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>it all comes down to Laura, the spanish escort I hired for me and Ohmori during an Eurotrip we scammed Nintendo into paying for us, supposedly to promote X/Y. Except the moron Ohmori was still on probation because of all the little children shit they found in his laptop and he did not want to be caught by the police while blowing coke off a hooker's ass. In the end he left me alone with the prostitute during most of the trip
>one day I was high out of my mind, to the point I felt I needed to please someone besides myself, like this fanbase and this world deserved anything besides my spite
>I decided to pay for Laura's trip to visit her family and her niños Carlos and Maria or whatever the fuck their names were, whom she had not seen in years because as it turns out, she was a huge junkie and the father had taken the kids from her
>luckily they were huge Pokémon fans and I fooled their millenial father Señor Merrick into letting me see them
>I was having fucking withdrawals, hadn't slept in 50 hours and Laura used me to kidnap her children back, who would only appear two years later when she went to jail in Moldova for selling them for heroin
"How did I end up finding out Spain was a country?"
>I had to face jail time for kidnapping children and in order to save my face, came to a deal with the spanish government to do not portray their country like the backwaters nowhere that it was in an official GameFreak title
>might as well call Scarlet and Violet as Pokémon Crime and Pokémon Punishment, if you will
>(laughs)
>one day I was high out of my mind, to the point I felt I needed to please someone besides myself, like this fanbase and this world deserved anything besides my spite
>I decided to pay for Laura's trip to visit her family and her niños Carlos and Maria or whatever the fuck their names were, whom she had not seen in years because as it turns out, she was a huge junkie and the father had taken the kids from her
>luckily they were huge Pokémon fans and I fooled their millenial father Señor Merrick into letting me see them
>I was having fucking withdrawals, hadn't slept in 50 hours and Laura used me to kidnap her children back, who would only appear two years later when she went to jail in Moldova for selling them for heroin
"How did I end up finding out Spain was a country?"
>I had to face jail time for kidnapping children and in order to save my face, came to a deal with the spanish government to do not portray their country like the backwaters nowhere that it was in an official GameFreak title
>might as well call Scarlet and Violet as Pokémon Crime and Pokémon Punishment, if you will
>(laughs)
