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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 00:31:44 No.49919261 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>49919285 >>49919287 >>49919292 >>49919352 >>49919411 >>49920971 >>49921536

Why is Lopunny the least popular PokeProstitute?
Everyone's afraid they'll catch a Bunearyal disease

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 00:32:58 No.49919273 Report

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Hah, I get it; is funny joke, yes?

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 00:34:01 No.49919285 Report

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>>49919261
>pokeprostitution
Which region does this shit regularly?
Asking for myself, haha

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 00:34:07 No.49919287 Report

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>>49919261

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 00:34:35 No.49919292 Report

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>>49919261
D-dad? Is that you?

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 00:39:45 No.49919346 Report

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That's only for the female PokeProstitutes, of course. On the make side it's the three Dicklets

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 00:40:40 No.49919352 Report

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>>49919261
>Least popular
That's Jynx and Gothitelle

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 00:44:01 No.49919380 Report

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>>49919352
Gothitelle is a close second, on account of the Gothorrhea

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 00:48:19 No.49919411 Report

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>>49919261
Not really.

They're of the most frequent.
After Gardevoirs of course.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 00:53:42 No.49919461 Report

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>>49919285

>Alola.

I mean there's the region of poképhilia-friendly.

A tropical paradise where the limits seem to vanish.

Also it's home of a lot of dominatrix pokémon like Salazzle or Tsareena.

You couldn't be okay in any other region. A lot of social stigma.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 00:54:50 No.49919470 Report

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>>49919352
Who would like to fuck a Jynx?

Gothitelle i get it but Jynx seems like one of the least attractive human-like pokémon ever made.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 00:55:56 No.49919478 Report

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>>49919346
As for the most popular, well, there's a reason they call the women who like em big "Scizor Queens"

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 00:57:06 No.49919493 Report

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>>49919470
Right here.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 00:58:38 No.49919502 Report

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>>49919461
I can just tell you've never had sex

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 00:58:43 No.49919503 Report

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>>49919470
I probably wouldn't fuck one, but I wouldn't mind to Smoochum

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 01:00:21 No.49919512 Report

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>>49919493
>Right here.

Yeah, resorting to pokémorphs.
With that logic even a Shedinja is fuckable.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 01:01:22 No.49919515 Report

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>>49919502

I can tell you've never had sex as well.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 03:22:12 No.49920498 Report

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>>49919461
If you are looking for quick sex, yeah, Alola.

But if you want a relationship, there are still certain parts of Sinnoh that have yet to rescind the Pokemon marriage law.

That being said, every region has its... underground...

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 04:44:42 No.49920971 Report

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>>49919261
>normal type
>"forced" sexualization (i hear that complaint a lot)
>not good in any games
>no interesting dex entries or lore

extremely boring pokemon aside from its sex appeal. a shame too because buneary is a super cute pokemon

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 05:57:14 No.49921303 Report

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>>49919285
>>49919461
>>49920498
Y'know, I could see regional governments in Pokemon pushing forward the idea of getting "familiar" with your pokemon. I mean, if everyone's just gonna push a bunch of young and curious trainers out into the world alone, teen pregnancy would fucking skyrocket. Pokephilia would be the worst kept secret in the world, but it would be better than the alternative.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 06:59:28 No.49921536 Report

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>>49919261
did only three people catch the shitty dad joke or is every board full of bots now

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Anonymous Sun 13 Mar 2022 07:03:59 No.49921553 Report

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>>49921536
Like most dad jokes, it was ignored.

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