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Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 06:07:30 No.50064035 View View Reply Original Report

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Post your wish and another anon will describe the side effects. I'll go first
>I wish for Pokemon to be real

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 06:10:58 No.50064049 Report

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>>50064035
do you remember what happened to jasmine? yeah that happens a whole lot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 06:15:38 No.50064065 Report

Quoted By: >>50064088 >>50064883 >>50066072

My wish is to become a Chimecho

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 06:16:07 No.50064069 Report

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>>50064035
>I wish for Pokemon to be real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJlmYh27MHg

Introducing all those new species, with magic powers, into the wild all at once. All that displacement, all that abrupt change in ecosystems, animals that can get hotter than the surface of the sun or wipe out entire mountain ranges? You get Chaos Theory'd so hard it probably ends most life on Earth besides pokemon within a few human generations. But it'd be really cool for a little while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 06:19:51 No.50064088 Report

Quoted By: >>50064101 >>50064895

>>50064065
Granted, but you have tinnitus

>I want togglable EXP Share in Pokemon Scarlet and Pokemon Violet

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Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 06:22:33 No.50064101 Report

Quoted By: >>50064188 >>50064883

I wish the latias from movie 5 returned as a permanent member of Ash's team
>>50064088
granted but the game turns it back on seemingly at random many times through a game session, exhausting you the point you give up turning it off

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 06:27:06 No.50064126 Report

Quoted By: >>50064163 >>50064883

I wish the force from Star Wars was real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 06:34:40 No.50064163 Report

Quoted By: >>50066210

>>50064126
granted, but you don't get any force powers. those who do become coveted and wealthy, marrying into preexisting wealth or creating wealth by themselves through their newfound powers. You watch as those in power become more powerful and the gap between the wealthy and the poor becomes even more astronomical.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 06:40:07 No.50064188 Report

Quoted By: >>50064422

>>50064101
Granted but she falls in love with someone else and constantly NTRs Ash.

I wish Eiscue didn't look retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 07:51:36 No.50064422 Report

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>>50064188

granted, but eiscue is coincidentally dexcut until whatever generation comes out after you completely lose interest in the franchise

...and eiscue is now furry bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 07:53:36 No.50064430 Report

Quoted By: >>50064439 >>50064883

I wish for the Battle Frontier to never come back in any way outside of text cameos

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 07:55:20 No.50064439 Report

Quoted By: >>50064484

>>50064430
Granted, but once every thirteen seconds you'll be forced to scream racial slurs. No matter the context

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 08:03:07 No.50064484 Report

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>>50064439
ok nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 10:30:28 No.50064883 Report

Quoted By: >>50064996 >>50065742

>>50064035
granted but you get cancer
>>50064065
granted but you get shot and die
>>50064101
granted but you lose your legs
>>50064126
granted but you get aids
>>50064430
granted but you get raped

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 10:33:27 No.50064895 Report

Quoted By: >>50064996

>>50064088
granted but you are now attracted to men

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 10:39:17 No.50064918 Report

Quoted By: >>50064929 >>50064986 >>50066072

I wish Pokemon went back to the 2D/3D hybrid style of Gen 5

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 10:43:56 No.50064929 Report

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>>50064918
Granted, but the characters are still in their current proportions, so they look like giant pixelated blobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 11:02:15 No.50064986 Report

Quoted By: >>50064996

>>50064918
granted but your mother dies in her sleep tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 11:04:33 No.50064996 Report

Quoted By: >>50065026

>>50064883
>>50064895
>>50064986
you're not very good at this anon, the twist is supposed to be related to the wish itself. Have you never seen a single adaptation of monkey's paw?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 11:15:08 No.50065026 Report

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>>50064996
thought the point of the game was to win?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 11:16:48 No.50065031 Report

Quoted By: >>50065033 >>50065038

I wish bug types were good before gen 4

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 11:17:26 No.50065033 Report

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>>50065031
granted but you're now too old to be interested in pokemon anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 11:18:33 No.50065038 Report

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>>50065031
Granted, but now the ones after gen 3 are all shit instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 11:22:19 No.50065044 Report

Quoted By: >>50065058 >>50066072

I wish to have a gigantic throbbing horse cock that can shoot out gallons of semen with just one cumshot
Nothing related to Pokemon, I just want a big pork rod

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 11:26:55 No.50065058 Report

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>>50065044
Granted, but due hormonal inbalance due to the high semen production your body has turned slanky and androgynous and you get regularly raped by street thugs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 12:03:18 No.50065170 Report

Quoted By: >>50065178

I wish I could see the pantsu of all of the pokegirls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 12:05:41 No.50065178 Report

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>>50065170
Granted, but all of them happen to be trannies

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 12:24:13 No.50065231 Report

Quoted By: >>50065641 >>50065647

i wish BDSP's graphics were in the style of SWSH like everyone expected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 13:54:27 No.50065641 Report

Quoted By: >>50065704

>>50065231
Granted, but Game Freak fucks up again, making BDSP a barely playable game due to a lot of bugs and glitches. Please understand.

I wish Ledian could be at least somewhat viable instead of being an awful special wall with no other stats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 13:55:29 No.50065647 Report

Quoted By: >>50065684

>>50065231
That happens, but they bring back Dynamax mechanics with them.

I wish that after Scarlet/Violet, Game Freak takes a 4 to 5 year break before releasing the next new games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:01:04 No.50065684 Report

Quoted By: >>50065712

>>50065647
Granted.
They go bankrupt during this break, and Pokemon franchise is bought by Ubisoft.

I wish Pokemon anime would introduce a recurring ojou rival, who would still be a nice and likeable character, unlike, say, Ursula.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:04:04 No.50065704 Report

Quoted By: >>50065727 >>50065729

>>50065641
granted, it is now flying type shuckle

I wish Venonat was retroactively inserted into Hoenn's Regional Dex

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:05:17 No.50065712 Report

Quoted By: >>50065723 >>50065739

>>50065684
Granted, but every other character, including Ash is shit now.

I wish I lived in the world of Pokemon as a human

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:06:24 No.50065723 Report

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>>50065712
>Granted, but every other character, including Ash is shit now.
WORTH IT
Makes the ojou-sama even more welcome

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:07:03 No.50065727 Report

Quoted By: >>50065741

>>50065704
Granted, but it's a Hoennian regional form with a botched design and pure bug typing.

I wish they would make another PokePark game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:07:26 No.50065729 Report

Quoted By: >>50065762

>>50065704
Granted. To make space, they remove Absol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:08:58 No.50065739 Report

Quoted By: >>50065747 >>50065749

>>50065712
Granted. You are now Gary Oak.

I wish for a pokemon anime made with adults in mind. Sex scenes, more intense battles, harsh language, the works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:09:08 No.50065741 Report

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>>50065727
Granted. It's shittier than *insert worst pokemon game here*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:09:34 No.50065742 Report

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>>50064883
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:10:21 No.50065747 Report

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>>50065739
It should be a downside, not an upside.
Granted. It's on the same level as the last season of "Game of Thrones"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:10:24 No.50065749 Report

Quoted By: >>50065767 >>50065778 >>50065809

>>50065739
Granted, but it's a BDSM-themed yaoi

I wish they released Pokemon Z back in 2015

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:12:38 No.50065762 Report

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>>50065729
nice!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:13:23 No.50065767 Report

Quoted By: >>50065772

>>50065749
Granted. It changfes nothing, but puts the 50% zygarde in the place of the xerneas/yveltal

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:13:45 No.50065772 Report

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>>50065767
Good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:14:50 No.50065778 Report

Quoted By: >>50065785

>>50065749
granted, it didn't fix any of XY's issues and just added new characters and cutscenes in the vein of USUM.
I wish I didn't spend a decade of my life not knowing how cute (and cool) Slurpuff is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:16:19 No.50065785 Report

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>>50065778
Granted. You are caught jerking it to Slurpuff by your parents and disowned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:20:46 No.50065809 Report

Quoted By: >>50065816 >>50065830 >>50065832 >>50065836

>>50065749
Zygaurde’s only role is to be caught by the villain team and it’s only appearance is 2 seconds behind a cage during a cutscene. Also, it doesn’t appear in Gen 7’s story since it had its spotlight in Gen 6, so no Power Construct.

I want Charizard to be immune to stealth rocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:22:35 No.50065816 Report

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>>50065809
>it’s only appearance is 2 seconds behind a cage during a cutscene
now I'm imagining Zygarde taking AZ's role in the story. you first meet it after the power plant where it just roars and slithers off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:24:03 No.50065830 Report

Quoted By: >>50066592

>>50065809
Granted but his ability Solar Power now passively drains health regardless of weather.

I wish for more in-depth Pokémon customization (balls, effects, displayable ribbons or a cosmetic hat or something) to personalize them more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:24:08 No.50065832 Report

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>>50065809
I can't make it immune to stealth rocks, but I can give it a typing that heavily resists them. How does Rock/Ground sound?

I wish that they kept the habitat list/dexnav in future games.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:24:18 No.50065836 Report

Quoted By: >>50065862 >>50066072

>>50065809
>>50065809
Granted. He now has Magic Gaurd. But it does little for him outside of Stealth Rocks.

I wish for more canonical lesbian couples in pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:25:51 No.50065851 Report

Quoted By: >>50065877

I wish that there was an official TF2xPokemon crossover, with each merc getting a team of well themed Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:27:29 No.50065862 Report

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>>50065836
Granted, but Pokemon changes its artstyle to tumblr tranny giant red nose shit, and the new couples only exist to sperg about lgbt rights and pronouns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:30:05 No.50065877 Report

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>>50065851
granted, but it's developed by activision-blizzard so they toe the chinese party line and make everyone homo- and transsexual
also the pyro's team is monotype fairy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:41:31 No.50065955 Report

Quoted By: >>50066054

I wish BDSP didn't make poke radar chains end randomly, even if you're doing everything correctly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:54:47 No.50066054 Report

Quoted By: >>50066126

>>50065955
Granted, but shiny spawn rates go back to 1/8142

I wish for more regional forms in SV

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 14:58:09 No.50066072 Report

Quoted By:

>>50064065
Granted, but your in Pokemon GO and are instantly thrown into the candy grinder.

>>50064918
Granted, but all that development time went into character models and everything now has realistic textures turning the game into an uncanny nightmare.

>>50065044
Granted but the massive cock strains your joints giving you arthritus a few months later.

>>50065836
Granted every couple is now bi-racial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:05:09 No.50066126 Report

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>>50066054
>shiny spawn rates go back to 1/8142
faithful remake

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:06:28 No.50066137 Report

Quoted By: >>50066161

>>50064035
I wish Pokemon games had difficulty options that weren't stupid to access. (looking at you, BW2 challenge mode)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:09:03 No.50066161 Report

Quoted By: >>50066213

>>50066137
>wish granted
But the difficulty options are autism tear because these games are still designed for children not adults

> i wish for Pokémon to become a mmo in future

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:15:56 No.50066210 Report

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>>50064163
That's not how the force works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:16:19 No.50066213 Report

Quoted By: >>50066455

>>50066161
Granted. Enjoy weekly lockout of Elite four, daily quests for one measley PokeBall, and WoWfugees shotting up the game with add-ons that make endgame impossible to join without them.

I wish for Scarlet/violet localization to not have western politics shoved into the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:31:16 No.50066320 Report

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PTCG returns to it's Gen 3 prime

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:33:48 No.50066334 Report

Quoted By: >>50066515

I wish to have a bird pokemon friend

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:49:23 No.50066455 Report

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>>50066213
Granted. It now has eastern politics shoved into it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 15:56:53 No.50066515 Report

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>>50066334
granted but now you're a worm pokemon

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Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 16:09:00 No.50066592 Report

Quoted By: >>50066960 >>50066968 >>50067110

>>50065830
Granted. It's only ever available in one generation so that "it'll give players a reason to go back to it." If it happens to return in a different game, it'll have one less feature removed from it.

I wish Pokemon games had an option to switch between various graphical styles from past generations for battles, including the UI (I.e. The animated style of Black and White, or the pixel art from Gens 1-4)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 16:51:41 No.50066960 Report

Quoted By: >>50067445

>>50066592
granted, the games become even smaller to compensate for the extra memory required
i wish i had a hitmontop husband

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 16:52:38 No.50066968 Report

Quoted By: >>50067461

>>50066592
Granted, but it's stuck in a Lickilicky cosplay.
I wish Ash got Finneon as a partner instead of Pikachu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 17:13:41 No.50067110 Report

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>>50066592
>I wish Pokemon games had an option to switch between various graphical styles from past generations for battles, including the UI (I.e. The animated style of Black and White, or the pixel art from Gens 1-4)

Granted, you have select which graphical style you want to use at the start of a new save, and the only way to switch styles is to delete your save and start a new game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 17:15:18 No.50067120 Report

Quoted By: >>50067132

>>50064035
The next game is the last

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 17:16:59 No.50067132 Report

Quoted By: >>50067143

>>50067120
Granted. The whole franchise is now dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 17:19:44 No.50067143 Report

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>>50067132
Good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 17:20:54 No.50067154 Report

Quoted By: >>50070394

>>50064035
I want actually good mainseries pokemon games and a crossover with digimon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 18:04:01 No.50067445 Report

Quoted By: >>50071107

>>50066960
>i wish i had a hitmontop husband
Granted, but he'll file for divorce a week later

I wish for an alternate timeline where BDSP are actually good

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 18:06:31 No.50067461 Report

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>>50066968
Finneon dies in the first episode because it can’t survive out of water. The anime only lasts one episode because because of this and as a readily the franchise dies too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 19:52:38 No.50068164 Report

Quoted By: >>50068199

>>50064035
I wish all coomer threads would disappear from 4chan entirely

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 20:01:27 No.50068199 Report

Quoted By: >>50071191

>>50068164
Granted, but you are turned into a coomer and you get permabanned for constantly spamming porn threads.

I wish for Clown-Type to replace Fairy-Type Pokémon .

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Mar 2022 20:03:05 No.50068207 Report

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>>50064035
granted but none will fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 00:35:39 No.50070005 Report

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>>50064035
bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 01:09:51 No.50070227 Report

Quoted By: >>50070318

I wish I had a Ralts

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 01:21:52 No.50070318 Report

Quoted By: >>50070734

>>50070227
Granted, but you suffer an accident that gives you locked-in syndrome. Ralts is assigned to you as a service animal/pokemon since it is able to read your emotions and provide for you accordingly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 01:31:27 No.50070394 Report

Quoted By: >>50070414

>>50067154
>a crossover with digimon
Granted, but it is with appmon
I wish for female machamps to look femenine

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 01:34:20 No.50070414 Report

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>>50070394
granted, male machamps gain bulges so female machamps look feminine in comparison

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 02:18:37 No.50070734 Report

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>>50070318
I am surprisingly ok with that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 03:16:51 No.50071107 Report

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>>50067445
Granted, but you are stuck in this timeline without access to paly or the good bdsp, you just get toknow they are good.

I wish there was tracking system like in monster hunter where you yad to look at footprints, claw/hor marks, feather drops, etc to lfind pokemon and/or they lairs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 03:33:46 No.50071191 Report

Quoted By: >>50071425

>>50068199
Granted. Mr. mime is now the mascot of the franchise.
I wish they stopped making remakes after HGSS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 04:19:21 No.50071425 Report

Quoted By: >>50071445

>>50071191
>I wish they stopped making remakes after HGSS.
Granted, they stopped with theremakes because HGSS sucked so hard the buried the idea of remakes forever

I wish the anime changed protagonists every new gen

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 04:22:51 No.50071445 Report

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>>50071425
granted, but you have prostate cancer and won't live to see it

I wish that you reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 04:31:09 No.50071491 Report

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>>50064035
The side effects i think are pretty obvious.

I mean, having them irl ARE a problem by their own.

Lots of windows and doors broken with mach punches and hi-jump kicks.

Ground shaking Earthquakes and Surf tsunamis.

Imagine if some shit like Ultra-Necrozma or Eternamax Eternatus appeared in our world. Basically, we're fucked up.

Those are multidimensional beings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 04:40:30 No.50071546 Report

Quoted By: >>50072665

>>50064035
<img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/a4b23eff_mudkip.png">;

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 07:28:01 No.50072665 Report

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>>50071546
Granted but you have to eat my ass

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Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 08:30:59 No.50072932 Report

Quoted By: >>50072953

>>50064035
I wish for Pokémon's story to grounded with short cutscenes and realistic dialogue. It gives small nods to under explored topics in the world and has charming one off characters on par with Ball Guy that don't get overused.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 08:34:47 No.50072950 Report

Quoted By: >>50074063

>>50064035
I want Winona to be real and to be my gf please <img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e2ad2cb7_AWOOOO.png">;

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 08:35:51 No.50072953 Report

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>>50072932
it only has 100 pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 08:40:27 No.50072974 Report

Quoted By: >>50074063

>>50064035
I wish everything was going to be okay.<span class="xae" data-xae="sad">🙁</span>

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 08:46:10 No.50073007 Report

Quoted By: >>50074063

3 extra fingers on each hand

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 08:46:58 No.50073015 Report

Quoted By: >>50074063 >>50075377

>>50064035
I wish for immensely long lasting reproduction with magearna

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 11:39:34 No.50074063 Report

Quoted By: >>50075233

>>50072950
Granted but you become HIV positive
>>50072974
Granted but you get gunned down
>>50073007
Granted but you lose your hands
>>50073015
Granted but you die

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 14:37:10 No.50075233 Report

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>>50074063
You are bad at this game, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 14:51:32 No.50075377 Report

Quoted By: >>50075428

>>50073015
Granted, the reproduction is manually assembling the offsrping which you have to all day, every day, over and over and over again for years, without seeing outside world.
I wish to be a successful explorer in PMD world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 14:57:51 No.50075428 Report

Quoted By: >>50075534

>>50075377
granted but one day you wake up and it was all a coma dream
I wish for a milotic regional variant

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 15:08:06 No.50075534 Report

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>>50075428
Granted but 100 gorillas break out from the zoo and maul you to death

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 15:21:58 No.50075669 Report

Quoted By: >>50075894 >>50075967

>>50064035
> I wish for Mega Pokemon to never exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 15:45:33 No.50075894 Report

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>>50075669
granted but the entire pokemon franchise is removed from your timeline

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 15:52:49 No.50075967 Report

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>>50075669
Granted but your asshole and mouth switches places

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 18:44:51 No.50077434 Report

Quoted By: >>50077824

I wish for the one armed bandit to come back along with a flashy casino.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Apr 2022 19:20:11 No.50077824 Report

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>>50077434
granted. Pokemon is banned outside of japan

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