>>49738664>>49739959Okay bros get this
The other night I was having a dream that pokemon was real and i was battling with my pokemon against a trainer type called "cholo" (Cholo Rodríguez to be exact.)
Anyway we both had Combuskens but we weren't giving them orders and they weren't using any fire type moves. They were both just sort of acting on their own, spamming scratch and peck. I'm pretty sure a lot of the hits were criticals because both 'mons were holding razor claw, that and because of all the blood.
Anyway so after my Combusken fainted I had to pay Rodríguez Pokedollars as per the rules of trainer engagement
but guess what bros?
I din't have any pokedollars
It was then that I realized that non of this was a dream and that I actually owe a pretty shady Mexican street gang about 2000 REAdollars because I got fucked up on dirty meth and lost another cock fight.
