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Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 02:23:45 No.49739076 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>49739090 >>49739094 >>49739132 >>49739276 >>49739406

I'm a 26 year old kissless virgin who has never had a job. Is it over?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 02:25:33 No.49739088 Report

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Nope. Don’t come to /vp/ a lot of guys will want to bend you over. They already made Turner their bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 02:25:54 No.49739090 Report

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>>49739076
Do you have a college degree? If not, then yes it is over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 02:26:15 No.49739092 Report

Quoted By: >>49739698

if you're a guy you can go strong into your 40's
if you're a woman you got three years tops

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 02:26:25 No.49739094 Report

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>>49739076
you are a frogposter, it was over since years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 02:32:45 No.49739132 Report

Quoted By: >>49739251

>>49739076
I didn't get a job until I was like 27 and lost my virginity at 30, and I have no college degree and a felony. You'll be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 02:32:59 No.49739134 Report

Quoted By: >>49739250 >>49739361 >>49739720

What Pokémon would you guys like to lose your virginity to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 02:46:47 No.49739250 Report

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>>49739134
Glaceon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 02:46:50 No.49739251 Report

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>>49739132
What crime did you get caught doing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 02:49:24 No.49739264 Report

Quoted By: >>49739310

>>49739251
I raped my dog

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 02:50:14 No.49739268 Report

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No it’s kind of attractive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 02:50:56 No.49739276 Report

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>>49739076
Women have shit taste in men. Keep your standards open, and you’ll find someone eventually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 02:55:28 No.49739310 Report

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>>49739264
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 03:02:07 No.49739361 Report

Quoted By: >>49739600

>>49739134
My wife Blastoise

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 03:02:51 No.49739365 Report

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>>49739251
Grand Larceny, Theft. A poor mistake when I was younger anon, a very poor mistake. But it is what it is, we make mistakes, some greater than others, we grow, move on, and try to better ourselves. That's all there is to it at the end of the day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 03:10:53 No.49739406 Report

Quoted By: >>49739414

>>49739076
>I'm 26
Anon, you're just asking for the bad ending of life.
>kissless virgin
It's overrated. Don't mope or lose sleep over it.
>never had a job
Oh, you done goofed, especially, if you have no money (I'll acknowledge you can be jobless, but still amass alternative sources of income).
Maybe you'll get a pity job in retail when applying with 0 work experience.
Otherwise, enjoy fast food with a bunch of kids in their late teens/early twenties.

Also, this is a pokémon board.
Shoo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 03:12:08 No.49739414 Report

Quoted By: >>49739456

>>49739406
Anon, he could easily just work in a factory and make twice the amount he would in retail. Plus some taco bells are hiring at $17/hr anymore in bigger places.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 03:18:18 No.49739456 Report

Quoted By: >>49739954

>>49739414
>assuming those options are available to him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 03:43:43 No.49739600 Report

Quoted By: >>49739687

>>49739361
Blastoise is an inherently masculine pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 03:58:51 No.49739687 Report

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>>49739600
Yeah, but she is female for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 04:00:01 No.49739698 Report

Quoted By: >>49739712

>>49739092
Saying shit like this is why you're the stupid weirdo who nobody talks to at work fatass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 04:01:01 No.49739706 Report

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At least make it to Wizard Status before asking that question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 04:01:36 No.49739712 Report

Quoted By: >>49739714

>>49739698
touched the femanon nerve

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 04:02:07 No.49739714 Report

Quoted By: >>49739726 >>49739727

>>49739712
Like you've ever touched a woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 04:02:46 No.49739720 Report

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>>49739134
Lenora

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 04:03:18 No.49739726 Report

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>>49739714
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 04:03:19 No.49739727 Report

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>>49739714
I don't need to touch inferior specimens, mares are superior to you in nearly everyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Feb 2022 04:48:12 No.49739954 Report

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>>49739456
Taco Bell sure, I could understand, but factories/fconstruction and normal fucking jobs that still hire every exist everywhere.

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