/vp/bros, we have a huge fucking problem.
I'm not being continuously sexually harassed by Cheryl in the middle of a forest. I want to give her my consent to be raped into next dimension until my dick is reduced to a microscopic atom of undiscovered material by modern science.

What do i do. This shit is starting to affect my life to the point where i refuse to let my wife having sex with me unless she wear a green 1-sided tail wig that i bought for her, thinking it would solve the situation when in fact,it just worsened.

>inb4 take your meds