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Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 11:27:51 No.49803853 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>49803872 >>49803873 >>49804730 >>49805125 >>49805198 >>49805707 >>49806772 >>49806911 >>49807076 >>49807094 >>49808154 >>49808258 >>49808739

How the fuck did people find that cat sexy? The first rule34 of it literally popped up 26 minutes after the announcement video ended.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 11:30:51 No.49803872 Report

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>>49803853
Talent+degeneracy+fucking social media = Coompocalypse
Destroy one of them and this issue will fade away

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 11:31:06 No.49803873 Report

Quoted By: >>49808220

>>49803853
Its just cloutchasing artists competing who can draw porn first, for fame. Usually they have drawn a generic body first, then quickly draw the head and color it when the new pokemon are announced.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 11:41:05 No.49803927 Report

Quoted By: >>49805063 >>49805697

Back in my day, most Pokemon characters (human and Pokemon) barely got any porn and what little they did get was mostly weird DA shit. Now every Pokemon character, no matter how stupid-looking and unsexy, gets fucking hundreds of pictures a day. I miss the days before twitter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 13:01:29 No.49804490 Report

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the fact it was a grass cat leaked a little bit before the reveal, so they probably just had a shitty anthro cat template at the ready

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 13:35:34 No.49804730 Report

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>>49803853
THICCER!!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 13:49:52 No.49804889 Report

Quoted By: >>49804900 >>49804934 >>49804944 >>49804957 >>49805074 >>49805159

* crashes through the window *

Anon, Furries art a staineth in our culture and needeth to beest eradicat'd from society f'r the safety f'r the next generation! Joineth the /vp/ crusade mine own broth'r and togeth'r we shall 'raticate all furries, lolicons, shotacons and coom'rs off the board and maketh t most wondrous and free from sineth f'r our l'rd and saviour!

* Jumps Out of the window *

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 13:51:13 No.49804900 Report

Quoted By: >>49804950

>>49804889
this but unironically

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 13:56:18 No.49804934 Report

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>>49804889
thanks rouxls kaard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 13:57:42 No.49804944 Report

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>>49804889
aaaahhhhh my window

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 13:58:01 No.49804950 Report

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>>49804900
True my brother, This Is unironically fighting for a better /VP/ My brother!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 13:59:23 No.49804957 Report

Quoted By: >>49805001

>>49804889
nigga we on the 10th floor how the fuck u get up here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 14:03:37 No.49805001 Report

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>>49804957
I hath used mine own psychic abilities! and eke f'r anon. I speaketh in anglo-saxon 'r fusty english by the late william shakespeare! thee uncultur'd swine!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 14:11:19 No.49805063 Report

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>>49803927
If you are tired of cooming you should try turning off the computer. Go outside and touch some grass, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 14:12:07 No.49805074 Report

Quoted By: >>49805174

>>49804889
We coomers made this board and you will never get rid of us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 14:17:39 No.49805125 Report

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>>49803853
It's adorable, if you don't agree end yourself.
People naturally sexualize adorable things, if you are stupid enough to still not know it by now end yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 14:21:09 No.49805159 Report

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>>49804889
This is our savior from pedofurries and shill consoomers

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 14:22:28 No.49805174 Report

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>>49805074
I shall spay and i shall nuture till thither is nothing hath left of thy kind, me, mine own fathers and thier fathers whither the reasoneth wherefore furbait the horror liketh lucario is extinct in sinnoh. If 't be true we can killeth off a furbait species yond wast highly populated, what maketh thee bethink mine own kind wonneth't wipeth thy kind off /VP/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 14:24:39 No.49805198 Report

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>>49803853
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
wojak bros? I can't read this comic...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 14:28:25 No.49805243 Report

Quoted By: >>49805323

>>49805174
This is a coomer franchise, my man.
If you haven't gotten the message, the problem is you.
See you when the cat becomes the grass starter's first official undeniable lolimon/waifumon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 14:36:57 No.49805323 Report

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>>49805243
Begone harlot!
this is a children's franchise!
thee sluts tryeth to turneth t one!
if 't be true thee wanteth to beest useful to men f'r once wherefore not joineth our causeth? we all knoweth i shall kicketh thy grape rampallian
backeth to the streets liketh all harlots belongeth! i dout thy tiny t-rex arms shall doth 'gainst mine own blades coat'd in the blood of furries! if 't be true thou art not going to holp our causeth thee might as well backeth to the kitchen with ya!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 15:10:47 No.49805697 Report

Quoted By: >>49806860

>>49803927
There has been porn of pokemon since the dawn of time, you just didn't know where to find it back then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 15:11:34 No.49805707 Report

Quoted By: >>49808220

>>49803853
Zoophiles

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 16:35:53 No.49806772 Report

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>>49803853
the earlier you jump on a new trend, the more attention you get for it
thanks to social media and porn/meme culture, this means porn artists will desperately try to put porn of newly revealed pokemon out on social media as fast as possible
it doesn't necessarily mean the pokemon in question are attractive
most artists go off model anyway, as your image highlights
some artists will even have a blank template body ready so they can quickly add the new pokemon's head and colours upon reveal

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Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 16:37:47 No.49806804 Report

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Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 16:42:10 No.49806860 Report

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>>49805697
>reading comprehension
"Barely" doesn't mean none. Go to sites like danbooru, pixiv, e621 and compare the amount of porn Pokemon characters got pre-2010 to post-2010. It's mostly Misty, May, Dawn, Gardevoir, Lucario etc. Most other characters barely got any porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 16:46:22 No.49806911 Report

Quoted By: >>49807097

>>49803853
the rule is a RULE for a reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 17:03:34 No.49807076 Report

Quoted By: >>49807325

>>49803853
Regardless of furries n weirdos its just an ongoing meme to have r34 of anything immediately after its release, whether a pokemon or not

I also love the gallade posting here

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 17:04:51 No.49807094 Report

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>>49803853
Did you missed what happened when childrens discovered Animal Crossing Ankah?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 17:05:13 No.49807097 Report

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>>49806911
BASED

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Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 17:24:48 No.49807325 Report

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>>49807076
* Warps Straight at you *

Why thank you fine sir, thanks for saluting my quest to remove furries, lolis/shotacons and coomers from vp, i have kicked that slut berry back to the kitchen where she belonged, please spread the word to change /VP/ for the better!

* Runs All away back to where he came *

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 18:42:49 No.49808154 Report

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>>49803853
>26 minutes
rookie numbers, the first porn of splatoon came out before the reveal video was even finished.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 18:49:02 No.49808220 Report

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>>49803873
this, people want to be that guy who made r34 of that character first, so for a week there's gonna be a 1000 shitty scribbles that only tasteless faggots can fap to

>>49805707
the cat isn't even good

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 18:50:29 No.49808235 Report

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it's a starter
it's a cat
nothing else is needed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 18:52:06 No.49808258 Report

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>>49803853
its a cat and it looks like it was ripped straight off of someones 2012 deviantart page, you tell me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Mar 2022 19:36:45 No.49808739 Report

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>>49803853
Initially, they didn't.
They prepared a wide myriad of animal templates and hastily adjusted them to somewhat resembling Sprigatito upon reveal so they could say "FIRST PORN ON PAHEAL/XXX/E621/etc".

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