Ash Ketchum loves his Pikachu in EVERY single way, even in a sexual way. In fact, Ash wanted to lose his virginity to his own Pikachu. One day, Ash was harder than a Catholic priest at a playground and wanted to bust a MAD NUT in his Pikachu's POONTANGY TANGY TANG. So Ash approached his Pikachu and kissed her sweet lips. Pikachu was very surprised by this, to say the least.
"Ash, why the FUCK did you kiss me?" asked Ash's Pikachu while blushing. "It's because I wanna give you a sexual eruption!" Ash said. "Snoop Dogg has a song called 'Sexual Eruption', have you heard of it before?" Pikachu asked. "Yeah man, I blast that shit all the fuckin' time in my Chevrolet!" Ash replied. "A'ight, G!" Pikachu said.
"Spread that pussy!" Ash told his Pikachu. "Are you SURE you wanna lose your virginity to me instead of, y'know, ANOTHER FUCKING HUMAN BEING YOU FUCKING RODENTIC ZOOPHILE?" asked Pikachu very passionately. "Listen baby, I LOVE YOU more than my life itself. It's not just sex, man. Sex is merely a PHYSICAL EXPRESSION and EXTENSION of the UNCONDITIONAL LOVE that I've ALWAYS felt for you and ALWAYS WILL feel for you. I would commit suicide in a FUCKING SECOND for you if it meant saving your life and to PROVE that I'm NOT bullshitting you….." Ash paused for a moment….. then he gouged out his left eye using the index finger and middle finger of his right hand. Blood began to pour PROFUSELY from where his left eye used to be. "HOLY SHIT! DUUUUUUUUUUDE, BLOOD IS PISSING OUT OF WHERE YOUR LEFT EYE USED TO BE! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH BLOOD IS COMING OUT, MAN!" said Pikachu, who was simultaneously rubbing her vagina with the fingers of her right hand. Pikachu's vagina had now become EXTREMELY WET. "So do you now believe how serious my love for you is, babe?" Ash asked. "Yeah, for real! Fuckin' DIP your dick in my pussy!" said Pikachu while spreading her vagina so that Ash could insert his penis into it. Ash put his penis in his Pikachu's vagina.