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in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans. Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.
Anonymous
I'd still rather fuck a Glaceon
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>>50277441 Primarina is better not just wet also human like body. Starter so it has a stronger bond than a random stone evo.
And if you're lucky enough to get a female, the heavens are open for you.
Anonymous
Glaceon & Leafeon are my favorite eeveelutions but I've got to admit Espeon is probably the best fuck. No slippery skin, no frozen genitals, no plants, no burns, no electric shocks, no dark energies, etc. Espeon can use psychic powers to also make it feel more pleasurable by directly beaming that pleasure into your mind, like having mind-sex in adition to regular body-sex. Of course, this is just talking about eeveelutions. The best pokemon (in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding) is probably something else entirely but I really don't care.
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>>50278114 That female espeon looks like she fuck shota
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Hey, did you know that in terms of human and Pokemon breeding, Jolteon is one of the most aggressive Pokemon for humans? With their impressive 130 base stat in speed, you're not getting away. Once they close the distance, they have moves like Attract, Yawn, and Thunder Wave to keep you from moving. With Jolteon's Volt Absorb and mastery of electricity, it'll get you twitching and spasming just how it wants you to. Once a Jolteon has it's "partner", it won't stop milking them until it's completely satisfied.
Anonymous
I want this thing to choke me as it fucks me with its tentacles
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>>50277450 Eevee is also a starter pokemon you dunce.
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>>50277447 Based.
>>50278114 >No slippery skin, no frozen genitals, Glaceon can control it's heat. No need to worry about frozen genitals. It's all warm on the inside.
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>>50277447 yeah i've definitely had more powerful orgasms when i fap to her more than any other eeveelution
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>>50277441 What about human male and pokemon male breeding
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>>50277441 I prefer primarina for being more humanoid still wet and good at using her mouth~
Anonymous
>>50278474 She does not want to be that violent with you
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>>50280216 It depends, who's ass is getting fucked?
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>>50280221 >she You misunderstand, I want him to be violent
Anonymous
>>50280354 Mine.
Would Vaporeon's cock have a knot like a dog, or would he have two cocks like a shark?
What if he has two knotted cocks?
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>>50280369 Maybe and it wouldn't have external sack.
Like any water creature.
Anyways. Have fun.
Anonymous
Vaporeon cum jar project...
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>>50280411 Vaporeon cum jar or a vaporeon inside of one?
Anonymous
this thread stinks but janny deleted the other one so i have to ask this VERY important question here say there's a shitty fic about a pair of espeons brainfucking a trainer (one likes him one doesnt) should they be sisters or brother/sister
Anonymous
>>50278114 >A asmartass catfox will never peg you via telekinesis with the facisimle of your own dick while you bang her I cri everytiem…
>>50280369 >Diphallic Vappy Nice/10
>>50281788 >janny deleted the other one what did i miss dear Anon?
>say there's a shitty fic about a pair of espeons brainfucking a trainer (one likes him one doesnt) should they be sisters or brother/sister Do what your
mind tells you its right
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>>50283021 >image stolen by captcha again -_-;