>>50222885now stop me if you've heard this one folks.
>The Minister of health in Belgium is a woman who stands at 5 foot 9, weighing in at 330 pounds. This obloid of a circle with a BMI of 35+ is telling you, that you, yes you, are unhealthy, and that people like her, walking flesh shapes, are healthy. Not funny enough? Let's bring back to the good ol Red White and Blue. So the director of health (You're going to love this one folks) is a literal Jewish man in his 60's, with a wife, 2 children who one day, after working 30 years working in teenage psychology, slaps on a dress and calls himself a woman. Never got the surgery, but wears a dress, heels, and demands people to call him a woman. This is the person, who is representative of health in America. Oh, and if you aren't laughing yet, here comes the punchline; despite never serving a single day in any of the armed forces, *start wheezing* the United States Navy, decided to make this man, again, a civilian for the entirety of his life, one of the highest ranking commissioned officers of its branch. For slapping on a dress and heels.
None of this is made up folks, not a single lie has left these lips of mine. The only thing you can do is laugh, because that's how fucking funny it is. This is the world you live in, where up is down, left is down, red is blue. It'd all be terribly sad, if it weren't so absurdly hilarious to watch play out.
The best part? There's zero endgame, no planning whatsoever. This? This is all ad lib. When it no longer serves a purpose, or when all the actors have been exhausted, then we'll move onto the next funny thing. Which will be people either getting genetically modified with animal DNA to become "Truefur" or the techno fags trying to become "Cyberkin".
And reminder to those of you still browsing 4chan in 2050, Sylveonposter was right, and you will never be an Android/Furry; you are a man made abomination who has forsakes your humanity for your selfish desires.
