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Quoted By: >>49989437 >>49989631
Legit question for all of you losers.
This morning I had some couch-tested intern come in my room while I was sober, official Gamefreak Twitter opened in her hand, talking about crying babies who'll pay me Pokémon Home lunch money until they retire who are now apparently moaning about how BDSP and Legends and whatever the fuck I do lacks Pokémon Home.
First of all, I have no idea what the fuck a BDSP is. I paid a 2000$ check to a sweatshop developer (ILCA) in Nanjing, Africa, to make a 1:1 remake of Diamond but make it even shittier because I did not want the fans getting an actual good game and "an ultimate Sinnoh experience". I signed some papers and that was it. If you bought it, it is your fucking fault. At this point I've scammed you for 10+ years and the shame's not on me.
Second, we are NEVER allowing all Pokémon to leave Home. Otherwise I can't press delete on your beloved Ruby/Saphire starter the moment you start talking shit and stop paying my Home check, which at this point is consignated straight to my dealer in order to pay for my daily cocain and Shibuya hookers.
Third, I'm watching videos from the ILCA BDSP game. It looked like a fucking parody from the first trailer onwards. I don't blame them for pumping and dumping, it is almost as lazy and phoned in as I asked it to be.
This morning I had some couch-tested intern come in my room while I was sober, official Gamefreak Twitter opened in her hand, talking about crying babies who'll pay me Pokémon Home lunch money until they retire who are now apparently moaning about how BDSP and Legends and whatever the fuck I do lacks Pokémon Home.
First of all, I have no idea what the fuck a BDSP is. I paid a 2000$ check to a sweatshop developer (ILCA) in Nanjing, Africa, to make a 1:1 remake of Diamond but make it even shittier because I did not want the fans getting an actual good game and "an ultimate Sinnoh experience". I signed some papers and that was it. If you bought it, it is your fucking fault. At this point I've scammed you for 10+ years and the shame's not on me.
Second, we are NEVER allowing all Pokémon to leave Home. Otherwise I can't press delete on your beloved Ruby/Saphire starter the moment you start talking shit and stop paying my Home check, which at this point is consignated straight to my dealer in order to pay for my daily cocain and Shibuya hookers.
Third, I'm watching videos from the ILCA BDSP game. It looked like a fucking parody from the first trailer onwards. I don't blame them for pumping and dumping, it is almost as lazy and phoned in as I asked it to be.
