>Tidy
The new starters generally tend to follow a theme where the Pokemon slowly becomes the opposite of the first form in concept or deviates from it (e.g. Rowlett becoming from wide eyed to blind and needing glasses or Inteleon becoming from depressed to cool and calm).
Okay, so they spoiled it. It's going to evolve into a disgusting, gross, syphillitic pirate duck and be Water/Poison and wielding a dirty mop or some shit like a sword. It may even become fat like Jabba the Hutt.
