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You are now 15 years old, dropped in the middle of Castelia City with a starter of your choosing. No Legendaries or Mythicals allowed.

You gain the ability think extremely quickly and rationally while under stress, through even the most chaotic of battles, but ONLY if you specialize in a single type. If you do, which is it?

You gain a stupidly tough superhuman body, but ONLY if your starter becomes incapable of evolving (must be able to evolve).

You gain the ability to sense and manipulate aura, but ONLY if you forever lose the ability to speak.

You can communicate with all Pokemon, but if you EVER masturbate or have sex you immediately lose this ability forever.

You can gain psychic powers (mildly strong telekinesis, short-range teleport, basic telepathy) BUT Dark-type Pokemon are now your kryptonite. Even being near one gives you a headache and makes you feel weak.

Well, /vp/, what do you do?