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Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 01:46:57 No.50103698 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>50103738 >>50103787 >>50103877 >>50103881 >>50104951 >>50105152 >>50105165 >>50107333 >>50107344 >>50107498 >>50108297 >>50108308 >>50108779 >>50109494

You will never get to live out your sick fantasies about fucking pokemon, you sick fucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 01:53:40 No.50103738 Report

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>>50103698
Not with that attitude!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 02:00:52 No.50103787 Report

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>>50103698
I can in my dreams. I literally had one last night. The Delphox was very compassionate AND horny. she made me scrambled eggs after the fucking too, wearing only an apron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 02:08:05 No.50103840 Report

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VR tech is getting better all the time.
Writing neural networks already pump out convincing, loving, sensual pokemon smut with some handholding.
Lucid dreaming your sick fantasies ain't hard either with perseverance.
In your lifetime it will be possible to deepdive into VR pokemon snatch with full immersion.
That's pretty much the same thing. Never say never.

Uncle Iggy

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Uncle Iggy Tue 05 Apr 2022 02:12:10 No.50103877 Report

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>>50103698
Yeah? Its why its called a fantasy dumbass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 02:12:58 No.50103881 Report

Quoted By: >>50104641

>>50103698
Fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 04:16:44 No.50104641 Report

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>>50103881
Thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 05:25:18 No.50104951 Report

Quoted By: >>50105149

>>50103698
Fortunately, I have a wonderful fiance who is happy to indulge my fantasies, and share hers in turn. She may not have the body of a luxray, but for a night, she can have the heart of one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 05:55:52 No.50105136 Report

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Who cares fapping is good enough lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 05:56:57 No.50105149 Report

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>>50104951
Out of curiosity, what's her fantasy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 05:57:31 No.50105152 Report

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>>50103698
dont care + fapping to blaziken foreskin as we speak

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 05:59:09 No.50105165 Report

Quoted By: >>50107691 >>50107743

>>50103698
There’s nothing sick about being attracted to certain Pokemon. Who could blame a girl for being drawn to a Machamp’s huge, rippling muscles? Who could blame a guy for being drawn to a Gardevoir’s perfect, gracile little body? It’s perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of. If they weren’t supposed to be attractive, they wouldn’t have been modeled and drawn like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 11:53:17 No.50106598 Report

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>>50105152
>Blaziken
>foreskin
DISCUSSING!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 11:56:23 No.50106607 Report

Quoted By: >>50106620 >>50107311

correct
which is why theyre just fantasies
honestly if they were real i probably wouldnt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 12:00:43 No.50106620 Report

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>>50106607
I'd be sorely tempted by some, if they were real though.

rope guy

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rope guy Tue 05 Apr 2022 13:56:00 No.50107311 Report

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>>50106607
Sometimes, I wish they were real.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 13:59:10 No.50107333 Report

Quoted By: >>50107396

>>50103698
How is a loving and consensual relationship with lots of passionate hugging a "sick" fantasy?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 14:01:14 No.50107344 Report

Quoted By: >>50107376

>>50103698
Too late.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 14:04:57 No.50107376 Report

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>>50107344
Imagine the cum stains

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 14:07:49 No.50107396 Report

Quoted By: >>50107418

>>50107333
It doesn't make """them""" as much money as a dysfunction relationship. Permavirgins are a short-term gain long-term loss to a wage-slave society

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 14:11:03 No.50107418 Report

Quoted By: >>50107461

>>50107396
????

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 14:18:28 No.50107461 Report

Quoted By: >>50107492

>>50107418
If you die a virgin you're not contributing to population growth, not adding more fuel to the debtslavery machine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 14:24:11 No.50107492 Report

Quoted By: >>50107513

>>50107461
This doesn't tell me why wanting to fuck a Zoroark is a sick fantasy as opposed to just a fantasy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 14:25:09 No.50107498 Report

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>>50103698
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 14:27:34 No.50107513 Report

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>>50107492
It's sick when it hurts the bottom line.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 14:27:53 No.50107515 Report

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verily...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 14:29:53 No.50107520 Report

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You WILL fuck ze pokemon. Verily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 14:57:24 No.50107691 Report

Quoted By: >>50107706 >>50107788 >>50108478

>>50105165
You have no idea what females are attracted to

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 14:58:53 No.50107706 Report

Quoted By: >>50107729

>>50107691
Neither do you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 15:01:34 No.50107729 Report

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>>50107706
They all want Darkrai

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 15:03:32 No.50107743 Report

Quoted By: >>50107776 >>50108646 >>50108668

>>50105165
>machamp

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 15:03:59 No.50107746 Report

Quoted By: >>50107827

Be careful OP, the mods here are 100% in favor of fucking animals and discussing how that’s wrong is grounds for a ban.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 15:06:59 No.50107776 Report

Quoted By: >>50107810

>>50107743
Those polls are clearly dominated by mostly straight men. There wouldn't be so many bug types in least fuckable if majority votes were fags, and machamp would be somewhere in most fuckable if it were women.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 15:08:51 No.50107788 Report

Quoted By: >>50108082

>>50107691
Yeah you’re right, maybe I shouldn’t have used Machamp as the example. I should have just reused Gardevoir.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 15:11:52 No.50107810 Report

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>>50107776
I doubt women care about machamp at all. Just like people try to pass off tsareena over Pokémon like Vaporeon or Ninetales when whatever data we have shows the opposite. We shouldn't treat pokemon attraction as conventional attraction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 15:13:17 No.50107827 Report

Quoted By: >>50107895

>>50107746
Pokefucking is /vp/ culture. Don't like it? Too bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 15:21:40 No.50107895 Report

Quoted By: >>50107905 >>50108008

>>50107827
It is not.

You are wrong.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 15:23:04 No.50107905 Report

Quoted By: >>50107934

>>50107895
Pokemon fucking isn’t /vp/ culture. It’s normie culture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 15:27:42 No.50107934 Report

Quoted By: >>50107951

>>50107905
It isn’t culture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 15:30:03 No.50107951 Report

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>>50107934
The sheer amount of art

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 15:40:16 No.50108008 Report

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>>50107895
Damn newfag. If you would've been here 10+ years ago, you'd know pokefucking was a popular topic and porn was rampant (and soft-accepted if spoilered) back then. It was always board culture, better moderated now or not, and whether you like it or not.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 15:49:53 No.50108082 Report

Quoted By: >>50108110 >>50108465

>>50107788
You should've replaced Gardevoir with Ninetales

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 15:54:05 No.50108110 Report

Quoted By: >>50108123

>>50108082
Where are these numbers from and what do they represent?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 15:55:44 No.50108123 Report

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>>50108110
They're from the smash or pass app. The numbers is the amount of smash each Pokémon received

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 16:27:37 No.50108297 Report

Quoted By: >>50108559

>>50103698
Thank you Officer Vee, very cool.
Wait, what do police have to do with pokefuckers? I don't get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 16:28:54 No.50108301 Report

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>ywn be locked in the pokemon equivalent of gitmo where they get a lapras to spray you down with icy water

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 16:29:58 No.50108308 Report

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>>50103698
I guarantee you there will be animatronic sex toy vaporeons by 2030, screencap this post

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 16:54:11 No.50108465 Report

Quoted By: >>50108493

>>50108082
Those should be sorted by percentage, not count. Not everyone has the patience to sit through all of them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 16:56:52 No.50108478 Report

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>>50107691
They unironically fancy Inteleon and Sawk from what I saw in other threads of such kinds, still no idea about the 4-legged ones for certain - but it seems Absol is quite high on the biocunts schlicking-list

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 16:59:45 No.50108493 Report

Quoted By: >>50108511

>>50108465
Doesn't matter Ninetales by over 6k

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 17:05:04 No.50108511 Report

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>>50108493
not even top 5 by ratio

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 17:16:39 No.50108559 Report

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>>50108297
Cop eevee is cuter than fbi eevee.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 17:32:45 No.50108646 Report

Quoted By: >>50108655

>>50107743
>Serperior @25
what?
>Milotic @12
What!?
>Ditto @2
WHAT?!?!?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 17:34:50 No.50108655 Report

Quoted By: >>50108770

>>50108646
Ditto is literally made to be moldable sex toy that can also transform into any pokemon you want.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 17:38:13 No.50108668 Report

Quoted By: >>50110209

>>50107743
>so many canids on top
Pastry too powerfull…

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 17:54:43 No.50108770 Report

Quoted By: >>50108775

>>50108655
Ditto can only copy what it can directly sees.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 17:55:41 No.50108775 Report

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>>50108770
>my own clone!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 17:56:06 No.50108779 Report

Quoted By: >>50109378

>>50103698
That's okay, I'm perfectly happy just writing erotica about them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 19:18:50 No.50109378 Report

Quoted By: >>50109413

>>50108779
Care to share?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 19:23:47 No.50109413 Report

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>>50109378
I've only done two so far, might start sharing future ones when I'm more confident in my writing. It's a mini series, somewhat similar to Interspecies Reviewers, but with wild Pokémon instead of monster girls. Gets very clinical about the habitats, natures, tendencies, and incorporates Pokédex information. For example, Heliolisk is known to stimulate its muscles with electricity, I'm sure you can imagine how I used that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 19:33:35 No.50109494 Report

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>>50103698
I would rather be a virgin than get it on with a human
I'm doing them a favor, I'm not attractive or charming

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 20:59:03 No.50110209 Report

Quoted By: >>50110666

>>50108668
You think we were the only ones who recognised the glory of the clamping cunt anon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 21:56:10 No.50110666 Report

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>>50110209
But should I feel bad for doing this to you dear Anon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Apr 2022 23:59:49 No.50111578 Report

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Your mom told me something completely opposite to your incorrect statement just yesterday OP

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