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THIS KILLS THE ANTIZODIACFAG

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 23:15:51 No.49775696 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 23:18:31 No.49775773 Report

Quoted By: >>49775858 >>49776726 >>49779954 >>49780438 >>49780621

>T-Rex gets shit for its arms
>Carnotaurus' arms were non-functioning nubs that were completely vestigle, (assuming they even left its body at all)
This thing was just a fucking sausage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 23:20:10 No.49775823 Report

Quoted By: >>49775907

>>49775696
Look at the size of that snake!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 23:21:11 No.49775858 Report

Quoted By: >>49775918 >>49775926

>>49775773
Why do I want to stick it into my butt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 23:22:35 No.49775907 Report

Quoted By: >>49779505

>>49775823
Actually it's a bull, Carnotaurus mean Meat-eating Bull.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 23:23:00 No.49775918 Report

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>>49775858
because you want your wife's bull to penetrate you ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 23:23:08 No.49775926 Report

Quoted By: >>49775947 >>49776771

>>49775858
what the fuck is wrong with you this is a million-year-old extinct animal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 23:24:00 No.49775947 Report

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>>49775926
its also like 7 m long

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 23:53:49 No.49776726 Report

Quoted By: >>49780335

>>49775773
>just a fucking land shark with a top speed of 120 kph that killed prey by swinging its head into them like an axe
Si.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 23:55:24 No.49776771 Report

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>>49775926
extinct animals have no rights.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 23:56:23 No.49776798 Report

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>>49775696
dude the carnotaurus is scary as fuck didn't you see dinosaur, don't speak too loudly about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Feb 2022 23:57:16 No.49776821 Report

Quoted By: >>49777016 >>49782119

>>49775696
>Carnotaurus
>The only species is Carnotaurus sastrei. Known from a single well-preserved skeleton, it is one of the best-understood theropods from the Southern Hemisphere. The skeleton, found in 1984, was uncovered in the Chubut Province of Argentina from rocks of the La Colonia Formation
Game is set in Spain, not Argentina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 00:05:17 No.49777016 Report

Quoted By: >>49777200

>>49776821
So? This is Game Freak we're talking about.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 00:12:55 No.49777200 Report

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>>49777016
Yeah, they have form for taking a reptile starter to a limbless form by final evolution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 00:55:48 No.49778337 Report

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>>49775947
anything is a sex toy if you're brave enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 01:47:11 No.49779505 Report

Quoted By: >>49779518

>>49775907
so which of the other starters is the cuck and which is the thot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 01:48:18 No.49779518 Report

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>>49779505
thot is grass cat and cuck is hipster duck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 02:03:18 No.49779811 Report

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>>49775696
We fucking won dino bros

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Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 02:06:37 No.49779884 Report

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>>49779811
DUBS CONFIRM! THIS IS OUR GEN BROS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 02:09:45 No.49779954 Report

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>>49775773
It is easy-going and probably can do photosynthesis

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 02:27:33 No.49780335 Report

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>>49776726
too big to run this speed, it would have physically destroyed it's knees and every leg joint.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 02:33:32 No.49780438 Report

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>>49775696
>>49775773

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 02:39:06 No.49780540 Report

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>>49780335
not really it was comparatively small for a large theropod rex absolutely dwarfed it

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Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 02:40:53 No.49780581 Report

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>>49780540
forgot pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 02:43:04 No.49780621 Report

Quoted By: >>49780804 >>49782327

>>49775773
I like to imagine that, like a whale's rear legs, the arm bones were under its skin and that the carmotaurus was the only dinosaur that had no visible arms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 02:53:03 No.49780804 Report

Quoted By: >>49781060

>>49780621
the most aerodynamic dinosaur ever made

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 03:06:01 No.49781060 Report

Quoted By: >>49781888 >>49782094

>>49780804
Aquadynamic, anon. It's built to move freely through the blood it splashes when it fucks shit up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 03:08:51 No.49781108 Report

Quoted By: >>49781181 >>49781205

>>49775696
Wait why the fuck have I seen MULTIPLE posts / threads saying the crocodile will be a Carnotaurus? That makes no sense. Carnotaurus is a lightly built, extremely fast moving theropod dinosaur, completely different from a crocodile. The only thing the two have in common is that they are Archosaurs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 03:13:21 No.49781181 Report

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>>49781108
Wishful thinking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 03:14:41 No.49781205 Report

Quoted By: >>49781361

>>49781108
It makes sense considering that Gamefreak themes the fire starters with the chinese zodiac in mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 03:23:29 No.49781361 Report

Quoted By: >>49781406

>>49781205
I didn't realize the Chinese zodiac had a dinosaur on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 03:25:38 No.49781406 Report

Quoted By: >>49781511 >>49781525 >>49781589

>>49781361
Carnotaurus is a bull. It fits into the ox part.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 03:32:14 No.49781511 Report

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>>49781406
Making stretches like this is just admitting that the theory was wrong. If you have to bend it to make the pieces fit, the pieces don't fit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 03:32:50 No.49781525 Report

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>>49781406
take your meds

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Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 03:36:39 No.49781589 Report

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>>49781406
>Carnotaurus is a bull. It fits into the ox part.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 03:51:02 No.49781888 Report

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>>49781060
brutal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 04:02:02 No.49782094 Report

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>>49781060
*hemodynamic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 04:03:05 No.49782109 Report

Quoted By: >>49782126

>fuecoco's final evolution is a dinosaur
>zodiacfags will desperately try to equate dinosaurs with snakes as a response

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Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 04:03:42 No.49782119 Report

Quoted By: >>49782171

>>49776821
So if it is a dinosaur it's going to be Ceratosaurus or Allosaurus since both were found in Portugal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 04:04:07 No.49782126 Report

Quoted By: >>49782246

>>49782109
dinosaurs are snakes, read the bible

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 04:06:46 No.49782171 Report

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>>49782119
>generic theropod or generic theropod *with Horn Drill*
wow

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 04:10:41 No.49782246 Report

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>>49782126
>fuecoco's final evolution is revealed
>it's not a snake or a dinosaur
>whatever it is, zodiacfags will say it's le serpent

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 04:13:17 No.49782293 Report

Quoted By: >>49782348

>>49775696
cool apple picture

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Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 04:13:52 No.49782317 Report

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I've been a Zodiacfag for so long, love seeing anti-zodiacfags get BTFO time after time.

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Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 04:14:22 No.49782327 Report

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>>49780621
I'm torn between this and the idea that they flapped their stubby little flipper arms as part of a courtship display
They're both so amusingly speculative.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 28 Feb 2022 04:15:14 No.49782348 Report

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>>49782293
No it's the danger noodle (le zodiac sneak™) as depicted in the Bible telling a woman to eat the forbidden fruit.

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