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Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 18:55:08 No.49997545 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>49998540 >>49998554 >>49998562 >>49998589 >>49998870

Sup /vp/
I'm a teacher. Today, my 7th graders got into my bag. They stole my most valuable Pokemon cards and trashed the rest.
What can I do to get back at them? I know where they live. I was thinking maybe I'd egg their houses (since Pokemon come from eggs)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 19:29:07 No.49997832 Report

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You're never getting them back faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 20:57:51 No.49998540 Report

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>>49997545
Please be a LARP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 20:59:35 No.49998554 Report

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>>49997545

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:00:24 No.49998562 Report

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>>49997545
Expel them you dumbass. Are you not allowed to have Pokemon cards in school or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:02:07 No.49998574 Report

Quoted By: >>49998703

>I'm a teacher
>carries around Pokemon cards
Yeah sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:03:23 No.49998584 Report

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>>49998540
You’re a fag. Please be real

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:03:57 No.49998589 Report

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>>49997545
why are you even carrying around BW-era landfill fodder?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:07:38 No.49998630 Report

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>"adult" still carries around pokemon cards to school and gets them fucked up by retarded children
Not my problem.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:15:58 No.49998703 Report

Quoted By: >>49998723 >>49998735 >>49998753

>>49998574
>>49998630
Hey, fuck you guys, you never know when you're going to be challenged to a Pokemon battle.
>>49998562
The administration won't be able to carry out
justice to a level I would find satisfactory. I've never been one for vigilantism, but something must be done. So that YOUR children can grow up without fearing for the safety of THEIR Pokemon cards.
>>49998540
I am quite serious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:17:41 No.49998723 Report

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>>49998703
Which character do you have on your body pillow?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:19:17 No.49998734 Report

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>>49998723
Lillie, because she has the thickest butt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:19:18 No.49998735 Report

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>>49998703
you will legit lose your job if you do anything in retaliation. The cards are worth $5 max

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:21:07 No.49998750 Report

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>>49998734
Thickest butt? Wouldn’t that be hilda?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:21:38 No.49998753 Report

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>>49998703
Beat their ass in a Pokemon battle then and show them who's boss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:22:25 No.49998758 Report

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>>49998735
I don't want my fucking job, anyway. If kids are just going to bully me, instead of respecting me and my shit as they should
God, I wish murder wasn't banable in Minecraft

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:23:26 No.49998765 Report

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>>49998750
Hilda's too old and too swarthy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:27:18 No.49998795 Report

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>>49998765
Considering you post on /vp/, I don’t think you should be around 7th graders, but now I really don’t think you should. Beat up the kid so you lose your job, cunny lover

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Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:29:16 No.49998816 Report

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OP here
>>49998734
>>49998758
>>49998765
Fuck off, faker.
>>49998753
I would, if not for the fact that they TOOK MY GOOD CARDS AND DESTROYED THE REST.
>>49998735
Do you think I intend to be caught? I'm a Pokemon fan, not a retard.

For the record, lusting over 10 year old girls is disgusting and most of you disgust me, but I came here from /tg/ because your degeneracy is exactly what I need to enact my revenge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:31:57 No.49998841 Report

Quoted By: >>49999005

You still play with pokemon cards like a manchild. Your life is already in shambles. Might as well just molest your students to seal the deal and ensure that you never have to be around them again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:34:56 No.49998870 Report

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>>49997545
>I'd egg their houses (since Pokemon come from eggs)
At this point I'm just convinced discordfags are taking the piss, seeing how many (You)s and OH NONONO you can amass. Same shit happened with Ben and the trainer card earlier today, it's all too obvious to be anything but bait. Should've left out the last sentence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:37:02 No.49998893 Report

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>>49998816
I suppose that you can simply report the kid for damaging and stealing a teacher’s belongings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:42:15 No.49998953 Report

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>>49998816
Give them a good dicking that will set them straight

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:47:44 No.49999005 Report

Quoted By: >>49999033

>>49998841
>your life is already in shambles
>pay no attention to the fact that I'm shitting on Pokemon on /vp/, my life is great by the way
>>49998870
It needs to be an act with a hint of intent, but not enough to draw suspicion. If you've got a better idea, please, do share.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Mar 2022 21:50:57 No.49999033 Report

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>>49999005
Less is more. Leaving out that last sentence would’ve worked better

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