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Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 02:20:19 No.50062994 View View Reply Original Report

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What would pokemon discuss in the pokemon world's equivalent of /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 02:22:33 No.50063003 Report

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sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 02:23:22 No.50063006 Report

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>>50062994
How to overthrow humanity

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 02:23:47 No.50063009 Report

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>>50062994
CHARIZARD's forms

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 03:07:51 No.50063207 Report

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>>50062994
i'd fuck that sword

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 03:22:17 No.50063278 Report

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>>50062994
if that mother fucker can use the internet why isn't he paying rent

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 05:30:34 No.50063890 Report

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It's not normal for a Trainer to stick her entire arm down my throat, right? It's not like I even refuse medicine, so I'm pretty sure she wasn't sneaking in a pill.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 05:57:45 No.50064003 Report

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>be me, a mareanie
>stomach starts growling
>smell a hint of corsola
>follow it to a den where a bunch of eggs are
>chow down on an easy meal, tasting like it is both crunchy and chewy
>flee the scene having a full belly
>later heard about two corsola killing themselves near the den
Should I feel bad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 09:31:39 No.50064755 Report

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>>50062994
please stop poketizing the humans, thank you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 09:47:08 No.50064785 Report

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>>50062994
Nothing because they’re fucking animals

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Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 11:32:32 No.50065079 Report

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>>50064785
AND I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS!
I HATE THEM! ! !

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 11:37:30 No.50065098 Report

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>>50062994
>"I just got beaten up by a Ledian, ask me anything you want"
>"tfw no daycare partner of the other gender"
>"GOD DAMN I WANT TO BREED MY TRAINER SO HARD"
>"humans are animals, not people"
>"These humans prove that the western zodiac pattern is real."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 12:04:30 No.50065174 Report

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>>50064785
No fun allowed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 13:09:46 No.50065416 Report

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>>50065174
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 13:16:20 No.50065448 Report

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"Which trainer would you have loving degenerate sex with?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 13:27:48 No.50065515 Report

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>>50062994
they wouldn't, even the smartest ones are low iq

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 13:32:22 No.50065537 Report

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/hu/ - Humans
Typical greentext follows:
Bros, have I fucked up?
>Be me, Gardevoir
>Have wanted to fuck trainer since I was a Ralts
>He found a Gardevoirite yesterday
>Tries to mega-evolve me to test it out
>Don't remember the next few hours but I wake up lying on him
>We're both covered in sweat, blood, tears and other fluids
>He has this thousand yard stare
>Doesn't respond no matter what I do
What do, /hu/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 13:42:43 No.50065579 Report

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>>50065174
Fun is a buzzword used by faggots exclusively

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 13:54:52 No.50065642 Report

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>>50065579
Shut up Mewtwo, your edgy posting is getting tiresome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:58:08 No.50066071 Report

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>>50065537
You're a Psychic type, right? Why not just poke around his memories to find out what happened?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:59:42 No.50066086 Report

Quoted By: >>50066090 >>50066178 >>50068322 >>50069568

guys there's this alpha mightyena girl I have a crush on and I really want to be with her
but like
her dick is HUGE and I don't know if I can handle that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:00:28 No.50066090 Report

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>>50066086
Don't worry! That's actually a guy, since girls don't have dicks!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:04:24 No.50066120 Report

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>>50066090
Real life female hyenas literally has huge penises.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:08:45 No.50066158 Report

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>>50066090
thats a myth, all girls are born with massive penises

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:09:44 No.50066167 Report

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>>50066090
maybe in your species

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:10:08 No.50066169 Report

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>>50066120
Ah! That's not the hyena that Mightyena is based on though, sorry bud, that's a guy you're lusting off of!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:11:20 No.50066178 Report

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>>50066086
Maybe you'll be lucky and she's a bottom? Either that, or start training~

>>50066090
I think that's only spotted yeens, isn't it? But either way, why are you talking about that fictional setting? The writers are fucking stupid and obsessed with insects.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:13:42 No.50066197 Report

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>>50066178
>The writers are fucking stupid and obsessed with insects.
their human obsession is worse, those fuckers are distributed everywhere and are always given new shit to dominate with
I still say they need a tier above AG

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:32:08 No.50066324 Report

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>>50066197
Eh, humans *do* do a lot, but I agree, the writers room must be full of human supremacists
>dude what if only a few Animals lived with humans
>not like how it was before humans and Pokemon became friends, humans just kill any Animal outside of a few domestic ones
>also all the technology works with only humans and inanimate objects
>also all the Animals are too STUPID to do anything outside of basic tricks
>no, Steve, I'm not bitter that my Lucario had to drag me unconscious back to the Pokemon Center the other day

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:33:41 No.50066332 Report

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>>50066197
the devs are humanshills, they wouldnt DARE to nerf their precious humarino!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 17:52:31 No.50067363 Report

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>>50066197
Seethe. Humans are awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 17:53:37 No.50067370 Report

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>>50067363
humans?
did you say...h...humans?!
FROM
EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTH!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 18:02:21 No.50067431 Report

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>>50067370
when the FUCk will we get some Saturn shilling, my grandmammy came from there through Ultra Space

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Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 20:24:04 No.50068322 Report

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>>50066086
How many times do I have to explain this dear Anon?
You have a sausage and she has a bun - it doesnt even have the neccessary rigidness to shove it anywhere smaller than a water-pail, let alone your bussy…

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 20:24:41 No.50068323 Report

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>>50068322
Actually, she doesn't have that, again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 21:00:26 No.50068578 Report

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>>50068323
>wasting their time on half-breeds
NGMI

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Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 21:05:10 No.50068620 Report

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>>50062994
Best thread here in a while

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Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 23:10:29 No.50069506 Report

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Wtf is happening in my thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 23:20:31 No.50069568 Report

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>>50066086
Mightyena is a brown/stripped hyena.
Not a Spotted Hyena (Crocuta Crocuta) which are the species with PSEUDOPENIS. That just is inflated and long so looks like a cock but it's a pussy.

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Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 01:30:13 No.50070383 Report

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>>50062994
It's time to stop. Humans will never be interested in you.
In sooth, you are monsters in denial. It is biologically impossible. Your lickerish pinings for sausages and donuts have cluttered up this board worse than genwars.
Homofuckers are delusional. If humans were real, you would run away in sheer terror. Game Freak will never cater to you.

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Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 01:45:52 No.50070500 Report

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>>50062994
THERE ARE TOO MANY GODDAMN BALLERINA THREADS. If some of you bastards would leave estrus for ten seconds you would also realize that making Ballerinas into quadrupeds ruins the designs intended by Game Freak for your own sick desires. Anthro is the only way. Also, more scientist threads would be nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 03:51:51 No.50071279 Report

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>>50062994
If trainers taught their pokemon how to be computer literate, of them might browse the board if they were physically able

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 07:06:54 No.50072568 Report

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>>50067370
Ok, this got me

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Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 07:24:46 No.50072650 Report

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>>50070383
Thou art of miniscule timeframe…

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Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 09:04:27 No.50073095 Report

Quoted By: >>50073106

>>50072650
Humans can consent idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 09:07:34 No.50073106 Report

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>>50073095
>What is quoute subext, reading comprehension and PicRelated?
NGMI

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