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Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 10:48:31 No.49930865 View View Reply Original Report

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It's time for your vaccination anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 10:49:50 No.49930869 Report

Quoted By: >>49930937 >>49930961 >>49930980 >>49935041

>>49930865
NO! I don't want autism!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 10:59:02 No.49930892 Report

Quoted By: >>49930937 >>49930961 >>49930980

>>49930865
I'm not 60 years old or 300lbs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 11:17:43 No.49930937 Report

Quoted By: >>49931031

>>49930869
>>49930892
No vaccine? Well, you can still be a Pokémon trainer, but you won't be allowed to enter PokeMarts, or use the PC storage system. Sorry! but we have to protect Centres from getting overwhelmed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 11:26:44 No.49930961 Report

Quoted By: >>49931031

>>49930869
>>49930892
You have to take the vaccine to get protected against SARS-Pokérus-2!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 11:28:40 No.49930964 Report

Quoted By: >>49930980

no i dont want to go to brazil

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 11:35:08 No.49930980 Report

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>>49930869
>>49930892
>>49930964
Oh my! We have some stubborn patients around here. Don't be afraid, the Chanseys are there for you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 11:36:49 No.49930982 Report

Quoted By: >>49931031

Here comes the chloroform to soothe these stubborn patients!

Machamp

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Machamp Mon 14 Mar 2022 11:48:25 No.49931031 Report

Quoted By: >>49931050

>>49930865
>>49930937
>>49930961
>>49930980
>>49930982
I DONE HEARD YOU WAS TRYNA INJECT QUESTIONABLE CHEMICALS INTO MUH MASTER

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 11:49:42 No.49931036 Report

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>>49930865
I don't fucking think so.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 11:53:12 No.49931050 Report

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>>49931031
Shhhh it's ok Machamp you'll be feeling all better after a few hours of nappy time. Don't worry about the first dose it'll definitely help you build a superior immune system rivalling the strength of Mega Mewtwo X.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 11:56:32 No.49931060 Report

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>>49930865
I'll take it if I can get a handjob from a Chansey or a Audino...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 11:57:16 No.49931062 Report

Quoted By: >>49931072 >>49931075

I'm already boosted, can I get a blowjob instead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 11:58:53 No.49931072 Report

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>>49931062
if you're not white, sure

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 11:59:25 No.49931075 Report

Quoted By: >>49932117

>>49931062
We don't offer those kind of services...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 15:16:32 No.49932117 Report

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>>49931075
Kiss the nurse!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 17:21:05 No.49933019 Report

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>>49930865
A lethal dose please

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 17:25:11 No.49933040 Report

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>>49933019
That's what she's holding.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 18:36:09 No.49933598 Report

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>>49933019
Coming up!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 19:17:11 No.49933942 Report

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>>49930865
Sorry but the mandates are gone so I'm not gonna take it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 20:14:26 No.49934406 Report

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>>49933019
One adult dose coming up!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 21:12:02 No.49934841 Report

Quoted By: >>49934997

Pokemon do not need vaccines.
Do not trust (them) with your Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 21:24:13 No.49934923 Report

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>get pokerus
>survive a %99.99 survival rate disease
>literally never get it again
Why are we injecting our pokemon again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 21:35:27 No.49934997 Report

Quoted By: >>49935191

>>49934841
Why is it Lugia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 21:40:44 No.49935041 Report

Quoted By: >>49935243 >>49938429

>>49930869
oh you dont have to worry about the vaccine giving you autism, I think you're set my guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 21:49:33 No.49935099 Report

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>>49930865
NO NO NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 21:53:57 No.49935122 Report

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Those vaccines were developed by Lysandre, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 21:56:14 No.49935137 Report

Quoted By:

>>49930865
god damn what a hot fucking bitch
i would absolutely destroy her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 22:04:35 No.49935191 Report

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>>49934997
It's an artist that has a fetish for exclusively drawing Lugia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 22:11:19 No.49935243 Report

Quoted By: >>49940361 >>49941089

>>49935041
If you have autism and you get a vaccine then you'll get super autism. It's like an software upgrade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 22:28:09 No.49935348 Report

Quoted By: >>49935561

. . .where's Audino?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 22:58:07 No.49935561 Report

Quoted By: >>49935725

>>49935348
Canceled for reporting an unusual spike in myocarditis cases.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 23:16:17 No.49935725 Report

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>>49935561
But was the rapid surge in those HNNNGHH cases all due to her FAT DUMPTRUCK ASS?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 23:47:37 No.49935936 Report

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>>49930865
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 02:24:49 No.49937031 Report

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>>49930865
DOKTOR, TURN OFF MY 5G INHIBITORS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 02:25:54 No.49937033 Report

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I dont feel bad that some of you veepee'ers straight up submitted to globo homo and now have aids.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 02:27:56 No.49937046 Report

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>>49930865
NO!!

I'll Give YOU a Shot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 02:30:26 No.49937067 Report

Quoted By:

>>49930865
GOTTA TAKE 'EM ALL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 02:34:32 No.49937090 Report

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>>49930865
But I'm already fully vaccinated! I took the J&J!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 03:05:53 No.49937309 Report

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>>49930865
I've already had 3 of those things, please keep the needle away unless you're injecting pure caffiene

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 04:36:26 No.49937781 Report

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>>49930865
I'll take an oral supplement or even a suppository but no way am I letting that needle get stuck inside me
I hate needles so much it's unreal

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 07:01:24 No.49938429 Report

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>>49935041
>my guy
Oh the irony

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 07:15:27 No.49938475 Report

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>>49930865
Chansey would wear the mask and participate in vax drives
Clefable would run an antivax schizo conspiracy Twitter account irregularly updated because of her shitty mountain internet
Wigglytuff doesn’t give a shit and is just upset that Chansey won’t hug her anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 07:31:44 No.49938513 Report

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You will take the pokerus
You will eat the bug types
You will live in the pokeball
And you will be happy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 07:38:02 No.49938536 Report

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>>49930865
Chance EY
Chance my fist breaks all the bones in your bod-ey
Chance this-ey *punches you in the face*
Chance, chance chance *punches you 3 times in the face* -ey
Chance chance chance chance chance chance chance chance chance *punches and punches you till you're dead and still punches and punches afterwards*-ey
CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE CHANCE THIS EY
CHANCEYYYY
CHANCEYYYY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 09:56:04 No.49938913 Report

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Yes everyone must take their vaccination

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 11:31:38 No.49939182 Report

Quoted By: >>49940453

Nurse Wigglytuff, I dont feel so good…

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 13:04:52 No.49939546 Report

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>>49930865
You are hereby sentenced to a lifetime of False Swipes by a Recycler holding a Leppa Berry.

Get it out of my sight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 15:18:17 No.49940361 Report

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>>49935243
sounds good to me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 15:33:55 No.49940453 Report

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>>49938913
>>49939182
Good taste.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 15:37:43 No.49940489 Report

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Nice, nice... I like where this thread is going...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 15:57:08 No.49940661 Report

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There isn't enough traumatic/painful TF out there. I want to see rasping screams, thousand yard stares and broken minds as thousands of years of evolution are fast-forwarded through a matter of days if not hours.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 16:49:32 No.49941089 Report

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>>49935243
And this is to go... Even further... Beyond!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 15 Mar 2022 18:59:29 No.49942271 Report

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>>49931050

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