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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 20:28:23 No.49990592 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>49990621 >>49990632 >>49991061 >>49991074 >>49991285 >>49991357 >>49991525 >>49993478 >>49994315

How do they reproduce?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 20:30:31 No.49990615 Report

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frog sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 20:31:14 No.49990621 Report

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>>49990592
With me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 20:32:30 No.49990632 Report

Quoted By: >>49993053

>>49990592
When an Entei roars, it creates a volcano. When a volcano is created, a Heatran is created with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 20:39:32 No.49990694 Report

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Heat(ranny) has no womb, has no ovaries. He's are a homosexual frog twisted by steel and lava into a crude mockery of nature's perfection

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 21:31:28 No.49991061 Report

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>>49990592
They sex a volcano

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 21:33:39 No.49991074 Report

Quoted By: >>49991321

>>49990592
Female Heatran lays her weird gelatinous eggs in a pool of lava, then male Heatran comes along and dumps a load of molten, ferrous spooge all over them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:02:14 No.49991285 Report

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>>49990592
Magic. Like every other Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:07:01 No.49991321 Report

Quoted By: >>49994176

>>49991074
i am horrified yet aroused.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:11:39 No.49991357 Report

Quoted By: >>49991519 >>49994185

>>49990592
>Stories tell of this Pokémon being birthed from the boiling magma within Mount Coronet. Its molten-steel body holds many mysteries.

case closed

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:30:14 No.49991508 Report

Quoted By: >>49993091

I heard it only has a gender because it was originally going to be a pseudo-legendary but they were too lazy to make pre-evos so they just made it a legendary.

Schizo theory or legit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:31:20 No.49991519 Report

Quoted By: >>49991549

>>49991357
>Myths being used as fact
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:32:13 No.49991525 Report

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>>49990592
I forgot that this is a legendary almost as much as I forget that is exists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:35:57 No.49991549 Report

Quoted By: >>49991574

>>49991519
Richard, it's been 8 years, shut the fuck up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 22:38:56 No.49991574 Report

Quoted By: >>49991826

>>49991549
Don’t know who Richard is but don’t project your frustrations with him on me, schizo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Mar 2022 23:10:26 No.49991826 Report

Quoted By: >>49993489

>>49991574
Newfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 02:11:24 No.49993053 Report

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>>49990632
Quality post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 02:17:19 No.49993091 Report

Quoted By: >>49994325

>>49991508
All pokemon have genders, most legendary are gender unknown. There's probably some super obscure little trivia that explains why Heatran have defined gender like how there was for Nidoqueen being unable to breed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 03:28:26 No.49993478 Report

Quoted By: >>49994433

>>49990592
Why did they give this thing a gender?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 03:32:04 No.49993489 Report

Quoted By: >>49994769

>>49991826
Oh no how will I recover

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 06:24:17 No.49994176 Report

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>>49991321
Why? That's pretty much all fish and amphibians.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 06:28:18 No.49994185 Report

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>>49991357
If thats true, then why can you find wild heatran in unova?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 07:26:10 No.49994315 Report

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>>49990592
Like real frogs but in lava pools instead of water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 07:36:44 No.49994325 Report

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>>49993091
TEAM GALACTIC PUT CHEMICHALS IN THE LAVA THEY TURNED THE FREAKING HEATRANS GAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 08:32:22 No.49994433 Report

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>>49993478
Flannery was horny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 08:39:47 No.49994455 Report

Quoted By: >>49994467

aren't some frogs capable of changing their sex?
a legendary frog Pokémon having sex when the others don't would be a nice nod

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 08:44:59 No.49994467 Report

Quoted By: >>49994788

>>49994455
Frogs don't do that naturally. Their skin is extremely sensitive to chemicals in water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 10:52:31 No.49994769 Report

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>>49993489
you don't - cope, seethe, mald and sneed in no particular order

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 11:00:40 No.49994788 Report

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>>49994467
Heatran is also extremely sensitive to water

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