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24 Hours of Le Pokémans

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Please help me because I can't tell if this is a cool idea or insane levels of cringe:

A radio broadcast commences:

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first ever 24 Hours of Le Pokémans! I'm your host and I'll be commentating this years 2022 inaugural race. Spectators allover the world from oridnary folks to trainers are united with anticipation today to see Pokémon in a way they've never seen before! Whether they made the long travel to see this in person or if they're tuning into this radio broadcast at home we welcome you to the 2022 24 Hours of Le Pokémans! This radio broadcast spanning across 9 regions and the Sevii Islands is powered by Zap-Dose! - the electrifying energy drink! Now available in single and double shot shooters for those looking for that extra zap in their day in a smaller package that packs just as much of a punch as their 12 ounce cans. Available in 3 flavors, Electric Lemon-Lime, Blizzard Blueberry and Redline Raspberry.

Scientists have been working alongside Pokémon for a number of years and the technological advancements and hurdles that have been made are truly awe-inspiring. Each year we will be hosting a different race type category and this year will be the electric category and Kanto has been the selected region to host this years 24 Hours of Le Pokémans race. These electrifying races are sure to raise the hairs on your body as we watch these highly skilled and specially trained Pokémon race through each of Kanto's most famous locations starting at Pallet Town and then looping across the region and back through Pallet Town and Viridian City before turning off west to reach the end at Indigo Plateau.

First up we have Team Raichu running in the #26 car and they will be starting this race in first place. Last week in our testing phase before the race we've seen significant improvements in lap times thanks to the scientists in the paddock tuning the car to suit the characteristics of the track.