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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 09:25:01 No.50330083 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>50330205 >>50330274 >>50330410 >>50330608 >>50330746 >>50330954 >>50330962 >>50331090 >>50331887 >>50332080 >>50332412 >>50332424 >>50332646 >>50332717 >>50333527

>DUDE I LOVE MALASADAS LOL
>DUDE MALASADAS LOL
>UH OH LOOKS LIKE YOU CURBSTOMPED ME AGAIN, NOT LIKE I HAVE ENOUGH PERSONALITY TO CARE ABOUT IT ANYWAY, MALASADAS LOL
>HEY DID YOU KNOW LIKING MALASADAS IS LIKE 90% OF MY CHARACTER?
>MAYBE INSTEAD OF FIGHTING WE COULD JUST GO FOR SOME MALASADAS LOL
>UM DID YOU HEAR ME WHEN I SAID I LIKE MALASADAS? (VERY QUIRKY AND FUNNY AND UNIQUE LOL!)
>DUDE MALASADAS LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 09:30:07 No.50330094 Report

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I don't like malasadas, they're too kinky liking hurting people and being hurt at the same time

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 10:15:56 No.50330205 Report

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>>50330083
i fucking hate this faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 10:16:57 No.50330210 Report

Quoted By: >>50330221

gayest rival in the series

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 10:22:54 No.50330221 Report

Quoted By: >>50330264

>>50330210
nah, they made someone even worse with Hop
whose obsession isn't over a piece of food but in a brother just as obnoxious and unlikable as him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 10:28:55 No.50330239 Report

Quoted By: >>50330267

I rolled my eyes at Hau a lot during my first playthrough of Sun, but in retrospect I've grown to really like him
He's just a local who took a liking to a tourist, laidback, no pressure, living his best life
The relationship between him and Hala is an excellent foil to Gladion/Lillie and Lusamine

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 10:37:23 No.50330264 Report

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>>50330221
i hated this faggot more

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 10:38:25 No.50330267 Report

Quoted By: >>50330285

>>50330239
hes a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 10:40:43 No.50330274 Report

Quoted By: >>50330291 >>50330303 >>50330962

>>50330083
Still better than gen 3 Brendan/May, any of the gen 5 rivals, Shauna and Hop

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 10:43:48 No.50330285 Report

Quoted By: >>50330289 >>50331836

>>50330267
Probably not since he pipes your mother

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 10:45:17 No.50330289 Report

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>>50330285
non he dosn't he's gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 10:46:18 No.50330291 Report

Quoted By: >>50330295 >>50330303 >>50335298

>>50330274
no he really fucking isn't he's the gayest rival in the series

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 10:47:06 No.50330295 Report

Quoted By: >>50330307 >>50330311 >>50330314 >>50330962

>>50330291
Have you met Hugh?
>muh sister's Purrloin
Yike

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 10:48:32 No.50330303 Report

Quoted By: >>50330307 >>50330322

>>50330274
>>50330291
Shit taste, literal shit. Hugn is one of theb est because other rivals aren't exactly too good anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 10:49:34 No.50330307 Report

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>>50330303
meant for this>>50330295

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 10:49:54 No.50330311 Report

Quoted By: >>50330322

>>50330295
Hau was gayer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 10:51:10 No.50330314 Report

Quoted By: >>50330322

>>50330295
Hugh was miles better than your malasadafag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 10:56:21 No.50330322 Report

Quoted By: >>50330343 >>50331763

>>50330303
>>50330314
>>50330311
If you know anything about being a big brother you know it's your job to take your sister's toys away and keep them on a high shelf she can't get to just to laugh at her tears. Since when do you start caring about your sister's possessions getting stolen? If Hugh weren't a fag he would have stolen Purrloin himself. And no I don't like Hau. I just think feeling empathetic for your little sister is gay. The other rivals are just mostly boring but Cheren also makes me want to punch him in the face with how much of a pretentious geek he is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 11:03:55 No.50330343 Report

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>>50330322
>I just think feeling empathetic for your little sister is gay.
Nice bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 11:32:02 No.50330410 Report

Quoted By: >>50330445

>>50330083
I want to punch that piece of shit in the face. I miss when rivals were genuine rivals I can actually imagine people would want to hang out with like Blue or even Silver.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 11:45:47 No.50330445 Report

Quoted By: >>50330560 >>50330769

>>50330410
Yeah I think Hau would probably be one the least popular in real life, but I think Silver's probably in the same category, as the kind of guy that most people associate with school shooters. Green, Barry and Cheren would probably be the most well-liked. Girls don't really get judged on the same standards and are usually popular no matter what.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 12:17:26 No.50330560 Report

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>>50330445
Hugh would be probably cool to hang out too. He always respects, cares about you and back you up in the game. Also encourages you to challange the champion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 12:27:17 No.50330608 Report

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>>50330083
The funny thing is that if you pay attention to Hau's dialogue he actually does care about losing but he plays it off like he doesn't care, he's insecure about his skill but just pretends he doesn't mind losing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 12:58:13 No.50330746 Report

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>>50330083
i fucking hate hau every time you enter a new route or town he runs up to you in a cutscene and starts waving his arms up and down like a retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 13:02:42 No.50330769 Report

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>>50330445
>barry
>well liked
ADHD manic kid who would annoy everyone in a 400 meters radius

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 13:45:42 No.50330947 Report

Quoted By: >>50335216

>doesn't force you to black out when you lose to him
>just goes haha I won and leaves
Unironically the most humiliating rival

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 13:49:48 No.50330954 Report

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>>50330083
I like malasadas. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 13:52:11 No.50330962 Report

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>>50330083
Discord will say this gen has the best written characters and bring up Unova out of nowh-
>>50330274
>>50330295
See?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 14:22:59 No.50331090 Report

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>>50330083
What's the point in complaining about a story you rushed through and didn't pay attention to? That's the only way to misunderstand the entire game this badly and yet you continue to spam as if you have any idea what you're saying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 16:31:31 No.50331763 Report

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>>50330322
>I get all my life experience and opinions from anime

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 16:32:23 No.50331770 Report

Quoted By: >>50331802 >>50331845 >>50335396

>starts the game off by commiting a crime (stealing a pokemon)
>hates his pokemon but even more so hates you
>rightfully calls the player a weakass faggot
>even after you beat him he has no respect for you and continues to call you weak
>tries to beat team rocket before you because youre so fucking weak
>has actual fucking character development throughout the story
>after the last battle with him he admits that his views are wrong and he changes for the better
first and last kino rival

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 16:36:36 No.50331802 Report

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>>50331770
I like Silver a lot and wish we could see more of him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 16:40:30 No.50331836 Report

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>>50330285
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 16:42:21 No.50331845 Report

Quoted By: >>50331879

>>50331770
he never even does anything evil all game save for stealing the pokemon (because shitty professor was favouring you). he just goes around beating gyms and fighting team rocket

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 16:47:46 No.50331879 Report

Quoted By: >>50331908

>>50331845
He stole his Sneasel from the guy who gives you a Shuckle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 16:49:14 No.50331887 Report

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>>50330083
I wonder how bad Hau's turds stink?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 16:51:02 No.50331908 Report

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>>50331879
deserved, that guy is an asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 17:13:28 No.50332036 Report

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Not reading that but I headcanon that Hau makes puns with his name and thinks it's funny. May does it too

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 17:21:08 No.50332080 Report

Quoted By: >>50332127

>>50330083
The first few instances of him obsessing over malasadas was funny at first.
But then it got to a point where I continuously asked myself "this is supposed to be my rival?"
Then Gladion shows up and I think "oh he's supposed to be my rival."
And then he does this weird "UUUURGH STAY DOWN, EVIL HAND" thing and I'm just done with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 17:22:38 No.50332092 Report

Quoted By: >>50332121

Hau doesn't even talk about Malasadas that much. Unovabortions mad every game after BW did rivals better will never stop being funny.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 17:27:59 No.50332121 Report

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>>50332092
>being this obsessed with unovabortions
Stay mad chucklefuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 17:30:14 No.50332127 Report

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>>50332080
Gladion feels like a parody of what some people think Silver and Blue were.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 17:36:08 No.50332174 Report

Quoted By: >>50332194

At least Hau is living his best life. Unless some people.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 17:40:39 No.50332194 Report

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>>50332174
*unlike some people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 18:16:01 No.50332412 Report

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>>50330083
I really wanted to punch Hau in the face, I bet he'd like it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 18:17:16 No.50332424 Report

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>>50330083
It's fine because he's hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 18:47:03 No.50332646 Report

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>>50330083
Let's see how much he's gonna think about malasadas when my machamp turn his retarded face into a bloody salsa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 18:57:29 No.50332717 Report

Quoted By: >>50333174

>>50330083
Hau and Hop were the worst rivals.

>DUDE MY BROTHER
>MY BROTHER DUDE
>DUDE IM GONNA BE CHAMPION
>CHAMPION
>DUDE BRO IM GONNA BEAT MY BROTHER TO BECOME CHAMPION DUDE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 20:00:40 No.50333174 Report

Quoted By: >>50335121

>>50332717
Not a big fan of SM/SWSH but at least Hop had a way more competitive attitude besides sucking the worst champion's dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 20:47:35 No.50333527 Report

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>>50330083
Already been debunked. Sorry hoennchud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 23:36:40 No.50335121 Report

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>>50333174
Diantha has a dick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 23:44:09 No.50335187 Report

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swoosh had a good chance to center the plot around a group of friends, hop would've been a good rival if bede and marnie carried other aspects of a rival (being an ass/being a generic ally) but they don't sprinkle it throughout the plot and only put it into near the very end of the plot making hop generic and somewhat bland

my favorite part of hop is his losing animation in the tournament, it really looks like he's mentally shaken from losing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 23:47:04 No.50335216 Report

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>>50330947
His fucking Raichu caught me off guard. Then that piece of shit decides to just fucking leave after sweeping me. Is this what being a rival feels like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 23:56:44 No.50335298 Report

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>>50330291
Bede is literally the gayest looking character ive ever seen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2022 00:04:00 No.50335356 Report

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Pure soul.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2022 00:06:10 No.50335373 Report

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I can’t believe I got a 3 day ban for calling this kid a nigger in 2016

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 03 May 2022 00:09:33 No.50335396 Report

Quoted By: >>50335458

>>50331770
>pic related is the best rival
/vp/ is fucking full of edgelord faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 03 May 2022 00:19:15 No.50335458 Report

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>>50335396
its true...
im a twisted fucking cyclepath

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