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Zodiacfags cope harder

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It’s time to disprove the Zodiac theory once and for all so you fucking idiots can shut the fuck up.
If we go by the first form of the fire starters, Charmander, Cyndaquil, Fennekin, Litten, and now Fuecoco do not fall under the zodiac.
If we go by the final forms, it still doesn’t count. Charizard is not a Chinese Dragon, Typhlosion is not a rat, and Delphox is not a dog.
>B-but Cyndaquil is called the Fire Mouse Pokémon!!!!
Please explain to me how that, is meant to be a rat. Everything points to a Hedgehog/Porcupine that evolves into a Badger.
>Foxes are canines!! Fennekin fits dog!!!
Foxes are not dogs despite being canines themselves. It’s like calling all monkeys Great Apes. They are both primates sure, but not all primates are apes.
>Dragon still counts as a dragon!!
And Charmander isn’t one, your point?
>Male crocs are called bulls!!!! It can still work!!!
Nope.
>Fuecoco will evolve into a snake!!!!
Nope.
>But-
Nope.
And a reminder that Generation 2 was meant to be the last generation, which explains why Cyndaquil doesn’t fit the theory at all.
So cope and seethe zodiacfags.