>>49970824>>49972141Zoomers have no clue what this is. A zoomer would pick it up and start tapping it like it's a phone, but it won't do anything and he'll pause and say "huh?" Because constant tablet and phone use has arrested the zoomer's brain development, he will attempt to find out what the object's qualities are by putting it in his mouth like an infant. He will then chew on it until his teeth are broken, as he has become too stupid to feel pain thanks to the corrupt US public education system. He will choke to death on the fragments of the tape along with his own teeth and another passing zoomer will film it, resulting in a artificial media crisis about the latest evil social media challenge.
