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Was it Pokemon Go? Because I went to a Pokemon Go event in my city the other day and had a surreal experience.
First of all I want to stress that for a /vp/ poster, I'm actually a pretty normal guy. I'm six feet tall, I shower and use deodorant, and I have a steady job as a server at a taqueria. If you didn't know I was a Pokemon fan, you'd think I was a normie, maybe even a Chad. The sad truth is, because of depression and low self-confidence I'm still a virgin at age 31.
At the event I wore a Gyarados hoodie and a mask with a Pokeball design. I was the only one wearing a mask which was already a huge red flag, but I decided to stay and give the event a chance since my mother has been badgering me to go out more and make friends. What was more surprising, though, was the fact that, out of almost 20 people, I was the only one wearing any Pokemon merch!
The host made me introduce myself to everyone. I did so, ordered a drink, and settled into a chair, next to this 7/10 asian cutie I'd been eyeing since I walked in. She had small breasts, a prominent clavicle, and wore a choker around her pretty neck, which told me she was a freak in the sack. I offered her a handshake.
"Hey, I'm anon."
She looked at me with her mouth agape for about 3 seconds, then scoffed, turned to her girl friend and started laughing with her. I was so embarrassed I must have gone beet-red in the face. I drank 4 beers in quick succession and tried conversing with the others, but I couldn't shake the feeling that I was talking louder than everyone else whenever it came my turn to speak. Someone commented that my mask made it look like I had a ball gag in my mouth, which hurt my feelings even further.
Afterwards, I got up to use the restroom. I ended up throwing up in there. My head was spinning. I went home and was glad to find my mother already asleep so she didn't have to see me tearing up.
Man, what the hell happened to the Pokemon community?
First of all I want to stress that for a /vp/ poster, I'm actually a pretty normal guy. I'm six feet tall, I shower and use deodorant, and I have a steady job as a server at a taqueria. If you didn't know I was a Pokemon fan, you'd think I was a normie, maybe even a Chad. The sad truth is, because of depression and low self-confidence I'm still a virgin at age 31.
At the event I wore a Gyarados hoodie and a mask with a Pokeball design. I was the only one wearing a mask which was already a huge red flag, but I decided to stay and give the event a chance since my mother has been badgering me to go out more and make friends. What was more surprising, though, was the fact that, out of almost 20 people, I was the only one wearing any Pokemon merch!
The host made me introduce myself to everyone. I did so, ordered a drink, and settled into a chair, next to this 7/10 asian cutie I'd been eyeing since I walked in. She had small breasts, a prominent clavicle, and wore a choker around her pretty neck, which told me she was a freak in the sack. I offered her a handshake.
"Hey, I'm anon."
She looked at me with her mouth agape for about 3 seconds, then scoffed, turned to her girl friend and started laughing with her. I was so embarrassed I must have gone beet-red in the face. I drank 4 beers in quick succession and tried conversing with the others, but I couldn't shake the feeling that I was talking louder than everyone else whenever it came my turn to speak. Someone commented that my mask made it look like I had a ball gag in my mouth, which hurt my feelings even further.
Afterwards, I got up to use the restroom. I ended up throwing up in there. My head was spinning. I went home and was glad to find my mother already asleep so she didn't have to see me tearing up.
Man, what the hell happened to the Pokemon community?
