>be me
>'bout to play me some pokemon india
>get through introductory cutscene with Doctor Raj
>Are you a Boy or a Girl?
>*select Girl*
>DR. RAJ: ok raep u tomorrow chutyia beech!
>Screen cuts to black
>Fade in, girl model floating lazily in a brown river, GAME OVER
>restart, try again, select Boy
>What was your name again?
>1. RAJESH
>2. RAJESH
>3. RAJESH
>*select RAJESH*
>wake up outside in dumpster behind the pokemart
>NPC spots me
>Good morning, sir! Would you like to set the ingame clock?
>1. MORNING
> 2. MORNING
>3. MORNING
>Select morning.
>Sir, please do the needful and shit in street only. Dumpster is for paying customer only.
>Check my party. It has a diglett named SUPERPOWER 2020.
