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>>49987463
Don't worry anon with this anesthesia and soft-boiled you'll be right back to your usual self in no time. In the mean time you'll just have to wait until we apprehend the loose Machamp to avoid any harm in the hospital.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 11:25:49 No.49987501 Report

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>>49987468
If you can.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 11:28:39 No.49987515 Report

Quoted By: >>49987611

>>49987456
ALRIGHT WE APPREHENDED HIM!!! TAKE THE SHOT NOW!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 11:53:07 No.49987601 Report

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>>49987456
a million keks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 11:56:07 No.49987611 Report

Quoted By: >>49987702

>>49987515
machamp is hurt by poison

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 12:04:33 No.49987641 Report

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>>49987450
I'm CHECKIN' IN! (He's checkin' in)
I'm CHECKIN' IN! (Checkin', checkin' in)
No more pills, or alcohol
No more pot or de-merooooooooool~
No more stinkin' fuuuuun at all
I'm CHECKIN' IN! (He's checkin' in)
(He's checkin' in)
(No more looking pale and thin)
(No more bugs, beneath tour skin)
HEY! That's just my as-PIRIN~
(Chuck it out, you're cheeeeec-kiiiiiiiiin' iiiiiiiiin'~)
[Instrumental break]

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 12:17:12 No.49987702 Report

Quoted By: >>49987740

>>49987611
machamp fainted on live tv

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 12:23:38 No.49987723 Report

Quoted By: >>49987751

>>49987450
Uhh what am I going in for?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 12:28:03 No.49987740 Report

Quoted By: >>49987834

>>49987702
On the 21st of March 2022, Machamp fainted on live TV broadcasted towards billions of people. Machamp was later taken to the pokemon center later that day. When the trainer got him out of the PokeBall he was pronounced dead on the spot without a single pulse. The cause of death was poison imitating as the "vaccine" running in the Machamp's veins. Later autopsy shows that the Machamp struggled a lot during the confrontation in the hospital by a bunch of Blisseys and Wigglytuffs. A moment of silence for our fighting type, Machamp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 12:31:37 No.49987751 Report

Quoted By: >>49987761

>>49987723
A check-up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 12:32:58 No.49987761 Report

Quoted By: >>49987787

>>49987751
I don't think you go into an operating room for a check up...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 12:38:50 No.49987787 Report

Quoted By: >>49987804

>>49987761
Oh don't worry anon. Once you enter in the operating room you'll feel muuuuuuchhh better once you get out from it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 12:40:27 No.49987797 Report

Quoted By: >>49987831

Sorry I'm late, miss. Do you need a hand with this troublesome patient?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 12:41:37 No.49987804 Report

Quoted By: >>49987819

>>49987787
I'm going to need to read about the procedure first and your clinic's policies before I consent to anything.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 12:44:32 No.49987819 Report

Quoted By: >>49987829

>>49987804
Shhh shhhh it's okay, here smell this sweet scent it will calm you down

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 12:46:12 No.49987829 Report

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>>49987819
Hey now I ain't smell...ing noth....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 12:46:46 No.49987831 Report

Quoted By: >>49987843

>>49987797
No need nurse Comfy. He's been laid to rest now sleeping like a wee lil baby.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 12:46:58 No.49987834 Report

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>>49987740
quality kek anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 12:48:51 No.49987843 Report

Quoted By: >>49988699

>>49987831
HOW MANY MACHAMPS NEED TO BE MURDERED BEFORE YOU ADMIT THE POKERUS SUPERPOTION IS FAINTAL AND CAUSES STATUS CONDITIONS!?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 14:39:06 No.49988277 Report

Quoted By: >>49988699

>>49987456
Based Pokerus spreader

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 15:59:04 No.49988699 Report

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>>49987843
>>49988277
We wouldn't want to infect the whole hospital with pokerus. No no no. This hospital/Pokemon center must be free from any germs or bacterias that could potentially cause illnesses and even death to your pokemon. That includes DISGUSTING Pokerus as well

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 16:20:22 No.49988820 Report

Quoted By: >>49988881 >>49988918

>8 hours later
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!‽

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 16:29:48 No.49988881 Report

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>>49988820
The stroggification has been completed. You are now stronger than a Machamp and your stamina is greater than Mewtwo itself. How do you like your "improved" body now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 16:35:32 No.49988918 Report

Quoted By: >>49989192

>>49988820
Oh and one more thing to add you can now understand every single pokemon and the things they say now. These two Chanseys are one of the surgeons during your process. What would you like to say to them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 16:36:25 No.49988923 Report

Quoted By: >>49988961

>>49987450
No, I refuse to take medication for my schizophrenia causing me to see Unova everywhere I look

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 16:42:56 No.49988961 Report

Quoted By: >>49993298

>>49988923
If meds you refuse, then I'll take care of your schizophrenia anon!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 17:16:50 No.49989192 Report

Quoted By: >>49989222

>>49988918
Tell me which one of you chucklefucks though it was a funny idea to replace my dick with a sawblade?
I want to perform a test-drive with iton your fat chunky behind as a sign of gratitude

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 17:21:35 No.49989222 Report

Quoted By: >>49989329

>>49989192
Oh dear. Umm. Maybe you should test it on some tree instead of us. We're still working here as a matter of fact.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 17:36:43 No.49989329 Report

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>>49989222
My offer is non-negotiable, either prepare for me to get medieval on your ass, or let me have a word with the manager of this sorry establishment

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 20:56:19 No.49990810 Report

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Quality thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 00:10:16 No.49992279 Report

Quoted By: >>49992520 >>49994323

I am the manager of this establishment, now what seems to be GOOD ARCEUS WHAT IS HAPPENING IN HERE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 00:45:38 No.49992520 Report

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>>49992279
a machamp was killed by vaccine on live tv and some guy got his dick replaced with a saw blade.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 01:26:35 No.49992834 Report

Quoted By: >>49992842 >>49994483

help the abomasnow i just got in a trade from galar has a fever

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 01:28:15 No.49992842 Report

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>>49992834
this is the most based thing I've ever seen and now I want a romhack that changes shinies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 02:21:54 No.49993116 Report

Quoted By: >>49995190

>>49987463
Hey I only had 3 wisdom teeth too, what's y'alls favorite Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 02:56:40 No.49993298 Report

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>>49988961
Ok but can I fuck you when you take care of me? I prefer you over the chansey nurses

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 04:36:31 No.49993757 Report

Quoted By: >>49993858

When I was a kid I wanted Blissey to take me into her office and give me a “physical”. Now as a mature adult I see the superiority of Chansey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 04:42:44 No.49993781 Report

Quoted By: >>49993805

>>49987463
Had all four of my wisdom teeth removed in one procedure. You'll wake up with a sore mouth and a tad bit of bleeding, and you might end up throwing up when you get home because of all the anesthetics they pumped into you. Obviously, do not eat solid foods for about two weeks or so while you wait for your gums to heal and the stitching to dissolve, so stuff like yogurt and plenty of drinks will be your staple diet during that time. Overall, I wouldn't say it was a terrible experience, I certainly preferred it over the recovery period for my strabismus-correction surgery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 04:50:22 No.49993805 Report

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>>49993781
I had all mine removed at 18. I still remember biting down on rolled up gauze for the bleeding at home. I still had lots of Vicodin left over after I was all healed up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 05:02:39 No.49993858 Report

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>>49993757
Heck Chansey can fight 1 on 1 with Giovanni and she WON!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 07:36:02 No.49994323 Report

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>>49992279
Zilla sends his regards mr.Fing, but since you're already full of holes, Ill just have to rip a new one inside of one of your underpaid interns instead…

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 08:50:25 No.49994483 Report

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>>49992834
maybe my new sneasel can HOLYSHIT WAS THIS THING GANGBANGED BY MUK WHAT THE FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 09:51:12 No.49994631 Report

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>>49987463
Depends on your luck honestly. If your teeth aren't hyper-fucked and your operator knows what they're doing, you won't feel any pain whatsoever, not even after the fact. You won't even need to be put under, just a bit of numbing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 13:18:52 No.49995190 Report

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>>49993116
Togekiss I guess

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