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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 13:34:58 No.50330917 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>50330934 >>50330997 >>50331015 >>50331295 >>50331331 >>50332391

If Pokemon can't pass the Harkness Test, why do you want to fuck them again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 13:37:26 No.50330923 Report

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not a furry coomer but pretty much all pokemon pass the harkness test aside from real animal ones like magikarp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 13:37:27 No.50330924 Report

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They can't speak english but they can understand it just like a human.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 13:38:25 No.50330929 Report

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I have no real stake in this argument but most Pokemon can pass the Harkness test, even if the Pokedex tries to imply human-level intelligence is rare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 13:40:41 No.50330934 Report

Quoted By: >>50331059

>>50330917
Pokemon can't knock you up, what's the point?

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 13:41:42 No.50330939 Report

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i probably wouldn't if they were real, but as of right now theyre just cartoons so they can be whatever I want

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 13:43:22 No.50330944 Report

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>>50330939
>he wants to fuck a pokemon with literal facial hair
faggot

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 13:59:51 No.50330997 Report

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>>50330917
He's a psychic type legendary so he most definitely does pass the test.

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 14:03:48 No.50331015 Report

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>>50330917
these are true though, plenty of pokmeon have been shown to talk in the anime

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 14:12:18 No.50331054 Report

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>>50330944
>Not liking facial hair
What are you, gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 14:15:09 No.50331059 Report

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>>50330934
Indeed, but you can knock THEM up

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 14:15:45 No.50331061 Report

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>>50331015
And those were done for storytelling purposes. Pokémon don't talk except under special circumstances like anime Meowth or Rotom and even in the games they took away Meowth ability to talk in versions meant to be closer to the anime.

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 14:19:42 No.50331073 Report

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>>50331061
By that standards a Zoroark trick you into getting cackes by shapeshifting and perfectly speaking human language

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 14:22:39 No.50331087 Report

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>>50331061
Even if they can't talk, I think this sneasel is more intelligent than most humans given he learned how to cook food at the level of a master chef.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 14:25:37 No.50331103 Report

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>>50331073
It will also trick you into giving it that dick.
Be warned, human semen is for women only!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 14:26:06 No.50331104 Report

Quoted By: >>50331291

>>50331054
yes. what are you, a cis-male?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 15:06:40 No.50331291 Report

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>>50331054
i'm a straight, homophobic, white, racist, biological male.
>>50331104
fuck off faggot

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 15:07:45 No.50331295 Report

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>>50330917
I just do, ok?

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 15:09:12 No.50331304 Report

Quoted By: >>50331319

>>50330944
theyre whiskers, same as her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 15:12:23 No.50331319 Report

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>>50331304
>She steal your lunch while blowing you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 15:13:15 No.50331326 Report

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>>50331103
It is only okay when pokemon semen enters the human women

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 15:14:28 No.50331331 Report

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>>50330917
who says they can't?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 15:15:09 No.50331335 Report

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>>50331326
That's wrong, it's for men only

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 17:16:08 No.50332049 Report

Quoted By: >>50332438

>>50331061
>”Many Pokemon have been shown to talk.”
>”Well those Pokemon don’t count because they were only able to talk as part of the story.”
What are you even saying?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 17:17:04 No.50332054 Report

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I don't know man they seem like they can consent pretty clearly in PMD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 18:11:42 No.50332391 Report

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>>50330917
What do you mean they can't pass? Many actually do.

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 18:20:21 No.50332438 Report

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>>50332049
He's saying they're outliers.

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 18:22:37 No.50332458 Report

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This one can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 18:23:34 No.50332462 Report

Quoted By: >>50332718

>>50331087
nta. That's sort of an exaggerated version of a mechanical trick. Like teaching animals to do strange stuff. With that being said, Sneasel may in fact be smarter than most Pokemon given its devious nature, and the fact that Pokemon exist on a sliding scale of intelligence that is not static between all species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 18:57:33 No.50332718 Report

Quoted By: >>50332737

>>50332462
It's evo, weavile, uses symbols it marks into trees and ice to signal messages to others. That is at least human intelligent, if very primal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2022 19:01:54 No.50332737 Report

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>>50332718
Yeah, I don't doubt the whole species is on the higher stratum of Poketelligence.

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