139 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 04:33:39 No.49739883 Report

Quoted By:

>>49734138
Send BHC pics

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 05:03:53 No.49740014 Report

Quoted By:

>>49734153
a constipated Wobbuffet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 06:59:01 No.49740586 Report

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>>49734138
https://twitter.com/i/status/1494165821559492609

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 07:03:14 No.49740602 Report

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>>49734153
I think it would sound something like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sWyNW4joTY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 07:08:25 No.49740627 Report

Quoted By:

>>49734614
I will now buy your product

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 11:41:35 No.49741554 Report

Quoted By:

>>49735077
>smash the phone
>it reforms itself
>the torsion energy from breaking it has recharged it fully
>1 NEW MULTIMEDIA MESSAGE RECIEVED!
Uh-oh…

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 11:43:09 No.49741559 Report

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>>49737516
>PKJT
Its okay tho

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 11:44:25 No.49741565 Report

Quoted By: >>49747974

>>49734153
Like him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 12:33:04 No.49741729 Report

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>>49737516

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 12:45:01 No.49741779 Report

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>>49734153
He would sound like the Prophet of Mercy from Halo 2

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 13:28:09 No.49742003 Report

Quoted By: >>49742027 >>49742335

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sat 26 Feb 2022 13:33:59 No.49742027 Report

Quoted By: >>49742348

>>49742003
I don't get it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 13:35:52 No.49742034 Report

Quoted By:

>>49734153
Ike Brovloski

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 14:32:04 No.49742335 Report

Quoted By:

>>49742003
Already posted dumb anon (>>49737516)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 14:33:16 No.49742348 Report

Quoted By: >>49742387

>>49742027
Godussy needs a refill, you ain't an ESL are you?

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sat 26 Feb 2022 14:37:37 No.49742387 Report

Quoted By: >>49742696

>>49742348
What is a Godussy and ESL?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 15:25:25 No.49742696 Report

Quoted By: >>49745033

>>49742387
A divine pussy of the one true Goddess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 15:26:49 No.49742705 Report

Quoted By:

>>49734614
>tail wag
too cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 17:23:06 No.49743379 Report

Quoted By:

>>49734153
We already know he sounds like an off brand Gilbert Gottfried whenever he's high on JUSTICE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 19:18:14 No.49744138 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 19:52:27 No.49744397 Report

Quoted By:

>>49735077
That should've been the OP pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 19:56:11 No.49744429 Report

Quoted By:

>>49734153
whatever lugia sounded like in the second movie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 20:02:27 No.49744485 Report

Quoted By:

>>49735077
>Silence phone
>Put it in pocket
>Continue building pokemon harem

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sat 26 Feb 2022 21:00:49 No.49745033 Report

Quoted By: >>49745310

>>49742696
Why didn't you just say that in the first place?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 21:30:16 No.49745310 Report

Quoted By: >>49745351

>>49745033
I will apply hot-cups on your sheathe nipples if you won't stop playing so hard to get ;-)

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sat 26 Feb 2022 21:34:59 No.49745351 Report

Quoted By: >>49745530

>>49745310
I'm not playing hard to get it's just my cognitive dissonance

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 21:56:29 No.49745530 Report

Quoted By: >>49745545

>>49745351
That's it you cheeky fucko, that bulbous cone of yours is mine now. . .
8ლ3=>(°ω°ლ)

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sat 26 Feb 2022 21:57:47 No.49745545 Report

Quoted By: >>49745686

>>49745530
Bubous cone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 22:16:59 No.49745686 Report

Quoted By: >>49745742

>>49745545
I dont see a cookie down there…
8·3=> ლ(°ω°ლ)

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sat 26 Feb 2022 22:23:25 No.49745742 Report

Quoted By: >>49745934

>>49745686
Because I am male

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 22:26:57 No.49745765 Report

Quoted By:

>>49734138
Answer him and ask him to send Ingo back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 22:40:02 No.49745886 Report

Quoted By: >>49747305

>>49734138
You can't hang up on God, dude. That's just asking to be smited.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 22:46:04 No.49745934 Report

Quoted By: >>49746010

>>49745742
Do you like it, and can I keep going?
I would put myself to sleep like a baby with your carrot in my mouth

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 22:48:21 No.49745954 Report

Quoted By:

>>49734614
God bless Giratina

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sat 26 Feb 2022 22:54:52 No.49746010 Report

Quoted By: >>49746147

>>49745934
Yes you can keep going...what carrot? my red rocket?

Machamp

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Machamp Sat 26 Feb 2022 23:10:16 No.49746147 Report

Quoted By: >>49746154

>>49746010
I’M GONNA PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE YOU FUCKING STONE LOOKIN’ DARKIE

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sat 26 Feb 2022 23:10:55 No.49746154 Report

Quoted By: >>49746185 >>49746226

>>49746147
But I'm red

Machamp

Machamp Sat 26 Feb 2022 23:13:09 No.49746185 Report

Quoted By: >>49746315

>>49746154
YOU FUCKING STONE LOOKIN’ CANINE THAT SHOULD BE DARK TYPE BUT ISN’T

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 23:16:02 No.49746226 Report

Quoted By: >>49746331

>>49746154
Crimson just like that cute rocket that's longer than your tail is, I swear that I could fuck your bootyhole with your own cock if you weren't so tensed-up right now…

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sat 26 Feb 2022 23:22:32 No.49746315 Report

Quoted By: >>49747344

>>49746185
I am a little foggy in the head if that counts

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sat 26 Feb 2022 23:23:36 No.49746331 Report

Quoted By: >>49746376

>>49746226
Tensed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 23:27:22 No.49746376 Report

Quoted By: >>49746399

>>49746331
Nothing that a tender prostate massage cant fix tho ;)

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sat 26 Feb 2022 23:29:16 No.49746399 Report

Quoted By: >>49746496

>>49746376
That, I am looking forward to

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 23:34:52 No.49746462 Report

Quoted By:

>>49734153
This is his canon voice and you can't tell me otherwise: https://youtu.be/dPIVYXbFxh0

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 23:38:51 No.49746496 Report

Quoted By: >>49746504

>>49746399
With a normal latex glove, or the one with studed texture?

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sat 26 Feb 2022 23:40:11 No.49746504 Report

Quoted By: >>49746854

>>49746496
I prefer the white glove treatment

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 00:24:49 No.49746854 Report

Quoted By: >>49746859

>>49746504
One finger is enough for now, lemme feel around a bit first…
such a gud boi

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sun 27 Feb 2022 00:26:24 No.49746859 Report

Quoted By: >>49746911

>>49746854
I think you should feel my balls for now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 00:38:07 No.49746911 Report

Quoted By: >>49746931

>>49746859
knot afraid to get your nutsack fondled?
You are quite a tuff pupper

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sun 27 Feb 2022 00:40:52 No.49746931 Report

Quoted By: >>49746950

>>49746911
I'm a masochist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 00:43:21 No.49746950 Report

Quoted By: >>49746965

>>49746931
But I am not a cruel person mah boi, can you fit another one like a brave laddie?

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sun 27 Feb 2022 00:45:31 No.49746965 Report

Quoted By: >>49747173

>>49746950
Mhm, maybe I'll just cum on your face : )

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 00:45:34 No.49746967 Report

Quoted By: >>49746995

Real shame there is no pic of what's happening now dear wolfie, this one will have to suffice…

http://static1,e621,net/data/5a/77/5a77cd515a7dd5034c37a227d523d738.png

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sun 27 Feb 2022 00:48:20 No.49746995 Report

Quoted By: >>49747055

>>49746967
But Monsieur I can't see it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 00:56:37 No.49747055 Report

Quoted By: >>49747064

>>49746995
Yuo need to replace the commas with periods

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sun 27 Feb 2022 00:57:17 No.49747064 Report

Quoted By: >>49747187

>>49747055
But I hate e621

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 01:07:36 No.49747173 Report

Quoted By: >>49747215 >>49747222

>>49746965
Feeling an incoming release already? Okay then boio…
83=›,(°ω°ლ)
83=ლ`(°ω°)
83ლ>•(¯ω¯)
8·ლ=>~(*ڡ*)
8ლ3=>(˘~˘)
8·ლ=›ڡ^)
8ლ=o^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 01:08:38 No.49747187 Report

Quoted By: >>49747202

>>49747064
Well me too, but is there any other choice besides TBIB?

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sun 27 Feb 2022 01:09:48 No.49747202 Report

Quoted By:

>>49747187
Imagination

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sun 27 Feb 2022 01:11:11 No.49747215 Report

Quoted By: >>49747233

>>49747173
I haven't touched my weenee yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 01:11:40 No.49747222 Report

Quoted By: >>49747337

>>49747173
My third finger is just begging to spread your insides further

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 01:12:51 No.49747233 Report

Quoted By: >>49747243

>>49747215
I'm starting to harden from this for reals

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sun 27 Feb 2022 01:13:55 No.49747243 Report

Quoted By: >>49747337

>>49747233
Good for you honestly, I haven't cummed in 3 days

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 01:19:49 No.49747305 Report

Quoted By:

>>49745886
Hey, She tasked me with meeting all Her children, not my fault most of them bolt for the hills if they hear a sound as loud as a joltik's fart. She wants me to be done with this sometime in the near future, She can fucking wait till I can call her back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 01:23:10 No.49747337 Report

Quoted By: >>49747394

>>49747243
>>49747222
But that's not healthy, here goes the pinky to rake your masculine G-spot and succ your puppy juice nozzle empty…
my thumb rubs your taint and bollocks occasionaly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 01:23:54 No.49747344 Report

Quoted By: >>49747384

>>49746315
Oh, being foggy in the head is TIGHT!

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sun 27 Feb 2022 01:27:18 No.49747384 Report

Quoted By:

>>49747344
Yeah it's tight, tight for me to get in

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sun 27 Feb 2022 01:28:31 No.49747394 Report

Quoted By: >>49747457

>>49747337
Not here please

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 01:35:09 No.49747457 Report

Quoted By: >>49747471

>>49747394
You just wanted to cum already, dont make me start tugging harder than neccessary on that meaty 8-ball and the root itself, I can barely contain myself…

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sun 27 Feb 2022 01:36:20 No.49747471 Report

Quoted By: >>49747499

>>49747457
No Sir, my Red Rocket is hidden safely away

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 01:39:14 No.49747499 Report

Quoted By: >>49747539

>>49747471
Iori please don't lie to me, I see you panting already from the lack of release
/posts/1546224

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sun 27 Feb 2022 01:43:08 No.49747539 Report

Quoted By: >>49747722

>>49747499
No i'm actually very sleepy, and hungry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 01:51:49 No.49747639 Report

Quoted By:

https://twitter.com/pekon_kon/status/1497440745111756805

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 02:01:14 No.49747722 Report

Quoted By: >>49747744

>>49747539
Oh I thought its because I aint a grill

Lycanroc

Lycanroc Sun 27 Feb 2022 02:03:23 No.49747744 Report

Quoted By:

>>49747722
I want steak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 02:25:46 No.49747948 Report

Quoted By:

>>49734153
Something like;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR2nsyAYoyg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 02:29:51 No.49747974 Report

Quoted By:

>>49741565
AY YO DONNY

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