>>50231504Who gives a shit? What the fuck could they reveal that you don't already know. It's just swoshi again. Which is just sumo again, which is just exwy again, which is just blawhi again, which is just diaper again, which is just rubsap again, which is just golsil again, which is just reblu again.
They've been releasing the same game with a slight side-tick in graphical quality, sometimes even an uptick, for 25 years. What is there to reveal? What news is there to give? You know the entire game already.
You are introduced to the world by professor tree, your friend Hool encourages you to go to the professor, you go to the professor, your friend tells you they are excited to get a pokemon. You pick a red, blue, or green animal. You're given a pokedes and go to challenge some people so you can challenge more people. You go out, get interrupted a few times, and occasionally encounter a mutant rat or bird. You obtain those, or don't, and maybe encounter a mutant ape or flaming thumb tack if you're lucky. Eventually, you meet the first important guy. He uses two (!r 1d18) water-type pokemon. You smash them with no trouble. Your friend mentions team negative word, you go through a (!r 1d2) small cave, and encounter some angry rocks and bats or bugs. You catch one about it, then follow a further path. Your friend challenges you to a contest and then throws it immediately. You meet the second person and hear rumors about team negative. The second important person uses 2-3 (!r 1d17) bug-type pokemon. You destroy them. Your starting animal gets taller and develops weird growths of some kind. You walk down a path. You're given a fishing rod, maybe catch a fish with an axe for a face. You walk down another path. Oh no, it's team negative. They are extremely easily dealt with. Time to meet third important person
You know. You know the drill. You know everything what are you waiting to find out?
