>B-b-but I'm just a kid and this is Pokemon, we fight with Pokemon.
Shut the fuck up you little bastard
*WHAP*
>Oof! Please stop!
Make me bitch, put up them dukes and tussle.
*BOOF*
>Please sir, you're twice my size and three times my weight this isn't fai-
Dumb ass anime boi, I don't see you complaining when a Nidorino fights a Gengar.
*BAM!*
>Wha-
Nidorino doesn't have the spread to take advantage of Gengar's weaknesses
*BIFF*
Gengar is faster
*WAP WAP*
Gengar is stronger
*BAM*
>Unintelligible gay anime boi noises
*Kneels down besides the gay boi*
Nidorino isn't even fully developed yet, unlike Gengar, who is fully evolved. That's you bitch, you're a Nidorino.
*Standing above gay boi now*
And me? Obviously I'm a Gengar, and guess what bitch? It's Shadow Ball time.
>NO! PLEA-
*STOMP!*
*SQUISH*
Yeah, I'm thinking I got this.
