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Anonymous Fri 18 Mar 2022 20:39:07 No.49968216 View View Reply Original Report

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Why did a woman like her settle for an old man like Mustard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Mar 2022 20:42:42 No.49968237 Report

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>>49968216
BAC (Big Asian Cock)
Also money, Mustard was a former champion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Mar 2022 20:43:22 No.49968244 Report

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>>49968216
Women naturally prefer older partners, as they tend to be more mature and stable, unlike shotacucks who still smell like mommys milk.

You can clearly see that despite society still being all feminism bullshit about "age gap le bad" you still find girls dating older guys everywhere, including celebrities once in a while, like DiCaprio.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Mar 2022 20:43:41 No.49968246 Report

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>>49968216
Because she's honey to his mustard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 18 Mar 2022 20:45:20 No.49968260 Report

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>>49968216
Probably a fangirl. And honestly Mustard is still in pretty good shape for an old man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Mar 2022 20:47:25 No.49968278 Report

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>>49968216
Because Mustard is the only Galarian who isn't are CHARIZARD obsessed retard (neither is Peony but he's taken).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Mar 2022 21:39:09 No.49968659 Report

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>>49968216
Money

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Mar 2022 21:40:08 No.49968664 Report

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>>49968216
Didn't she say they're the same age?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Mar 2022 21:41:09 No.49968675 Report

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>>49968216
How do you covince her for cheating

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Mar 2022 21:43:13 No.49968691 Report

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Is it true that if you give her 50 trillion watts that she gives you pics of her feet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Mar 2022 21:57:20 No.49968801 Report

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>>49968216
She's cheating on him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Mar 2022 21:58:27 No.49968817 Report

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>>49968216
Oldie fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Mar 2022 21:59:12 No.49968821 Report

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>>49968216
i wish honey got more lewds, the animated one with klara is pretty good at least

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 00:02:35 No.49969743 Report

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Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 00:50:18 No.49970153 Report

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>>49968216
Bitch is a gold digger

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Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 00:52:46 No.49970170 Report

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>>49968216
Have you not seen Mustard? He is fucking shredded. He could dick her down better then anyone here can.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 01:02:45 No.49970244 Report

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>>49968216
Mustard won her in a battle with the champion before him.
Mustard didn't even use Pokemon he just went in knuckle to knuckle.
The guy he battled threw out an Aggron and Mustard scissor kicked it's head clean off.
Mustard is a chad-king amongst regular kings, he earned that comparatively young pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 05:24:10 No.49971656 Report

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Literally Jimmy Neutron's mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 05:27:07 No.49971667 Report

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>>49970244
her genitalia probably doesnt actually taste like honey,

but his dick probably does taste like mustard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 05:29:33 No.49971682 Report

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>>49970153
She had her own money and its pretty heavily implied that she is the one thats good with money

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Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 05:58:33 No.49971830 Report

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Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 06:30:12 No.49971943 Report

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Because mustard is the person with the most big dick energy in all of galar, also honey could be just a few years younger, pokewomen age way better than real women lusamine is 40, i bet they all look good until they are like 75 and then become agatha, after that if they are alive for 20 more years they finally hit the wall and become opal,

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Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 07:28:05 No.49972134 Report

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>>49968216
Honeys needs her money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 07:38:25 No.49972164 Report

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>>49971943
People would be way more into Opal turning Bede into her personal faggot if she looked like this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 07:58:04 No.49972219 Report

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>>49972164
Oh man...
Now that's something i didn't know I wanted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 19 Mar 2022 12:21:42 No.49972940 Report

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>>49968216
kung fu hands bro

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