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>>49814319
>>49814340
>the birdbrained hivemind has arrived
ignoring the fact that all fishmon can fight on land for a moment, if this was really a big issue, they could have given it a design or lore reason to be able to traverse land as easily as it traverses water

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 05:02:02 No.49814376 Report

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Why does everyone think that every single pokemon introduced in a new gen need to be a blatant reference to the region? The Gen 5 starters were inspired by Chinese, Japanese, and French history but the region was based on the US. The Gen 3 legendaries were based on Hebrew myth but the region was based on Japan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 05:04:17 No.49814397 Report

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>>49814369
But they didn't, because the idea of a fish fighting on land is fucking retarded. That's precisely why we we never see fish Pokemon out of water.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 05:06:24 No.49814411 Report

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>>49814319
They could pull a I Am Fish and stick it in a water orb that the pokemon itself creates, a la dewpider.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 05:07:34 No.49814418 Report

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>>49814300
This is bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 05:07:56 No.49814420 Report

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>>49814369
I don't think they could in a real pokemon world. They make it so they can levitate for the games because if they didn't, no one would ever be able to use a fish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 05:08:10 No.49814425 Report

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>>49814300
>>49814369
Wouldn't work for the anime, cutscenes, etc. Plus there's only so much you can make a fish simple and cute (the point of starters)

>>49814397
People with autism only see in absolutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 05:13:06 No.49814465 Report

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>>49814369
>they could have given it a design or lore reason to be able to traverse land
and the design reason they came up with was using amphibious/reptilian/avian/mammalian aquatiic animals, instead of giving a fish robot legs or something equally stupid looking in the anime

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 05:15:59 No.49814480 Report

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Why not a flying fish? Those are cool. Final form could be huge with full angel type wings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 05:16:55 No.49814487 Report

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>>49814425
>Plus there's only so much you can make a fish simple and cute (the point of starters)
>somehow thinks fish, which applies to creatures as differently structured as seahorses, sting rays, lion fish, and sharks have greater design constraints than birds

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 05:17:10 No.49814488 Report

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>>49814300
it should have been Milotic. in fact, they should have made a grass and fire type milotic and just had 3 milotic be the starters

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 05:19:44 No.49814507 Report

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>>49814319
>>49814340

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Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 05:19:57 No.49814509 Report

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>>49814487
>op specifically mentions fish
>bring up other sea creatures (not fish)
Guess we already have a fish starter than amiright? Dumbass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 05:22:07 No.49814524 Report

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>>49814509
NTA but all of those are fish, your pic is not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 05:23:32 No.49814531 Report

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>>49814509
>A seahorse (also written sea-horse and sea horse) is any of 46 species of small marine fish in the genus Hippocampus
>Stingrays are a group of sea rays, which are cartilaginous fish related to sharks.
>Pterois is a genus of venomous marine fish, commonly known as lionfish, native to the Indo-Pacific. Also called firefish, turkeyfish, tastyfish, or butterfly-cod, it is characterized by conspicuous warning coloration with red, white, creamy, or black bands, showy pectoral fins, and venomous, spiky fin rays.
>Sharks are a group of elasmobranch fish characterized by a cartilaginous skeleton, five to seven gill slits on the sides of the head, and pectoral fins that are not fused to the head.
You fuckin what mate

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Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 05:28:11 No.49814565 Report

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>>49814300
Wels catfish pokemon soon?
They get really damn big in the Ebro river.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 05:29:22 No.49814575 Report

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>>49814531
He thinks fish means ray finned fish only.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 05:29:30 No.49814577 Report

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>>49814565
never had one of those
they taste any good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 05:31:20 No.49814590 Report

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>>49814565
Relicanth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 05:31:50 No.49814597 Report

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>>49814577
No. People only eat them when they're little.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 05:33:21 No.49814609 Report

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>>49814590
>a coelacanth is a wels catfish

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 05:36:04 No.49814628 Report

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>>49814577
At that size that monster's more likely to eat you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 06:09:24 No.49814844 Report

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>>49814577
The larger they are the worse they taste.
But yes, catfish are great with tartar sauce.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 06:23:48 No.49814944 Report

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>>49814319
Yeah I mean it's not like the least popular Water starter was the only single one to have struggles on land r-right fishbros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 09:37:49 No.49816141 Report

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>>49814300
because it's easier to anthropomorphize a bird than a fish, obviously

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 09:39:45 No.49816160 Report

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>>49814507
RETURN BACK RIGHT NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 13:49:14 No.49817673 Report

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>>49814565
how did he catch it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 14:15:17 No.49817873 Report

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>>49814565
i thought whiscash was already a catfish

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 14:19:47 No.49817901 Report

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>>49814300
Water starters have never been fully aquatic. Even an axolotl like Mudkip has feet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 14:19:51 No.49817903 Report

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>>49814300
it's not like there are crocodiles in spain either...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 14:20:42 No.49817912 Report

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hard to make a fish into some human with a fish head

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 14:56:12 No.49818138 Report

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>>49817673
he didn’t, he just asked it to pose with him in a picture and the fish, being naturally trusting and kind as all god’s creatures are (except, of course, man), agreed and thus the moment was immortalized in the photo you see there

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 15:20:35 No.49818347 Report

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>>49814300
Starters are supposed to be the cutesy faces that sell the game. Fish aren't cute. They're slimy and gross.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 15:31:50 No.49818381 Report

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>>49814300
I will pick the weedcat and she will like it

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Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 15:39:55 No.49818452 Report

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>>49814524
>Mud Fish Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 16:39:08 No.49818847 Report

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>>49818347
you’re slimy and gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 16:49:09 No.49818933 Report

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>>49814300
Fish are one of the oldest forms of living creature. The first fish lived during the Cambrian Era, the first big outbreak of complex multicellular macrobiotic life. Fish are uncanny because they are primitive and underdeveloped. A simple, outdated creature type with a mind simpler than even a dinosaur. They are soulless creatures

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 16:54:50 No.49818980 Report

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>>49818452
blastoise was called the “shell fish pokemon”

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 16:57:04 No.49818996 Report

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>>49814318
Get a load of this thalassophobic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 17:11:50 No.49819099 Report

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>>49818996
>Thalassophobia can include fear of being in deep bodies of water, fear of the vast emptiness of the sea, of sea waves, aquatic creatures, and fear of distance from land
didn't know it was an actual thing but this sounds like me alright
that's also why kyogre and team aqua can eat shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 19:01:27 No.49820043 Report

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>>49818933
Fish didn’t need to change as much because they were already perfectly suited to their environment. Fish are older than trees goddamnit, show some goddamn respect kid.

Richard Hammond

Richard Hammond Wed 02 Mar 2022 20:56:51 No.49821063 Report

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>>49814300
Better than another reptile

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Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 21:11:56 No.49821180 Report

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>>49814308
>>49816141
>>49817912
>>49818347
>>49818933
fish can’t be cu-

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 21:15:11 No.49821206 Report

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>>49821180
-t into a million pieces and shoved into my wife's boyfriend's mouth as he fucks your mom

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Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 21:18:56 No.49821237 Report

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>>49821180
i never said that

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Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 21:22:59 No.49821266 Report

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>>49814308
>this wired ugly goofy cartoon looking ass will surely appeal to most of people, and scratch that itch in fire type fans who love cool aggressive designs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 21:23:29 No.49821269 Report

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>>49821266
god i hate this faggot
it's just shit gible

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Mar 2022 23:31:26 No.49822445 Report

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>>49814300
Portugal has a fuckton of sea birds, that might be the reason behind it.

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Anonymous Thu 03 Mar 2022 01:48:59 No.49823755 Report

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>>49814300
Someday, anon...
Someday...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Mar 2022 01:53:09 No.49823780 Report

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>>49814300
>there are fishing villages all over spain
might be one of the dumbest statements ever made on /vp/

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