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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 16:32:52 No.50156893 View View Reply Original Report

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>DUDE I LOVE MALASADAS LOL
>DUDE MALASADAS LOL
>MAYBE INSTEAD OF FIGHTING WE COULD JUST GO FOR SOME MALASADAS LOL
>UM DID YOU HEAR ME WHEN I SAID I LIKE MALASADAS? (VERY QUIRKY AND FUNNY AND UNIQUE LOL!)
>DUDE MALASADAS LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 16:34:22 No.50156903 Report

Quoted By: >>50157195 >>50157428 >>50160034 >>50161642 >>50163107

>>50156893
Now change this to silver and have it DUDE I HAVE TO GET STRONGER

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 16:35:19 No.50156909 Report

Quoted By: >>50163297

Filtered

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 16:42:52 No.50156974 Report

Quoted By: >>50157175

>>50156893
>spends his time enjoying the island climate instead of pretending to be good at battles and constantly getting BTFO
not saying Hau's a good character but at least he doesn't pretend to be good at something he's not (unlike Hop)
USUM ruined his character imo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:06:06 No.50157175 Report

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>>50156974
Hop was literally #2 in the entire competition, I mean he's nothing compared to the MC. But neither is Leon or anyone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:08:28 No.50157195 Report

Quoted By: >>50157428

>>50156903
You forgot the LOL at the end.
For Blue, it's DUDE I'M THE BEST AND YOU SUCK LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:13:02 No.50157243 Report

Quoted By: >>50159547

>>50156893
Hau is genuinely the worst character to ever exist in the history of pokemon. So obnoxious and unbearable. Every time that punchable face opens its insufferable mouth up to spew out more retarded bullshit, I want to beat him to death, preferably with a ten-foot pole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:25:24 No.50157362 Report

Quoted By: >>50157428 >>50157827 >>50161037 >>50163940

>>50156893
>DUDE I'M ALWAYS THREE STEPS AHEAD OF YOU LOL
>DUDE I HATE TEAM ROCKET LOL
>DUDE I JUST EXIST TO LEND YOU HMS LOL
>DUDE I'M SICK LOL
>DUDE YOU'RE SO SLOW LOL
>DUDE MY DAD OVERPROTECTS ME LOL
>DUDE WHY AM I SUCH A JOBBER LOL
>DUDE MUH RAGE MUH PURRLOIN LOL
>DUDE THE FOUR OF US HAVE NO PERSONALITY LOL
>DUDE MALASADAS LOL
>DUDE I HATE MY MOM LOL
>DUDE LEON LOL
>DUDE HOP IS A FAGGOT LOL
>DUDE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:29:12 No.50157397 Report

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DUDE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:32:42 No.50157428 Report

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>>50156893
Based.

>>50156903
>>50157195
>>50157362
>seething alolasites with the classic deflect and genwar

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:35:40 No.50157449 Report

Quoted By: >>50163302

>>50156893
>You will never travel Alola with Hau and eat malasadas together

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:58:44 No.50157631 Report

Quoted By: >>50157700

>>50157428
>says others start genwars
>uses discord image complete with intentional misinformation
If you want to use a scapegoat you can't provide evidence that you're lying in the same post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 18:02:42 No.50157668 Report

Quoted By: >>50157680 >>50157775

>OI, MATE!
>HEY, MATE!
>LET'S BATTLE, MATE!
>LEON IS MY BIG BRUV, MATE!
>YOU BEAT ME AGAIN, MATE!
>I WANT TO BE AS GOOD AS LEON, MATE!
>I LOST AGAIN, MATE!
>I'LL GET BETTER, MATE!
>IDK IF I WANNA BE A TRAINER ANYMORE, MATE!
>I'LL BE AN ASSISTANT AT THE LAB INSTEAD, MATE!
>MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE! MATE!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 18:03:44 No.50157680 Report

Quoted By: >>50157702 >>50157775

>>50157668
FORGOT MY IMAGE, MATE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 18:05:04 No.50157700 Report

Quoted By: >>50157816

>>50157631
When do you plan on dropping this "D-Discord actually hates Alola!" act?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 18:05:05 No.50157702 Report

Quoted By: >>50157781

>>50156893
>>50157680
I hope they get punched in the face by a rabid Machamp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 18:12:41 No.50157756 Report

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>>50156893
I always wanted my girl to kick Hau's little nuts in. Hell if he responded with crying about his 'malasadas' i bet she would have no mercy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 18:13:57 No.50157766 Report

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>>50157428
Not sething, just having fun making this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 18:15:04 No.50157775 Report

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>>50156893
>>50157668
>>50157680
Can't wait for the chinese region and CHING CHONG LING LONG DING DONG

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 18:15:36 No.50157781 Report

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>>50157702
>Machamp
*Gigantamax Machamp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 18:18:28 No.50157795 Report

Quoted By: >>50161536

Gen 10 rival will communicate exclusively by talking about how much they love buttered toast. The context doesn't matter, they will only talk about buttered toast.
Your character will be in the middle of a tragic cutscene, and gen 10 rival will interrupt the cutscene by whining about how there's no buttered toast anywhere.
Gamefreak will then insist this is a lovable character trait and not at all annoying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 18:21:08 No.50157816 Report

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>>50157700
That depends, when do you plan to stop making anti-Alola spam? There'll be no reason to say it if it stops being true.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 18:22:49 No.50157827 Report

Quoted By: >>50160117

>>50157362
PURRLOIN is mine. Get your claws off of her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:15:53 No.50159543 Report

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>>50157428
Galshart lost

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 22:16:58 No.50159547 Report

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>>50157243
Weird mispelling of Lillie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 23:26:44 No.50160034 Report

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>>50156903
Silver at least doesn't have a stupid look on his face constantly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 23:35:25 No.50160117 Report

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>>50157827
Furry

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 01:33:26 No.50161020 Report

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>>50156893
literally built for aether foundation hands and feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 01:35:52 No.50161037 Report

Quoted By: >>50161319

>>50157362
>nothing for marnie
i kek'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 01:37:04 No.50161044 Report

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>>50156893
Still a better rival than Hop

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 01:52:28 No.50161159 Report

Quoted By: >>50161202 >>50161331 >>50161394

This guy is worse than the random rivals in XY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 01:58:22 No.50161202 Report

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>>50161159
Shauna at least have some use

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 02:13:03 No.50161319 Report

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>>50161037
she is so boring that i couldn’t care less for her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 02:14:44 No.50161331 Report

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>>50161159
At least there's only 1 of him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 02:24:09 No.50161394 Report

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>>50161159
tierno is the only character for whom "dude [hobby] lmao" is literally true

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 02:55:39 No.50161536 Report

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>>50157795
Ed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 02:59:56 No.50161556 Report

Quoted By: >>50161617

God I want to molest Hau so badly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 03:15:53 No.50161617 Report

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>>50161556
please be in london

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 03:22:52 No.50161640 Report

Quoted By: >>50161684 >>50161742

>>50156893
Hau was actually such a pathetic beta cuck that it actually felt creepy
>wow you won again thats cool you deserve it for being so cool! Jeez you are so cool just take all these items I have! I'm not as skilled as you for sure!
Wouldn't call him a rival in the slightest. More like someone that shows up every route to suck your cock and then compliment it. He's not even a character

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 03:23:29 No.50161642 Report

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>>50156903
What, you need more?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 03:33:43 No.50161684 Report

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>>50161640
Isn't that blond guy with a lab made psuedo legendary your rival?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 03:43:57 No.50161742 Report

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>>50161640
According to some optional dialogue, he's such a faggot because when he was young his grandpa made him cry so he ended up going way easier on the kid. His faggotry culminates in Aether Paradise where he basically goes "I sure do suck shit" and disappears from the plot entirely in SM. USUM actually gives him some character growth in the latter half of the game, enough for me to appreciate the parallel between him and Red and you and Blue that the game sets up. Granted, I might be reading too much into it because I answered him like a shitter half the time when it gave me a dialogue option. He's also part of my favorite unintentionally funny scene in the game, where Gladion is fucking pissed, Hau is overly excited, you have your usual thousand yard stare, and Faba shits himself. Basically, I'd never consider Hau one of my favorite rivals, and yeah he's absolutely dreadful in base SM, but in USUM there's enough going on that I like him more than any of the four rivals in XY which isn't saying much but it's at least a bar that he passed which should count for something.

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Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 04:13:07 No.50161871 Report

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>DUDE I LOVE LEONS CUM LOL
>DUDE LEONS CUM LOL
>MAYBE INSTEAD OF FIGHTING WE COULD JUST GO FOR SOME OF LEONS CUM LOL
>UM DID YOU HEAR ME WHEN I SAID I LIKE LEONS CUM? (VERY QUIRKY AND FUNNY AND UNIQUE LOL!)
>DUDE LEONS CUM LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 04:19:43 No.50161893 Report

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>>50156893
Retard moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 10:47:28 No.50163107 Report

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>>50156903
Now we're talking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 11:33:28 No.50163293 Report

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>>50156893
i fucking hate this faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 11:34:30 No.50163297 Report

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>>50156909
yeah from having shit taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 11:35:31 No.50163302 Report

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>>50157449
good i fucking hate gen 7

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 11:38:52 No.50163322 Report

Quoted By: >>50163940 >>50164018

>>50156893
I miss when rivals actually had personalities and felt like real genuine people you could meet in real life and wasn't soulless subhumans whose "personality" is literally just fixation on one thing above all else.
Hau isn't a person.
Hell, he's not even a NPC at this point, because most NPCs at least talk about multiple topics that isn't fucking malasada.
Hau is quite literally a caricature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 14:11:14 No.50163940 Report

Quoted By: >>50164018

>>50163322
>when rivals actually had personalities
What personalities?
>>50157362

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 14:14:00 No.50163959 Report

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>>50156893
He got better in USUM. I don't mind him being a light-hearted rival, though I wish his team was better. The only time he caught me off guard was when he had a full team of six at the middle point of USUM.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 14:15:12 No.50163965 Report

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>>50157428
>seething kaloschizo with literal wrong information as an argument, as per usual

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 14:15:55 No.50163974 Report

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Complaining a character has no personality when one of the most popular of the entire franchise is Cynthia, someone who exists to give you exposition and items, is absurd. Fuck, STEVEN is even worse than her and is also super popular.

Pokemon is filled with awful characters that are carried 99% by design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 14:21:43 No.50164018 Report

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>>50163322
>>50163940
While I think it's fine to make other archetypes of characters so that every rival isn't just the same, I do wish the games did try to use Blue as more of the basis for the archetypal rival.

He's competitive but still friends with Red, more-so in the later games, though he's not a full on asshole in the original like people meme (outside of Silph Co.). He gives you advice on what to do, but never to the point of holding your hand. You get to contrast his personality with Red's to a degree, with Red doing things like helping the sea captain that Green didn't even consider doing.

But really, the main thing I like is that his team shifts around a bit. I really hate how once a rival adds something to their team, it's just there forever, and you can always predict it. The PC can switch their team members around, so why not major NPCs?

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