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Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 15:28:09 No.49948873 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>49949205 >>49949285 >>49950631 >>49950805 >>49950888 >>49954196

If I were a pokegirl, I'd never have sex with a human male either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 15:29:26 No.49948879 Report

Quoted By: >>49948893

I could kill a Machamp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 15:29:29 No.49948880 Report

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If I were a pokeboy, I'd never have sex with a human female either.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 15:31:31 No.49948893 Report

Quoted By: >>49950610

>>49948879
By making him laugh to death?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 15:32:29 No.49948898 Report

Quoted By: >>49948935 >>49949114 >>49949132 >>49950782 >>49950968 >>49952195 >>49955228

okay as a woman who’s also a pokephile, why the FUCK do you keep forcing machamp of all things on us? Scary things like Garchomp and edgy things like Sneasler & Weavile are much more attractive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 15:33:20 No.49948902 Report

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>>49948880
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 15:39:46 No.49948935 Report

Quoted By: >>49949084 >>49949423

>>49948898
If you had to get impregnated by one of those, which one would you choose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 15:58:53 No.49949084 Report

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>>49948935
Believe me, my choice isnt restricted to just those three lol, but I would take it safe and go with a Zoroark.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 16:03:12 No.49949114 Report

Quoted By: >>49949118 >>49949705 >>49950600

>>49948898
How the fuck is Machamp not scary? Those things can move a mountain with just one arm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 16:03:46 No.49949118 Report

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>>49949114
are they Indian mountains?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 16:05:46 No.49949132 Report

Quoted By: >>49949169

>>49948898
>Sneasler & Weavile are much more attractive.
Wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 16:09:16 No.49949169 Report

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>>49949132
Sneasler and Weavile are gorgeous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 16:12:25 No.49949205 Report

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>>49948873
>her machamp is female

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Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 16:22:09 No.49949285 Report

Quoted By: >>49949924

>>49948873
how human men can even compete

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Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 16:24:09 No.49949300 Report

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>larping as a femcel pokefag saying pokedick is superior to all men

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 16:39:31 No.49949423 Report

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>>49948935
none of them
>machamp is more of a bromon in my eyes, i have no attraction at all to it
>garchomp reminds me of every other kaijumon ever except it's good in battles
>weavile and sneasler are more cool than attractive
there's better choices out there that i'd rather be impregnated by

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 16:40:23 No.49949431 Report

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None of them have genitalia...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 16:54:10 No.49949513 Report

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except for allister because bea futafucks him

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 17:15:03 No.49949705 Report

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>>49949114
It’s ugly as fuck with fat lips like it got punched in the mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 17:39:23 No.49949924 Report

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>>49949285
By not being one-pump-chumps?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 19:04:19 No.49950600 Report

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>>49949114
It’s goofy, and the bad kind of ugly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 19:05:53 No.49950610 Report

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>>49948893
? Im destruction in human form

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 19:06:34 No.49950613 Report

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>>49949205
Lol, no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 19:09:07 No.49950631 Report

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>>49948873
If I were a pokegirl I would exclusively have sex with my typhlosion

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 19:31:40 No.49950782 Report

Quoted By: >>49950828 >>49955247 >>49955608

>>49948898
>Garchomp
>Poke'fucker femoid
Please tell me somebody still remembers that greentext story how an Anon realized by phone that he's gotten cucked by a fictional landshark

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 19:34:54 No.49950805 Report

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>>49948873
Trans moment

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 19:38:05 No.49950828 Report

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>>49950782
>oh garchomp you're so much better than anon
who could forget?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 19:45:40 No.49950888 Report

Quoted By: >>49950897

>>49948873
Imagine starting puberty AND your pokemon journey at the same time. I'd beeline straight to the nearest jynx or lopunny

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 19:47:23 No.49950897 Report

Quoted By: >>49950932 >>49950936

>>49950888
>jynx
have some self respect anon

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Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 19:51:18 No.49950932 Report

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>>49950897

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Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 19:52:35 No.49950936 Report

Quoted By: >>49950980 >>49950992

>>49950897
those lips are for more than just kissing, anon (though they're really, really good at that too)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 19:58:05 No.49950968 Report

Quoted By: >>49951393 >>49952051 >>49955228

>>49948898
>why the FUCK do you keep forcing machamp of all things on us?
Domination fetish, which technically is baby's first fetish.
As for male mons, well, my pick would be:
>Nidoking
>Alakazam
>Mewtwo (but can be a pick for femmon too)
>Mew (see above)
>Arcanine
>Ponita
>Haunter
>Mr Mime (if there was a miss, she will be a waifumon)
>Golem (it looks funny, but I only recommend it if you are the one on top)
>Charizard
>Dragonite

There are more in other lines, but I'll just keep it in G1 to mantain it short.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 19:59:25 No.49950980 Report

Quoted By: >>49950992

>>49950936
>Ungulatr
based and cookiepilled

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Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 20:00:53 No.49950992 Report

Quoted By: >>49950999 >>49951046

>>49950932
>>49950936
>>49950980
im not convinced
you are all cringe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 20:01:43 No.49950999 Report

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>>49950992
that's okay anon, not everyone is ready for the jynxpill

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Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 20:07:30 No.49951032 Report

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Jolly Weavile were born to be married to humans.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 20:09:38 No.49951046 Report

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>>49950992
Sadly I wasn't talking about Jynx dear Anon. . .
no escape from the clamp that makes you damp…

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 21:00:13 No.49951393 Report

Quoted By: >>49951772

>>49950968
K-K-K-KAAAANTOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 21:50:14 No.49951772 Report

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>>49951393
Well, yeah. I said I'll keep it in G1 because I don't feel like pointing over 1000 beasts, and which can go with boys, and who with girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 22:19:37 No.49952051 Report

Quoted By: >>49952105

>>49950968
Please at least extend it to Johtomons
Also why no 9tales?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 22:25:35 No.49952105 Report

Quoted By: >>49952578

>>49952051
>why no 9tales?
Cookie, but I don't see why girls shouldn't like her too. Well, "him" in this case.

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Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 22:32:49 No.49952177 Report

Quoted By: >>49952187 >>49952949

>This thread might be full of real female pokephiles

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 22:34:27 No.49952187 Report

Quoted By: >>49952194

>>49952177
>real female
who's gonna tell him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 22:35:49 No.49952194 Report

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>>49952187
Hence the "might"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 22:35:50 No.49952195 Report

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>>49948898
>as a woman
tits or gtfo troon

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Anonymous Wed 16 Mar 2022 23:29:45 No.49952578 Report

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>>49952105
I would honestly say that a 9tales tod is definitely packing an adequate breeding tool of its own, thtas just enough shape and size to quite easily prepare ones snatch for the RK9's horse-sized crimson ICBM

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Anonymous Thu 17 Mar 2022 00:34:33 No.49952949 Report

Quoted By: >>49953028

>>49952177
Why are you implying that's even remotely a problem of any sorts dear Anon?

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Anonymous Thu 17 Mar 2022 00:48:52 No.49953028 Report

Quoted By: >>49953129

>>49952949
I wasn't implying it was a problem! Far from it... I think it'd be pretty cool...

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Anonymous Thu 17 Mar 2022 01:05:11 No.49953129 Report

Quoted By: >>49953257

>>49953028
It would be much more than just cool dear Anon…
It would've been. . .
HOT ;)

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Anonymous Thu 17 Mar 2022 01:24:19 No.49953257 Report

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>>49953129
You're bullying me...

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Anonymous Thu 17 Mar 2022 03:52:28 No.49954196 Report

Quoted By: >>49954988

>>49948873
In the Pokemon world, humans would go extinct three generations in
Unovans probably two

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Mar 2022 06:34:55 No.49954988 Report

Quoted By: >>49955124

>>49954196
Oh god, don’t make me want to fuck an Audino, please…

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Anonymous Thu 17 Mar 2022 07:01:54 No.49955080 Report

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Anonymous Thu 17 Mar 2022 07:14:38 No.49955124 Report

Quoted By: >>49955168

>>49954988
you already do, regardless of what I post next

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Anonymous Thu 17 Mar 2022 07:29:06 No.49955168 Report

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>>49955124
SUBMISSIVE. AND. BREEDABLE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Mar 2022 08:01:42 No.49955228 Report

Quoted By:

>>49948898
Because they are men, and machamp is what gay men like.

>>49950968
You forgot rhyhorn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Mar 2022 08:09:35 No.49955247 Report

Quoted By: >>49955912

>>49950782
>that greentext story how an Anon realized by phone that he's gotten cucked by a fictional landshark
I don't know about this, kek post it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Mar 2022 10:58:58 No.49955608 Report

Quoted By: >>49955912

>>49950782
huh

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Mar 2022 12:21:49 No.49955912 Report

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>>49955608
>>49955247
I am looking for that damned thing since last Summer, and I do remember when it was still fresh around 2016~7. . .
where did all the time have gone to?

Anonymous

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